and

 

ahem, I mean a friend of mine

 

Congrats on the acquisition! After spending some time behind the wheel of both a 3 & S series, I'm blown away by the amount of tech in those things.

I about lost it seeing the summoning feature in person; both activating for valet service and self parking when called off... insane.

 

It does (not sure technically when they're applied, but they definitely get applied)

 

My most recent A-town visit determined this to be a lie.

 

Congratulations! Nice to see one in a color other than white or black

 

Thanks!

Yeah I don't remember when they switched it, but it used to be the only standard paint was black now the only standard paint is white.

My wife insisted we get red.

She was right.

 

Well, he ain't so by default, white is out.


I don't know what wace typically buys black cars.

 

I usually do black. I'm thinking never again though.

 

and now you understand why I am so against ever going black again.

 

Oh, Kurt, by the way, Majofo says hi.

Well, I mean, that's not at all what he said. But you know... Hi.

 

he most certainly did...
I sent him your post where you called him out as well.
He's alive...doing important shit like keeping peeons honest.
So basically same shit he did here.

The S5 is as close to black as I intend on getting in the foreseeable future unless some crazy deal comes across I can't pass up.
The suburban gets washed once every 2 months and J is terrible at avoiding puddles and dirt roads...it never looks dirty it just looks
really clean when I wash it.

 

I get it

I miss him in my life

 

I can't believe your Avatar...

 

"T" for Tosser.

 

It's even a badge off a black car, FFS.

 

It's the steering wheel brosef

 

Did you know the Tesla "T" is portion of the cross section of an electric motor?

 

 

You wanna know how I have no idea?

Shaddup and let me have the joke.

 

I think @#1 STUNNA told me that

 

FFS Kurt. Stop ruining our good time - Maj, probably

 

I wish you were about that slightly modifying life.

 

You sure it's not T for Tobey...?





Poor Tobey.

 

Poor Tobey.

 

It's definitely for Tobey.

Definitely not for Taco. RIP Taco

 

Vorsteiner Model 3...Mmmmm...

 

FFS, kurt. Do it.

 

Maybe later

 

 

Still slow than an RLX with performance tires

 

The Plaid S gets close, but still can't time travel. Marty McFly ain't got shit on the RLX.

 

I'm curious to hear what it feels like to hop back in the CR-V (or any ICE vehicle) after driving the Tesla for a while.

 

international cumdumpster empanada?

 

It's a little weird for sure. The biggest things are the Tesla doesn't really coast at all at speeds under 40, so the CR-V is a bit of an adjustment and I find myself wanting to keep my foot towards the accelerator when in reality I need to err towards the break. Also, the fact that the CR-V idles forward when no pedals are pressed is something I have keep in mind.

 

Carbon fiber everything

 

Around these parts, we call that giving the car the @Steven Bell treatment

 

^^^^^ Damn straight, Skippy!

 

I like the spoiler, would probably skip the rest of it.

 

We know

And be careful, I got kicked out of Tijuana for giving someone the Steven Bell treatment.