I almost had to kill my wife last night..why do some women use emotion to decide.
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Originally Posted by sonnyg80
better thought - don't let her on the computer, she might crash that as well
Luckily, my wife thinks I actually WORK at work so "Ramblings" is my own lil secret therapy spot.
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Originally Posted by LSBoogie
LOL!
Luckily, my wife thinks I actually WORK at work so "Ramblings" is my own lil secret therapy spot.
Luckily, my wife thinks I actually WORK at work so "Ramblings" is my own lil secret therapy spot.
50? you must be kidding!
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So I guess giving her a copy of this thread wrapped around the tail light won't fly? I thought that would be pretty funny!
btw, how long have you been married? It sounds like you found my EX!
btw, how long have you been married? It sounds like you found my EX!
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We have been married for 8 yrs. Together for 10. But alas, my wife truly is great, just that her overhead compartment is a few suit cases away from full when it comes to stuff like cars, driving, putting away the FUCKING vacuum cleaner........bah...yet another nerve has been touched.........
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Update: The main insurance company called and asked questions about the first accident. When the agent called, she asked the same questions. When the agent asked if my wife was hurt i said no. When the main lady called and asked if she had been hurt I said she might have some lingering pain issues that developed a few hours after the accident....Gotta keep my options open, you never know when that pain could start up................
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From: PA
Originally Posted by LSBoogie
Update: The main insurance company called and asked questions about the first accident. When the agent called, she asked the same questions. When the agent asked if my wife was hurt i said no. When the main lady called and asked if she had been hurt I said she might have some lingering pain issues that developed a few hours after the accident....Gotta keep my options open, you never know when that pain could start up................
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Originally Posted by Whiskers
Did you tell them that that lingering pain was your wife?
The other thing is, if i got rid of her (either through murder or divorce) who would take care of my kids. I find that as they start to get older they are able to escape the duct tape faster....
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Originally Posted by LSBoogie
Oh they know, they have had to pay the BIG bills
The other thing is, if i got rid of her (either through murder or divorce) who would take care of my kids. I find that as they start to get older they are able to escape the duct tape faster....
The other thing is, if i got rid of her (either through murder or divorce) who would take care of my kids. I find that as they start to get older they are able to escape the duct tape faster....
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Originally Posted by LSBoogie
Oh they know, they have had to pay the BIG bills
The other thing is, if i got rid of her (either through murder or divorce) who would take care of my kids. I find that as they start to get older they are able to escape the duct tape faster....
The other thing is, if i got rid of her (either through murder or divorce) who would take care of my kids. I find that as they start to get older they are able to escape the duct tape faster....
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From: Colorado
Originally Posted by Caliadria
You could always send them out into the woods to be feral children...
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Originally Posted by LSBoogie
Yeah great idea, then they get raised by a pack of wolves and come back 20 years later to avenge the loss of their mother. Will Acurazine ramblings still be there to support me through that?
And yes, AZ will always be here for support and ridicule.
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Good point. Two of the kids are girls too! We all know how well women drive in general (that was for your benefit especially 
), let alone ones infected with the "loose nut behind the wheel" gene prevelent in my wifes family.
My wife's little sister ran into the basketball hoop stand in their driveway four times before my father in law had it scraped.
Even my father in law (a lawyer and very very book smart man) put a small safe in the back of his car. While taking corners he kept hearing a loud bang! bang!. Never thought anything of it till he got out his car and notice 5 outwards dents on the drivers quarter and 4 on the passenger quarter.
Makes me remember when he was trying to be nice to his wife and clean the tree sap off the top of her new Honda hybrid civic. He couldn't get it off with a sponge so he took steel wool to it.....got the sap and 3 nice big silver circles where the paint came off too.
), let alone ones infected with the "loose nut behind the wheel" gene prevelent in my wifes family.My wife's little sister ran into the basketball hoop stand in their driveway four times before my father in law had it scraped.
Even my father in law (a lawyer and very very book smart man) put a small safe in the back of his car. While taking corners he kept hearing a loud bang! bang!. Never thought anything of it till he got out his car and notice 5 outwards dents on the drivers quarter and 4 on the passenger quarter.
Makes me remember when he was trying to be nice to his wife and clean the tree sap off the top of her new Honda hybrid civic. He couldn't get it off with a sponge so he took steel wool to it.....got the sap and 3 nice big silver circles where the paint came off too.
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Originally Posted by LSBoogie
Makes me remember when he was trying to be nice to his wife and clean the tree sap off the top of her new Honda hybrid civic. He couldn't get it off with a sponge so he took steel wool to it.....got the sap and 3 nice big silver circles where the paint came off too.
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Originally Posted by LSBoogie
After the cars come back from the shop I should sell my wife and buy a hooker.
Ad could read
For Sale: One previously enjoyed wife, No automotive skills but great at making babies. Has a big heart.
Ad could read
For Sale: One previously enjoyed wife, No automotive skills but great at making babies. Has a big heart.
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Originally Posted by LSBoogie
Good point. Two of the kids are girls too! We all know how well women drive in general (that was for your benefit especially ), let alone ones infected with the "loose nut behind the wheel" gene prevelent in my wifes family.
My wife's little sister ran into the basketball hoop stand in their driveway four times before my father in law had it scraped.
Even my father in law (a lawyer and very very book smart man) put a small safe in the back of his car. While taking corners he kept hearing a loud bang! bang!. Never thought anything of it till he got out his car and notice 5 outwards dents on the drivers quarter and 4 on the passenger quarter.
Makes me remember when he was trying to be nice to his wife and clean the tree sap off the top of her new Honda hybrid civic. He couldn't get it off with a sponge so he took steel wool to it.....got the sap and 3 nice big silver circles where the paint came off too.
