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Old 12-01-2006, 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by LSBoogie
Update: WOO HOO! Really good news for me! The 2nd victim, aka "for sale car", Just got bought. This will cover the deductible for the 1st victim and even a lil Christmas money for the KIDS. WOO HOO!

Now, don't get me wrong, she is still getting the tail light and a good whoopin but it sure will ease some of the stress off of me.
Awesome man, glad it's working out for you!

So wait, can we assume that your wife will be the 3rd victim after that whoopin?
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Old 12-28-2006, 11:51 AM
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where is the update? did the wife like the broken tail light?
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Old 12-28-2006, 12:52 PM
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Sorry, I kinda stooopid...whats a Maddux? Can it be cured with penicilin?
I believe he meant Maddox.

http://maddox.xmission.com/
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where is the update? did the wife like the broken tail light?


if you don't want to divorce her then get her a job being a crash dummy. she will feel right a home
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how is she handling the recent storms boggie? another ones' starting today... beter take the keys.
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Have you been relegated to following the monkey-in-your-avatar's footsteps?
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Old 12-29-2006, 10:37 AM
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lol... Ah this thread is gold. I gotta hear about how the wifey reacted to the broken taillight.
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They get $100 if they crush yours....
....is there something going on between the 2 of you, note to self, PM Scott soon,
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Awww how sweet, you guys actually care..

Ok, story time: Durango is now fixed and doing good. 2nd victim (subaru): I replaced the infamous tail light and sold the vehicle. TL: while scared, made it through my wife using it without any incidents.

I was off a couple of days before Christmas so, as if it were a night ops mission to save the world, I was able to sneakily (sp.) wrap and stash the broken tail light (I just hid it in the trunk of the TL). Our "traditional" Christmas day is spent in the morning opening presents and such at our house and then we head down to her parents house for the rest of the gift giving and what not.

Once we got done at our house it was my job to load up the Durango with the rest of the presents and head down. Perfect opportunity to get the tail light and place it with the rest of the stuff.

We get to her parents and I place it, along with the other gift, under the tree. Present opening time comes and here comes her dad with the video camera. One by one gifts are handed out and one at a time we are to open the gifts. Her family does the whole "From" thing so they know who got them what. When I wrapped the tail light I simply put my wife's fist name on it and left the from section blank.

Sure enough, she get to the tail light. Now, I couldn't have asked for a better set up because due to the fact that there was no "from" listed she began asking, drawing in everyones attention, "Who is this from?". One by one the family members started answering "Its not from me, I didn't use that kinda paper." The whole time her dad is video taping, panning around the room and getting everyones response. Finally, her mom just tells her to "Open the damn thing!"

At this point I'm dyin inside, laughin my fat little head off, she has just managed to make sure that EVERYONE (her mom,dad, lil sister, lil brother, grandmother, grandfather and our kids) is paying attention to what she is opening. She opens it enough to see that its a taillight and immediately looks over at me and exclaims "You are such and asshole!" at this point the whole family is laughing. I have tears rolling down my face I'm laughing so hard.

Then it happens, I had put the tailight in a "Best buy" bag before wrapping it so that the sharp edges didn't cut through the wrapping paper, she had opened it just enough to see what is was, I couldn't believe what I was about to hear. After the laughing had settled, she looks me dead in the eye and says...."So what, now you have to find the people that bought the Subaru and put this taillight on for them?"

I couldn't believe it, dumb founded, I started laughing again, she thought that I had bought her a "new" taillight as a joke and went ahead and sold the Subaru with the busted one!

Sometimes I am amazed that she remembers to breathe....

Anyways, thats my story, was extremely funny and definately worth saving the tail light.

We have been getting simply blasted with snow here lately. Every morning she calls and ask "2wd or 4wd, 4hi or 4lo?". I guess I would rather have her just ask then to assume she knows what she is doing.

It still amazes me that she is truly a smart person (no, really, I mean it) and yet she has no grasp on anything that has to deal with cars, but in her defense, I guess I don't know crap about how the vacuum cleaner works either....

