ACURAZINE's Anonymous Confessions Thread...
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Originally Posted by Agent 47
Latest Confession:
I should have rubbed her feet when she put her legs in my lap.
I should have rubbed her feet when she put her legs in my lap.
Since you failed to elaborate, I will do so for you.
I should have rubbed her feet when she put her legs in my lap. To this day, I will always wonder where things would have led, if I hadn't acted on my immediate repulsion, but when she put her huge war pig thighs on my lap, I couldnt help myself, I gagged and told her she needs to shave those ape legs and wash those foul smelling hooves of hers first. I never saw or heard from her again.
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Originally Posted by leedogg
Since you failed to elaborate, I will do so for you.
I should have rubbed her feet when she put her legs in my lap. To this day, I will always wonder where things would have led, if I hadn't acted on my immediate repulsion, but when she put her huge war pig thighs on my lap, I couldnt help myself, I gagged and told her she needs to shave those ape legs and wash those foul smelling hooves of hers first. I never saw or heard from her again.
I should have rubbed her feet when she put her legs in my lap. To this day, I will always wonder where things would have led, if I hadn't acted on my immediate repulsion, but when she put her huge war pig thighs on my lap, I couldnt help myself, I gagged and told her she needs to shave those ape legs and wash those foul smelling hooves of hers first. I never saw or heard from her again.
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Originally Posted by leedogg
Since you failed to elaborate, I will do so for you.
I should have rubbed her feet when she put her legs in my lap. To this day, I will always wonder where things would have led, if I hadn't acted on my immediate repulsion, but when she put her huge war pig thighs on my lap, I couldnt help myself, I gagged and told her she needs to shave those ape legs and wash those foul smelling hooves of hers first. I never saw or heard from her again.
I should have rubbed her feet when she put her legs in my lap. To this day, I will always wonder where things would have led, if I hadn't acted on my immediate repulsion, but when she put her huge war pig thighs on my lap, I couldnt help myself, I gagged and told her she needs to shave those ape legs and wash those foul smelling hooves of hers first. I never saw or heard from her again.
, but, he actually did send a follow up to his previous confession. I just haven't been on top of this due to things outside of the internet. I will post it shortly.
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Follow up from the "Foot Fetish" boy (Previous post can be found here )
A girl who I was in love with from my old school found and contacted me after about 12 years since we graduated. We never were a couple, just good friends.
When she contacted me, I was in a relationship and she was off and on with someone. Even still my feelings for her never changed over all these years, and it seemed she felt the same about me. She talked about me leaving my relationship so we could be together. I thought she was joking, but she said she was serious. One day I drove out of state to meet her at he place. We spent the whole day together, went out to eat at a nice place and came back to her place later that night. We started looking in a furniture magazine, and during that time, she took her shoes off and put her legs across my lap. I thought about rubbing them, but didn't. I eventually left to go back home, and before I left we hugged each other for a long time. We continued to see each other occasionally, and even one time she she said even though it was wrong, she offered for me to spend the night since it was about 1 in the morning, but I said I had to get back home. We saw each other a couple of times after that, then things just died down, the emails and calls between us have completely stopped. I still wonder how things would be if I rubbed her feet that night. I'm not really happy and a part of me wonders what things would have been like with the other girl. I still think about her a lot.
A girl who I was in love with from my old school found and contacted me after about 12 years since we graduated. We never were a couple, just good friends.
When she contacted me, I was in a relationship and she was off and on with someone. Even still my feelings for her never changed over all these years, and it seemed she felt the same about me. She talked about me leaving my relationship so we could be together. I thought she was joking, but she said she was serious. One day I drove out of state to meet her at he place. We spent the whole day together, went out to eat at a nice place and came back to her place later that night. We started looking in a furniture magazine, and during that time, she took her shoes off and put her legs across my lap. I thought about rubbing them, but didn't. I eventually left to go back home, and before I left we hugged each other for a long time. We continued to see each other occasionally, and even one time she she said even though it was wrong, she offered for me to spend the night since it was about 1 in the morning, but I said I had to get back home. We saw each other a couple of times after that, then things just died down, the emails and calls between us have completely stopped. I still wonder how things would be if I rubbed her feet that night. I'm not really happy and a part of me wonders what things would have been like with the other girl. I still think about her a lot.
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Whoever has the E-mail address of: dreem1er@yahoo.com, please stop sending me E-mails about how you want to go down on everyone in Azine and sleep with your little sister. At least try to be Funny or Amusing if you're gonna BS about this.
