The "What Not To Do When Driving a Car" Thread

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Old Nov 12, 2013 | 09:54 AM
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That hit and run

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Old Nov 12, 2013 | 11:08 AM
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I don't understand the premise and why the Murano is reversing in the beginning, and why there is a traffic director out there, but that is still funny as hell.
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Old Nov 13, 2013 | 10:35 AM
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Old Nov 13, 2013 | 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by RPhilMan1
I don't understand the premise and why the Murano is reversing in the beginning, and why there is a traffic director out there, but that is still funny as hell.
check the title.
"Hit and run gone from bad to worse"
assuming the camera man started filming when he heard commotion, we dont see the initial hit ....
but we do see the murano trying to get away, and in the process fucking up others lol
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Old Nov 13, 2013 | 10:44 AM
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OMG Maker, that mud-boggin Panamera made my day!!!
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Old Nov 13, 2013 | 10:48 AM
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Looks like a turtle
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Old Nov 13, 2013 | 11:19 AM
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A turbo nonetheless..
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Old Nov 13, 2013 | 11:22 AM
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so, he purposely took his car out there?
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Old Nov 13, 2013 | 11:36 AM
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Andre Alexander Shaquille Wisdom is an English footballer who plays
for Derby County...

The England Under-21 captain was sent through quiet forest roads on Friday night by his car's Sat Nav which left him walking three miles to a main road after his car ended up getting stuck in the mud.

Wisdom, currently on-loan at Derby County, was on his way up to Derby for Saturday's home game with Sheffield Wednesday when the incident occurred.

A Derby County spokesman said: "Andre visited a local shop on the way to Saturday's game against Sheffield Wednesday and, being new and unfamiliar to the area, he programmed the stadium's postcode into his Sat Nav.

He added: "The route provided took him down a less than traditional road, where conditions were also poor, and ultimately his car got stuck."
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Old Nov 13, 2013 | 11:41 AM
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That'll wash out.
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Old Nov 13, 2013 | 12:37 PM
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Old Nov 13, 2013 | 12:44 PM
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what a dumb motherfucker.
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Old Nov 13, 2013 | 12:59 PM
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If the nav directs you to drive through the forest you should immediately know somethings up
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Old Nov 13, 2013 | 01:02 PM
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plot twist, whore house.
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Old Nov 13, 2013 | 01:04 PM
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Old Nov 13, 2013 | 01:07 PM
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Not very wise of Mr. Wisdom.
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Old Nov 13, 2013 | 01:21 PM
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Should've bought a Raptor?
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Old Nov 14, 2013 | 12:56 PM
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Don't stop and turn around on a two lane road without looking behind you...close call.

Back story, the guy passed me earlier on the road doing a wheelie and I guess stopped to check out the cars. He apologized, but the pants had already been shat.


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Old Nov 14, 2013 | 01:16 PM
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fun starts at 1:35

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Old Nov 14, 2013 | 01:24 PM
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I waited for the fun. it didn't come.

0 out of 5 stars.
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Old Nov 14, 2013 | 02:00 PM
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burnt clutch in the end, not sure if you got until there LOL....

it was fun to see the 2 fools guide an idiot through a narrow lanes...AND this is what not to do thread, so 0/5 is the best points you can get
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Old Nov 14, 2013 | 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by swoosh
burnt clutch in the end, not sure if you got until there LOL....

it was fun to see the 2 fools guide an idiot through a narrow lanes...AND this is what not to do thread, so 0/5 is the best points you can get
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Old Nov 14, 2013 | 02:28 PM
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It's a poopdick, not surprised the clutch went.

Also.. what the fuck were they thinking?!
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Old Nov 15, 2013 | 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by MarbleGT
Don't stop and turn around on a two lane road without looking behind you...close call.
I don't understand what you are trying to explain, but I have seen a few people pull off to the right to swing a u-turn completely oblivious to traffic behind them about to pass them on the left.
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Old Nov 16, 2013 | 09:59 AM
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Eh-um, guess where...







Yep, only in Russia.
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Old Nov 18, 2013 | 10:23 AM
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Old Nov 18, 2013 | 10:58 AM
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Old Nov 18, 2013 | 11:22 AM
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There are endless stories about how mapping in England for Sat Nav systems sucks. Seriously, the guy is a git.
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Old Nov 18, 2013 | 11:54 AM
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Poor horse.
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Old Nov 19, 2013 | 09:58 AM
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Old Nov 19, 2013 | 10:58 AM
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^^^ Assuming real: Lady w/Tiger in Car = World Class Idiot.
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Old Nov 19, 2013 | 11:11 AM
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Old Nov 19, 2013 | 11:38 AM
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NSFW Turn the volume down

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpiMZ5ImP_I#t=57
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Old Nov 19, 2013 | 12:44 PM
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^^^ Assuming real: Lady w/Tiger in Car = World Class Idiot.
maybe she stole it from Mike Tyson
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Old Nov 19, 2013 | 01:13 PM
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Old Nov 20, 2013 | 10:47 AM
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