Crazy88, Happened in Longmont, just east of main street on that new section of 119 (Durango)

My car happened 1/2 block from my house in Loveland at the first damn stop sign.

I left work when she called and made her drive around the highschool down the street searching the parking lot for the jeep she said hit her. No luck.

She offered to "work" it off last night. I was still a wee bit upset and I told her "I would rather just rub one out and go to sleep". Prolly a little dickish but hey.

Yes, I am very glad that her and the kids are ok. This situation could have been much much worse and unfortunately for some familes, not all of the accidents that happened Tuesday night had a car only injured result. I do hope the kids will still recognize her with the black eyes (Ha! I kid!).

Mildy retarded is a possibility, she did marry me....

Update: Just got off the phone with a guy that wants to buy my car, says he has an appointment tomorrow at a shop to have everything checked out...The swelling on my forehead from banging my head on my desk is starting to drawn un wanted attention.....I'm gonna go get some ice.......

 

Good luck with the car and the divorce/killing

 

Nope, would have to make two calls, I called the insurance company first thing in the morning to make sure the body shop I wanted to use was on their "first response" list.

Not going to make a second call because my deductible on my car is $500.00. Not worth making a claim for the other $100.00.

Funny thing that you mentioned that she would bring something up that I had done. Tuesday night I ended up staying late at work, once I got home I just ate a bowl of cereal for dinner. I fogot to put the bowl in the kitchen and left it sitting on one of the end tables. My fat ass Basset hound got up on the couch and knocked the bowl over trying to get the rest of the milk and cereal. This of course crashed down on the ground making a mess on the carpet and splashing up on the side of the recliner. So, I'm telling her how I don't understand why you wouldn't get someones information after they just had a car accident with you and she decides that NOW would be a good time to tell me that she can't believe I left my cereal bowl out. She almost died right there........

 

 

Spilled cereal is a lot worse...

 

Ya, thats defenintly as bad as smashing 2 cars. She makes a good point.

 

If people can start entire threads accusing us of racism because we were more sympathetic to a white girl who died in a car accident vs. a black guy who was gunned down by cops when he refused to cooperate, then I should be allowed to tell this guy to suck my nuts.

I see absolutely no difference between "This is why women should not be allowed to drive," and "This is why black people shouldn't be allowed to [insert action here]."

For the record, I have a significantly better driving record than any man I know.

 

I slid into a curb going 5mph shortly after the snow started on tuesday night.

now I have to get my alignment fixed.

that snow came out of nowhere. Thank god my girlfriend knows how to deal with stuff like tha when it happens.

 

dude, is the monkey in your avatar sucking its dick?!?!

 

Why is it women who were just made a moderator suddenly start taking things so seriously?

 

u just noticed

 

My vote is PMS....

 

Anything else you want to clear up for the record?

 

Yes he is, as a matter of fact, I have the surgery scheduled to have both lower ribs removed on myself. I figure that once she gets the broken tail light for Christmas I will be forced to service myself for a long long while......

 

from my record, the ratio of good girl drivers vs. guys that i've seen - doesnt bode that well for the females

 

Eh. I just felt like being a bitch today, that's all. Yesterday I was super sweet, so today I have to back it up a notch.

 

Whatever.

 

Bitch...

 

Well said

 

HA HA HA. My insurance company just called to let me know that the policy on the Durango will be losing its "10 year accident free discount". Turns out that they are pretty good about it though, they give you a free be and don't take it away if you have only had accident.

I had to ask her when the last accident was. Was four years ago. Then it all came back to me....

Wife was coming home from a road trip, was about 6 blocks from the house sitting at a red light behind a Acura RL (true story). She reached back to give one of the kids a toy they had dropped and caught the light turning green out of the corner of her eye so she accelerated. Problem was, the light turning green was for the turn lane............Sigh. I think it might be cheaper for me and the insurance company to hire her a chauffer.

 

have fun...

 

What this thread is missing is some good ol' racism...
LSBoogie, is your wife asian?

 

Well, she could have stopped after she got into the garage, that would have been one(closed door), after she plowed through all the shit in the garage(2), but thankfully she did stop after taking out the back well and partially knocking down the floors above.

My mother curbed all four of my dads rims in a matter of days, that must count for something?

Mike

 

Another fine question.

 

Nope, she is bright white.

 

pics or ban.

 

NOT!

High 5!

 

maybe you could use some advice (taken from https://acurazine.com/forums/ramblings-12/man-accused-trying-force-wife-into-oven-thanksgiving-353109/):

"At one point during the fight, Jackson allegedly attempted to stuff his wife inside the kitchen oven..."

 

Nope, she truly is bright white, Red hair and all. She can sunburn in the summer without even leaving the house. She doesn't tan, her freckles just kinda get closer together.

 

LMAO! Unfortunately, I use the oven too much...now the washing machine..hmmm

 

There's always the microwave...

 

:ibmovetocookinganddining:

 

I thought lindsay Lohan was single.

Mike

 

I think I'd like to keep cannibalism out of my forum for a couple of days, at least.

 

So you're a real mod now?

 

Really and truly, this time. See how my name is bold, too, and not just my user text?

 

Did they have to meet a minority quota or something?




I kid!

 

At least the transition was easy

 

I applaud you for showing a tremendous amount of restraint (and keeping your sense of humor) under these circumstances.

 

yeah, it sucks but whats done is done. I am still a little frustrated with the situation but typing this and reading responses really has been good therapy. She still needs to be punished so no more lube for her muhahahaha .

Also, the news has been talking about a father that died while taking his daughter to highschool yesterday morning. Makes me realize that even though she is dumb as a box of rocks sometimes, I don't know what I would do without her...........