So that means shes gonna live, right?

Mike

 

Depends, She has to use my TL tomorrow cause I have to fix the 2nd victim. If anything happens to my TL, prepare to see me on the news.

 

Well if you don't report it you could keep the body

Mike

 

Knowing my wife she would find some way to make sure that when the rigormortis (sp.) set it would lock her legs together at the knees.........

 

Oh well, she'll be dead, you can just cut them off. Of course, stumps aren't all that erotic.

Mike

 

You, my friend, need either therapy or a higher dose of medication.

 

I'm not the one contemplating the murder of my wife on the internet.

Even stranger is the whole reason you are doing so is because you thought a woman could actually drive

Mike

 

Hmm...good point. Well, will you hold my hand during our therapy sessions?

 

Only if you introduce me to your wife, since you don't want her anymore. I certainly wouldn't mind getting a little personal with Ms. Lohan.

Mike

 

Sure but TWICE in 13 hours?

 

I like this guy

 

oh wow, you have fortitude my man, intestinal fortitude!!

but i wish u luck on the 3rd try for ur wifey...







ok extra luck

 

crazymjb indeed

 

Ouch, don't do that man. We are in Co Springs and i told my wife not to drive in the snow and ice yesterday because the roads were too bad but she did it anyway and spun out going around a curve and luckily missed slamming into a bridge. After that she said f(%k it to driving in the snow unless she's in the SUV.

 

Broken taillight for christmas idea would be great if executed properly.

 

me too. BTW, anyone know what crazymjb's real name is?

 

I'll give you a hint.

Mike

 

No clue. He's very close-mouthed about those sorts of things.

 

What can I say?

Mike

 

-Curled up in fetal position, rocking back and forth, sucking my thumb-

Nooo, Nooo...Make the bad men stop mommy! make em quit making me worry about the 3rd car...Surely she would take extra care this time...surely she would...find your happy place...breathe, breathe....

 

Do you have snow tires?

Mike

 

Nope, brand new v rated performance tires though. Nice and wide, give it a great sport look...oh wait NOOOOOOOooooooo!!!!!!



I hate you Mike!

 

after the cars come back from the shop, you should sell them and buy your wife a bumper car.

 

After the cars come back from the shop I should sell my wife and buy a hooker.

Ad could read
For Sale: One previously enjoyed wife, No automotive skills but great at making babies. Has a big heart.

 

o...m...g

 

yes, get her snow tires for Christmas and also give her some lessons on how to drive when it is bad out there. I see alot of people who have no clue. We just had icy conditions here and there I am trying to be careful cause it is so slick out and I get some idiot who wants to drive side by side down the road.

 

You are not the guy who tried to put his wife in the oven right ???

https://acurazine.com/forums/ramblings-12/man-accused-trying-force-wife-into-oven-thanksgiving-353109/

 

You my friend, are a sick puppy.


















I vote this guy becomes a mod in D&R

 

D&R is no laughing matter...

 

i just found my new sig!!!!

 

LMAO

 

p.s. dont forget to include a 'no return policy'

 

SSSsssshhhh....Oven is still prewarming....

I sit here at work wondering, the TL is still at home in the garage, safe from harm, does it make me a bad husband that I disconnected the battery before I left home so she couldn't get it started?

hmmm.....

 

5 bucks she shifts into reverse anyway

 

LSB: FTW!!!

this thread is great, kudo's to boogie for not knocking out all of her

 

Thank you thank you! I be here all da week.

 

hahaha. I've got to stop reading this thread. My side hurts.

 

My wife would know better than to even bother coming home. She would have to be gone for a few days and fake a kidnapping, then say the kidnappers crashed the car. And maybe then i will only just kick her ass.

 

Merry Xmas honey, I just spent all my cash on cars you trashed so I got nothin' left for your gift. Better yet, now I gotta take your diamond ring back to pay for all this carnage.

 

Thats why she is getting the broken tail light for Christmas. It's already hidden in the garage behind the snow shovel and God knows she won't move that and see it.