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Originally Posted by Agent 47
Follow up from the "Foot Fetish" boy (Previous post can be found here )
A girl who I was in love with from my old school found and contacted me after about 12 years since we graduated. We never were a couple, just good friends.
When she contacted me, I was in a relationship and she was off and on with someone. Even still my feelings for her never changed over all these years, and it seemed she felt the same about me. She talked about me leaving my relationship so we could be together. I thought she was joking, but she said she was serious. One day I drove out of state to meet her at he place. We spent the whole day together, went out to eat at a nice place and came back to her place later that night. We started looking in a furniture magazine, and during that time, she took her shoes off and put her legs across my lap. I thought about rubbing them, but didn't. I eventually left to go back home, and before I left we hugged each other for a long time. We continued to see each other occasionally, and even one time she she said even though it was wrong, she offered for me to spend the night since it was about 1 in the morning, but I said I had to get back home. We saw each other a couple of times after that, then things just died down, the emails and calls between us have completely stopped. I still wonder how things would be if I rubbed her feet that night. I'm not really happy and a part of me wonders what things would have been like with the other girl. I still think about her a lot.
A girl who I was in love with from my old school found and contacted me after about 12 years since we graduated. We never were a couple, just good friends.
When she contacted me, I was in a relationship and she was off and on with someone. Even still my feelings for her never changed over all these years, and it seemed she felt the same about me. She talked about me leaving my relationship so we could be together. I thought she was joking, but she said she was serious. One day I drove out of state to meet her at he place. We spent the whole day together, went out to eat at a nice place and came back to her place later that night. We started looking in a furniture magazine, and during that time, she took her shoes off and put her legs across my lap. I thought about rubbing them, but didn't. I eventually left to go back home, and before I left we hugged each other for a long time. We continued to see each other occasionally, and even one time she she said even though it was wrong, she offered for me to spend the night since it was about 1 in the morning, but I said I had to get back home. We saw each other a couple of times after that, then things just died down, the emails and calls between us have completely stopped. I still wonder how things would be if I rubbed her feet that night. I'm not really happy and a part of me wonders what things would have been like with the other girl. I still think about her a lot.
You did the right thing and I'm proud of you. As it seems you are very happy in your current relationship, otherwise... you would have done it differently. Being faithful isn't something a lot of people can do and I give you props for that.
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Originally Posted by Agent 47
Follow up from the "Foot Fetish" boy (Previous post can be found here )
A girl who I was in love with from my old school found and contacted me after about 12 years since we graduated. We never were a couple, just good friends.
When she contacted me, I was in a relationship and she was off and on with someone. Even still my feelings for her never changed over all these years, and it seemed she felt the same about me. She talked about me leaving my relationship so we could be together. I thought she was joking, but she said she was serious. One day I drove out of state to meet her at he place. We spent the whole day together, went out to eat at a nice place and came back to her place later that night. We started looking in a furniture magazine, and during that time, she took her shoes off and put her legs across my lap. I thought about rubbing them, but didn't. I eventually left to go back home, and before I left we hugged each other for a long time. We continued to see each other occasionally, and even one time she she said even though it was wrong, she offered for me to spend the night since it was about 1 in the morning, but I said I had to get back home. We saw each other a couple of times after that, then things just died down, the emails and calls between us have completely stopped. I still wonder how things would be if I rubbed her feet that night. I'm not really happy and a part of me wonders what things would have been like with the other girl. I still think about her a lot.
A girl who I was in love with from my old school found and contacted me after about 12 years since we graduated. We never were a couple, just good friends.
When she contacted me, I was in a relationship and she was off and on with someone. Even still my feelings for her never changed over all these years, and it seemed she felt the same about me. She talked about me leaving my relationship so we could be together. I thought she was joking, but she said she was serious. One day I drove out of state to meet her at he place. We spent the whole day together, went out to eat at a nice place and came back to her place later that night. We started looking in a furniture magazine, and during that time, she took her shoes off and put her legs across my lap. I thought about rubbing them, but didn't. I eventually left to go back home, and before I left we hugged each other for a long time. We continued to see each other occasionally, and even one time she she said even though it was wrong, she offered for me to spend the night since it was about 1 in the morning, but I said I had to get back home. We saw each other a couple of times after that, then things just died down, the emails and calls between us have completely stopped. I still wonder how things would be if I rubbed her feet that night. I'm not really happy and a part of me wonders what things would have been like with the other girl. I still think about her a lot.
