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Then, there's the other one where the driver rests his wrist OVER the steering wheel at 12 o'clock. Again, unless I just have really short arms or I like to sit far back, I just don't see how that is comfortable.
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<--- Does not understand the gwai-ro "cool" look for driving.
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Depends on the car and where the beltline vs arm rest are. If the armrest is too low it's hard to brace the wheel for micro-adjusting.
I'm finding that as the beltline gets higher and higher because of collision protection, it's more comfortable to rest on the window.frame.
I'm finding that as the beltline gets higher and higher because of collision protection, it's more comfortable to rest on the window.frame.
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I sometimes do it if the windows are down, but that's usually just to feel the air rushing past 
Depends on the car though. The FRS was uncomfortable to put my elbow on the window frame because I'm sitting so low.

Depends on the car though. The FRS was uncomfortable to put my elbow on the window frame because I'm sitting so low.
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I naturally let it rest wherever it falls...depending on the car. Yukon has super low windows so that's naturally where...on the Audi it's the door
S2000 is window again. I also go by Chad and wear Aviators when I drive it though so Yum might be onto something.
S2000 is window again. I also go by Chad and wear Aviators when I drive it though so Yum might be onto something.
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Yumcha not cool
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He's just mad that his robot arm doesn't bend at any angle other than 90 degrees and he CAN'T put his arm out the window to show off his wrist wrapped in a confederate flag bandana.


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And his massive Casio Watch with S5 face.Originally Posted by rockstar143
He's just mad that his robot arm doesn't bend at any angle other than 90 degrees and he CAN'T put his arm out the window to show off his wrist wrapped in a confederate flag bandana.
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Gotta live up to the Cucklet rep. Originally Posted by svtmike
And his massive Casio Watch with S5 face.

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Did you have shitty experiences with whitey? or is it mainly generations of whitey oppressing etc?
I can't imagine on a day to day that many of them pissing you off.
I can't imagine on a day to day that many of them pissing you off.
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In order for me to do the "cool" let right wrist rest over the top of the steering wheel with my hand just suspended in the air, I need to move the seat pretty much to the point where if I leaned forward, I'd kiss the top of the wheel.
So, again, not sure how that is comfortable unless gwai-ros just like to drive really up close to the wheel. If I were that close, holding the steering wheel, my elbows are bent nearly 90 degrees.
I would know. I tried it today while at a red light. My wife was like, "You keep this up and I'm getting out of the car."
So, again, not sure how that is comfortable unless gwai-ros just like to drive really up close to the wheel. If I were that close, holding the steering wheel, my elbows are bent nearly 90 degrees.
I would know. I tried it today while at a red light. My wife was like, "You keep this up and I'm getting out of the car."
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I can't imagine on a day to day that many of them pissing you off.
Just finally fighting back after being paid nothing to build railways. Originally Posted by rockstar143
Did you have shitty experiences with whitey? or is it mainly generations of whitey oppressing etc?I can't imagine on a day to day that many of them pissing you off.
And I'm wacist as fawk.

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wrist at 12 is a lazy and unsafe way to hold the wheel...
at 9 o'clock with a reverse hand and resting on the door or window is where it's at.
at 9 o'clock with a reverse hand and resting on the door or window is where it's at.
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LOL...so that's been ingrained in you over time, then...ancestry and whatnot.
I mean, I hate oppression as much as the next guy but in 2019, there's not much room for assuming
any group specifically is the enemy.
I mean, I hate oppression as much as the next guy but in 2019, there's not much room for assuming
any group specifically is the enemy.
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at 9 o'clock with a reverse hand and resting on the door or window is where it's at.
Well, on the door where the handle is located is great. I just don't get the elbow on the window sill. I'm at a perma-shrug with my elbow torqued very high in order to do it. Again, I don't get it. Originally Posted by rockstar143
wrist at 12 is a lazy and unsafe way to hold the wheel...at 9 o'clock with a reverse hand and resting on the door or window is where it's at.
And no, I don't see
attempt it. Only gwai-ros. Wacist.

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I mean, I hate oppression as much as the next guy but in 2019, there's not much room for assuming
any group specifically is the enemy.
You could also attribute this to me being me, sir. Try not to overthink my questions. Just asking. Cuz, maybe I'm 6 inches (in all parts) shorter than the average person. Originally Posted by rockstar143
LOL...so that's been ingrained in you over time, then...ancestry and whatnot.I mean, I hate oppression as much as the next guy but in 2019, there's not much room for assuming
any group specifically is the enemy.