Later guys,

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Originally Posted by LSBoogie
Awww how sweet, you guys actually care..

Ok, story time: Durango is now fixed and doing good. 2nd victim (subaru): I replaced the infamous tail light and sold the vehicle. TL: while scared, made it through my wife using it without any incidents.

I was off a couple of days before Christmas so, as if it were a night ops mission to save the world, I was able to sneakily (sp.) wrap and stash the broken tail light (I just hid it in the trunk of the TL). Our "traditional" Christmas day is spent in the morning opening presents and such at our house and then we head down to her parents house for the rest of the gift giving and what not.

Once we got done at our house it was my job to load up the Durango with the rest of the presents and head down. Perfect opportunity to get the tail light and place it with the rest of the stuff.

We get to her parents and I place it, along with the other gift, under the tree. Present opening time comes and here comes her dad with the video camera. One by one gifts are handed out and one at a time we are to open the gifts. Her family does the whole "From" thing so they know who got them what. When I wrapped the tail light I simply put my wife's fist name on it and left the from section blank.

Sure enough, she get to the tail light. Now, I couldn't have asked for a better set up because due to the fact that there was no "from" listed she began asking, drawing in everyones attention, "Who is this from?". One by one the family members started answering "Its not from me, I didn't use that kinda paper." The whole time her dad is video taping, panning around the room and getting everyones response. Finally, her mom just tells her to "Open the damn thing!"

At this point I'm dyin inside, laughin my fat little head off, she has just managed to make sure that EVERYONE (her mom,dad, lil sister, lil brother, grandmother, grandfather and our kids) is paying attention to what she is opening. She opens it enough to see that its a taillight and immediately looks over at me and exclaims "You are such and asshole!" at this point the whole family is laughing. I have tears rolling down my face I'm laughing so hard.

Then it happens, I had put the tailight in a "Best buy" bag before wrapping it so that the sharp edges didn't cut through the wrapping paper, she had opened it just enough to see what is was, I couldn't believe what I was about to hear. After the laughing had settled, she looks me dead in the eye and says...."So what, now you have to find the people that bought the Subaru and put this taillight on for them?"

I couldn't believe it, dumb founded, I started laughing again, she thought that I had bought her a "new" taillight as a joke and went ahead and sold the Subaru with the busted one!

Sometimes I am amazed that she remembers to breathe....

Anyways, thats my story, was extremely funny and definately worth saving the tail light.

We have been getting simply blasted with snow here lately. Every morning she calls and ask "2wd or 4wd, 4hi or 4lo?". I guess I would rather have her just ask then to assume she knows what she is doing.

It still amazes me that she is truly a smart person (no, really, I mean it) and yet she has no grasp on anything that has to deal with cars, but in her defense, I guess I don't know crap about how the vacuum cleaner works either....

Later guys,

Mark
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Old 01-02-2007, 11:22 AM
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wow, she's definitely not the brightest in the bunch is she......
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Old 01-02-2007, 12:48 PM
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This thread just god raised to demi-thread status... thanks for the update boogie
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Originally Posted by LSBoogie
Sometimes I am amazed that she remembers to breathe....


.......We have been getting simply blasted with snow here lately. Every morning she calls and ask "2wd or 4wd, 4hi or 4lo?". I guess I would rather have her just ask then to assume she knows what she is doing.

I was actually wondering if you just banned her from driving for the last couple of weeks.

Does your wife have a twin sister because I'm pretty sure if she does, she's one of my friends.

I'm sorry I missed out on this from the beginning. Good stuff LSBoogie.
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Hopefully she'll be "working" off these mistakes...
Work? Nah. But I've got two words for you. "Threesome."
She can't say no.
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Thanks for the update. Now get a copy of the video from Dad and post
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Don't let your wife touch the camera... Those things break easily.

And we need a vid

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at this whole thread.....