), let alone ones infected with the "loose nut behind the wheel" gene prevelent in my wifes family.My wife's little sister ran into the basketball hoop stand in their driveway four times before my father in law had it scraped.
Even my father in law (a lawyer and very very book smart man) put a small safe in the back of his car. While taking corners he kept hearing a loud bang! bang!. Never thought anything of it till he got out his car and notice 5 outwards dents on the drivers quarter and 4 on the passenger quarter.
Makes me remember when he was trying to be nice to his wife and clean the tree sap off the top of her new Honda hybrid civic. He couldn't get it off with a sponge so he took steel wool to it.....got the sap and 3 nice big silver circles where the paint came off too.
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Originally Posted by LSBoogie
Yeah great idea, then they get raised by a pack of wolves and come back 20 years later to avenge the loss of their mother. Will Acurazine ramblings still be there to support me through that?
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Originally Posted by LSBoogie
Good point. Two of the kids are girls too! We all know how well women drive in general (that was for your benefit especially ), let alone ones infected with the "loose nut behind the wheel" gene prevelent in my wifes family.
My wife's little sister ran into the basketball hoop stand in their driveway four times before my father in law had it scraped.
Even my father in law (a lawyer and very very book smart man) put a small safe in the back of his car. While taking corners he kept hearing a loud bang! bang!. Never thought anything of it till he got out his car and notice 5 outwards dents on the drivers quarter and 4 on the passenger quarter.
Makes me remember when he was trying to be nice to his wife and clean the tree sap off the top of her new Honda hybrid civic. He couldn't get it off with a sponge so he took steel wool to it.....got the sap and 3 nice big silver circles where the paint came off too.
), let alone ones infected with the "loose nut behind the wheel" gene prevelent in my wifes family.My wife's little sister ran into the basketball hoop stand in their driveway four times before my father in law had it scraped.
Even my father in law (a lawyer and very very book smart man) put a small safe in the back of his car. While taking corners he kept hearing a loud bang! bang!. Never thought anything of it till he got out his car and notice 5 outwards dents on the drivers quarter and 4 on the passenger quarter.
Makes me remember when he was trying to be nice to his wife and clean the tree sap off the top of her new Honda hybrid civic. He couldn't get it off with a sponge so he took steel wool to it.....got the sap and 3 nice big silver circles where the paint came off too.
After reading the other stories, I keep picturing her running around on foot and just nailing the post head first.Your family should be on TV. This is comedy gold.
Sorry about your cars, though.
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Originally Posted by ndx2
That part in bold, please tell me she ran into it with her car... After reading the other stories, I keep picturing her running around on foot and just nailing the post head first.
Your family should be on TV. This is comedy gold.
Sorry about your cars, though.
After reading the other stories, I keep picturing her running around on foot and just nailing the post head first.Your family should be on TV. This is comedy gold.
Sorry about your cars, though.
And just to correct...this is my WIFE'S family. I claim no responsibility or blood relationship to these folks. As nice as they are, people should be scared when they are on the road...or on the sidewalk for that matter.
This thread is great LSBoogie
This reminds me of when i was in high school and my mother dented my car by placing her knee on the hood not once but twice in order to reach something high up in the garage. Her reasoning for it was that it was a tiny little spot, she didn't think anything would happen to the car
This reminds me of when i was in high school and my mother dented my car by placing her knee on the hood not once but twice in order to reach something high up in the garage. Her reasoning for it was that it was a tiny little spot, she didn't think anything would happen to the car
Yes, he did that
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Originally Posted by LSBoogie
ROFL!!! Yes with her car but I wouldn't put the other past her.
And just to correct...this is my WIFE'S family. I claim no responsibility or blood relationship to these folks. As nice as they are, people should be scared when they are on the road...or on the sidewalk for that matter.
And just to correct...this is my WIFE'S family. I claim no responsibility or blood relationship to these folks. As nice as they are, people should be scared when they are on the road...or on the sidewalk for that matter.
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Originally Posted by LSBoogie
ROFL!!! Yes with her car but I wouldn't put the other past her.
And just to correct...this is my WIFE'S family. I claim no responsibility or blood relationship to these folks. As nice as they are, people should be scared when they are on the road...or on the sidewalk for that matter.
And just to correct...this is my WIFE'S family. I claim no responsibility or blood relationship to these folks. As nice as they are, people should be scared when they are on the road...or on the sidewalk for that matter.
Your father in law is a smart man, and so are you
He has two daughters, and so do you
He probably laughed about his wife's family, too..
Man, better start early and cut down your basketball hoop and put a "note to self" post-it on that steel wool.
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Originally Posted by ndx2
Sure, blame the wife's family, but I see a pattern.
Your father in law is a smart man, and so are you
He has two daughters, and so do you
He probably laughed about his wife's family, too..
Man, better start early and cut down your basketball hoop and put a "note to self" post-it on that steel wool.
Your father in law is a smart man, and so are you
He has two daughters, and so do you
He probably laughed about his wife's family, too..
Man, better start early and cut down your basketball hoop and put a "note to self" post-it on that steel wool.
no similarities. I'm brown, they are white. End of story. =)
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Update: WOO HOO! Really good news for me! The 2nd victim, aka "for sale car", Just got bought. This will cover the deductible for the 1st victim and even a lil Christmas money for the KIDS. WOO HOO!
Now, don't get me wrong, she is still getting the tail light and a good whoopin but it sure will ease some of the stress off of me.
Now, don't get me wrong, she is still getting the tail light and a good whoopin but it sure will ease some of the stress off of me.
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