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Depends on the level, I'm telling you...
In the Yukon, the window is low as hell so it's literally more comfy there.
In the Yukon, the window is low as hell so it's literally more comfy there.
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so it's part of your mystique...
it's just curiosity...Adam really took offense to it back in the day (shocker). He gets mad all the time.
He returned 8 mirrors last year, in rage, because he said they made him look downsy.

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In the Yukon, the window is low as hell so it's literally more comfy there.
K. Must be NA cars? Originally Posted by rockstar143
Depends on the level, I'm telling you...In the Yukon, the window is low as hell so it's literally more comfy there.
Didn't work in any of the vehicles I've had/have: CL, Mazda3, MINI, FX, and Optima5...
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so it's part of your mystique...
it's just curiosity...Adam really took offense to it back in the day (shocker). He gets mad all the time.
He returned 8 mirrors last year, in rage, because he said they made him look downsy.
So enraged that I got reported and the commish came and yelled at me, spanked and whipped me in front of y'all...Originally Posted by rockstar143

so it's part of your mystique...
it's just curiosity...Adam really took offense to it back in the day (shocker). He gets mad all the time.
He returned 8 mirrors last year, in rage, because he said they made him look downsy.

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Again, nothing I'm not used to. Us
were whipped. 
were whipped. 
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you paid extra for that though 

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Maybe it is a height thing...I've never tried to put my arm out the window on purpose...
actually, when it is more comfy to put it on the door card it annoys me because over time
i know I'll end up putting an elbow groove into it.
actually, when it is more comfy to put it on the door card it annoys me because over time
i know I'll end up putting an elbow groove into it.

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I usually rest my elbow on the seat bolsters, but it depends...
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Wes sits in a booster seat!
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Isn't proper racekar position the ability to rest your wrist over the steering wheel?
I can't do it in 90% of cars. The wheel doesn't telescope nearly enough. Loving having a hand/arm out the window during nice weather though.
I can't do it in 90% of cars. The wheel doesn't telescope nearly enough. Loving having a hand/arm out the window during nice weather though.
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Wes sits in a booster seat!
Well... Amost... I'm only 5'5", so I would have to use a booster in an older Silverado without height adjustment on the seats!Originally Posted by rockstar143

Wes sits in a booster seat!
I'm usually sitting with the seat all of the way up!
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I can't do it in 90% of cars. The wheel doesn't telescope nearly enough. Loving having a hand/arm out the window during nice weather though.
I like to pull the steering wheel close to me so that I can rest my elbows on the bolsters and let my hands hold the wheel by wedging my forearms between the wheel and seat!Originally Posted by Aman
Isn't proper racekar position the ability to rest your wrist over the steering wheel?I can't do it in 90% of cars. The wheel doesn't telescope nearly enough. Loving having a hand/arm out the window during nice weather though.
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This thread fucking sucks!
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Fixed. Originally Posted by Flipster23
This thread sucking cucks!
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Who else sits upright like a grandma?
Broken again.
Broken again.
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I wish this thread was on topic to begin with so I could bitch...
5'5"?! No wonder that parking lot vagrant wanted to fuck. He
probably figured you had a tight little snatch!
5'5"?! No wonder that parking lot vagrant wanted to fuck. He
probably figured you had a tight little snatch!
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Have you considered being a horse jockey? They make good money and that is a
niche market only a small fella could enter.
niche market only a small fella could enter.
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Plus... All those horse cocks, right at eye level.
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What, theoretically, was the "on topic" topic again? 

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we literally are on topic now.
It's a safe place. Even Taco could enter.
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Horse cock, shit..
Better check with Kurt and ladiboi first
Might have the market on lock
Better check with Kurt and ladiboi first
Might have the market on lock
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Y'all short ass suckas can't stunt
Parking lot pimpin negative
H got all these flashy watches but don't know how to make them shine.
Probably doesn't even put extra 2-3 links to make it dangle
Shit
Parking lot pimpin negative
H got all these flashy watches but don't know how to make them shine.
Probably doesn't even put extra 2-3 links to make it dangle
Shit
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