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Old 10-05-2020, 10:20 AM
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I don't golf either but that didn't stop me from getting fired from a golf club
for driving a cart into a lake.
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ahem, I mean a friend of mine
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Congrats on the acquisition! After spending some time behind the wheel of both a 3 & S series, I'm blown away by the amount of tech in those things.

I about lost it seeing the summoning feature in person; both activating for valet service and self parking when called off... insane.
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Old 10-05-2020, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by 00TL-P3.2
Does the regen braking activate the brake lights?
It does (not sure technically when they're applied, but they definitely get applied)
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Old 10-05-2020, 11:55 AM
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I don't golf. I don't prefer activities involving balls
My most recent A-town visit determined this to be a lie.
Old 10-05-2020, 08:06 PM
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Congratulations! Nice to see one in a color other than white or black
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Old 10-05-2020, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by CLtotheTL32
Congratulations! Nice to see one in a color other than white or black
Thanks!

Yeah I don't remember when they switched it, but it used to be the only standard paint was black now the only standard paint is white.

My wife insisted we get red.

She was right.
Old 10-05-2020, 08:24 PM
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Congratulations! Nice to see one in a color other than white or black
Well, he ain't so by default, white is out.


I don't know what wace typically buys black cars.
Old 10-05-2020, 08:30 PM
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Well, he ain't so by default, white is out.


I don't know what wace typically buys black cars.
I usually do black. I'm thinking never again though.
Old 10-05-2020, 08:39 PM
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and now you understand why I am so against ever going black again.
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Old 10-05-2020, 08:43 PM
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Oh, Kurt, by the way, Majofo says hi.

Well, I mean, that's not at all what he said. But you know... Hi.
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he most certainly did...
I sent him your post where you called him out as well.
He's alive...doing important shit like keeping peeons honest.
So basically same shit he did here.

The S5 is as close to black as I intend on getting in the foreseeable future unless some crazy deal comes across I can't pass up.
The suburban gets washed once every 2 months and J is terrible at avoiding puddles and dirt roads...it never looks dirty it just looks
really clean when I wash it.
Old 10-05-2020, 08:51 PM
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Oh, Kurt, by the way, Majofo says hi.

Well, I mean, that's not at all what he said. But you know... Hi.
I get it

Originally Posted by Majofo
FFS Kurt you're a disgrace. No respecks. That Model 3 most have cost a lotta dicks. FFS. AIDS
I miss him in my life
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I can't believe your Avatar...
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"T" for Tosser.
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It's even a badge off a black car, FFS.
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
It's even a badge off a black car, FFS.
It's the steering wheel brosef
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Did you know the Tesla "T" is portion of the cross section of an electric motor?
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Old 10-05-2020, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
I can't believe your Avatar...

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Originally Posted by kurtatx
It's the steering wheel brosef


You wanna know how I have no idea?

Shaddup and let me have the joke.
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Old 10-05-2020, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
Did you know the Tesla "T" is portion of the cross section of an electric motor?
I think @#1 STUNNA told me that
Old 10-05-2020, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon


You wanna know how I have no idea?

Shaddup and let me have the joke.
FFS Kurt. Stop ruining our good time - Maj, probably
Old 10-05-2020, 08:58 PM
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I wish you were about that slightly modifying life.

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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
"T" for Tosser.
You sure it's not T for Tobey...?





Poor Tobey.
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Poor Tobey.
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
You sure it's not T for Tobey...?





Poor Tobey.
It's definitely for Tobey.

Definitely not for Taco. RIP Taco
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Vorsteiner Model 3...Mmmmm...

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FFS, kurt. Do it.
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Maybe later
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Still slow than an RLX with performance tires
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
Still slow than an RLX with performance tires

The Plaid S gets close, but still can't time travel. Marty McFly ain't got shit on the RLX.
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Old 10-06-2020, 08:54 AM
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I'm curious to hear what it feels like to hop back in the CR-V (or any ICE vehicle) after driving the Tesla for a while.
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I'm curious to hear what it feels like to hop back in the CR-V (or any ICE vehicle) after driving the Tesla for a while.
It's a little weird for sure. The biggest things are the Tesla doesn't really coast at all at speeds under 40, so the CR-V is a bit of an adjustment and I find myself wanting to keep my foot towards the accelerator when in reality I need to err towards the break. Also, the fact that the CR-V idles forward when no pedals are pressed is something I have keep in mind.
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Carbon fiber everything
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Carbon fiber everything
Around these parts, we call that giving the car the @Steven Bell treatment
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^^^^^ Damn straight, Skippy!
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Old 10-06-2020, 10:42 AM
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I like the spoiler, would probably skip the rest of it.
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We know

And be careful, I got kicked out of Tijuana for giving someone the Steven Bell treatment.


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