Thanks, LSBoogie, you have made my day as I needed the laugh.
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Not to bring an old thread back from the dead but the wife wrecked her truck again.......sigh.....Only got the mirror this time but I swear she thinks I'm an idiot.

Heres how the notification call goes:

Wife: "Hey, you need to look at the Durango, the drivers mirror just fell off?"

Me: "Fell off?? the mirrors don't just fall off? What the hell are you talking about?"

Wife: "Well, ahhh, yeah, it just fell off.....after I hit the garage backing out."

Me: "Great! I'll look at it when I get home."

Wife: "Doesn't look like anything is wrong, the plastic cover just fell off."

Me" "Plastic cover? huh. Oh, nevermind, I'll check it out at home."

So, sure enough I get home and find that she hit the side of the garage opening, knocked the glass out of the mirror which of course cracked after hitting the ground (still useable but is shattered). She didn't happen to notice that the white trim around the garage door opening is now cracked and pulled away from the wall and the outer edge of her black mirror has white contact paint all over it.

So I grab the glass and snap it back into the mirror (mainly wanted to make sure I wouldn't have to buy a whole mirror and that it actually would go back together) and walk back into the house.

Wife: "Did you fix it?"

Me: "Well, the glass is cracked but yes, it went back in."

Wife: "I just don't understand how that happened, all i did was hit the rubber seal around the door, why would it break my mirror like that""

Me: "Oh, so you just hit the rubber, nothing solid?"

Wife: "No, no just the rubber"

Me: "Then why the HELL is the trim around the garage door broken and how the HELL did the white paint get all over the outside of the mirror??"

Wife: "Oh, ahhh, hmmm, ahh, What do you want for dinner?"


Sigh....I swear......


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You need to :troutslap her.

Look at my sig, it's your quote, and re-decide your future.
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Take away her cellphone privileges.

Get a hold of that video yet?

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Trade her car in for an Aveo. Hopefully, she can handle that.
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Originally Posted by crazymjb
Take away her cellphone privileges.

Get a hold of that video yet?

Mike
The vidoe has been destroyed to protect the innocent...
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Originally Posted by saiko_cl_duck


You need to :troutslap her.

Look at my sig, it's your quote, and re-decide your future.

I noticed your sig once before and was honored....then I cried
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I noticed your sig once before and was honored....then I cried




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Destroyed...

I am still looking for the video of when I was doing flips on the bed and went through the wall... "daddy, I bumped the wall"

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Destroyed...

I am still looking for the video of when I was doing fips on the bed and went through the wall... "daddy, I bumped the wall"

Mike

Was Fips the family dog???
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This is one of the funniest threads ever, and I think you're funny and all.... and this is pretty harsh.... but I think she's calling you an idiot because YOU married HER.
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I said nothing of the sort

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do it like the germans, punish her with sex...
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Originally Posted by stangg172004
do it like the germans, punish her with sex...
Even if it involves sex I highly doubt they want to eat each others poop.

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she needs a more manageable vehicle.... all jokes aside, she may be a danger to herself and others is she is so spacey & matter of fact..
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Even if it involves sex I highly doubt they want to eat each others poop.

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i was just suggesting hate sex...

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Right... Germans do that during love sex, it stays out with the hate.

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I think it's time you sell her Durango and order a daily driving service, it will save you a lot of money.

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Haha omg just buy her a Honda Fit and be done with it. I'm already scared my sister has a Dodge Ram 1500 for her first car.
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I just came across this thread....lol great work.
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I don't know if it counts but whenever we play slap and tickle and she says "Ouch!", I drive it in hard again and , in my mind, I deduct a $1.00 from total investments lost due to crashing.....

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P.S. if I "accidentally" hit her in the pooper I deduct $10.00
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she needs a more manageable vehicle.... all jokes aside, she may be a danger to herself and others is she is so spacey & matter of fact..
Problem is we have 3 kids and I don't want them in a rolling coffin. The Durango is at least big enough that people can see her swerving lane to lane and have time for evasive manuvering.
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