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I suck at reading. I guess sleeping for only 4 hours last night has something to do with it. I didn't read the part about "You were in a relationship at the time" and it was "12 years since graduation". I read it as "Since we were 12 -_-" So you are neither young nor held back for no reason at all. But, just playing Devil's Advocate here:I honestly think you had much more feeling for this "good friend" as opposed to whoever your gf was at the time. That's a tough situation to be in. However, if you're not married nor have any kids with whoever you're in a relationship with, I think the selfish thing to do would be to follow your heart and pursue after someone you're truly in love with. It's selfish thing to do, but it's also the courageous and right thing to do in my opinion. Pursuit of Happiness....It's our rights. Go after it!
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Originally Posted by BoostedJack
You did the right thing and I'm proud of you. As it seems you are very happy in your current relationship, otherwise... you would have done it differently. Being faithful isn't something a lot of people can do and I give you props for that.
*cough*
Originally Posted by Agent 47
Follow up from the "Foot Fetish" boy (Previous post can be found here )
A girl who I was in love with from my old school found and contacted me after about 12 years since we graduated. We never were a couple, just good friends.
When she contacted me, I was in a relationship and she was off and on with someone. Even still my feelings for her never changed over all these years, and it seemed she felt the same about me. She talked about me leaving my relationship so we could be together. I thought she was joking, but she said she was serious. One day I drove out of state to meet her at he place. We spent the whole day together, went out to eat at a nice place and came back to her place later that night. We started looking in a furniture magazine, and during that time, she took her shoes off and put her legs across my lap. I thought about rubbing them, but didn't. I eventually left to go back home, and before I left we hugged each other for a long time. We continued to see each other occasionally, and even one time she she said even though it was wrong, she offered for me to spend the night since it was about 1 in the morning, but I said I had to get back home. We saw each other a couple of times after that, then things just died down, the emails and calls between us have completely stopped. I still wonder how things would be if I rubbed her feet that night. I'm not really happy and a part of me wonders what things would have been like with the other girl. I still think about her a lot.
A girl who I was in love with from my old school found and contacted me after about 12 years since we graduated. We never were a couple, just good friends.
When she contacted me, I was in a relationship and she was off and on with someone. Even still my feelings for her never changed over all these years, and it seemed she felt the same about me. She talked about me leaving my relationship so we could be together. I thought she was joking, but she said she was serious. One day I drove out of state to meet her at he place. We spent the whole day together, went out to eat at a nice place and came back to her place later that night. We started looking in a furniture magazine, and during that time, she took her shoes off and put her legs across my lap. I thought about rubbing them, but didn't. I eventually left to go back home, and before I left we hugged each other for a long time. We continued to see each other occasionally, and even one time she she said even though it was wrong, she offered for me to spend the night since it was about 1 in the morning, but I said I had to get back home. We saw each other a couple of times after that, then things just died down, the emails and calls between us have completely stopped. I still wonder how things would be if I rubbed her feet that night. I'm not really happy and a part of me wonders what things would have been like with the other girl. I still think about her a lot.
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any werd from the foot fetish guy? just as a friendly reminder...women love footrubs...(I myself hate feet) but when rubbnig my wife's feet this past weekend and not expecting anything in return...it got me some goody!!! It was pretty wild too...footrubs can be magical if the chicks feet ain't nasty...
Originally Posted by Agent 47
No follow up from the foot fetish dude.
Yes, women go wild over massages. My thing have always been: If you can massage her thighs, you can massage her vajayjay.
Yes, women go wild over massages. My thing have always been: If you can massage her thighs, you can massage her vajayjay.
@ vajayjay
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hahaha...i'll confess....mine is not so bad, but a confession nontheless...in 2002, my dad bought a 911 C4S and I took it out with my buddies the first week he got it...we drove down to Center City for the night and I got home about 4am...
On the way back to KoP, I lost control on 202 and hit a curb which bounced me up to a light post. The front passenger side got pretty marred (11k in body work) but if the car was in the garage all you saw was the back so it looked fine. since my dad had two other cars I figured it'd be awhile until he figured it out. Well 2 months later he decides to take the porsche out for a drive and he notices the damage. Since I was already back at PSU at that time, my dad automatically assumed my lil bro did it since he had just gotten his license. Since we are a classic asian family (you hardcore asians know what I am about to go into, especially the boys...hahaha...) my brother got his ass whupped pretty hardcore...
I came back for the weekend a few weeks later and my dad sat there and told me this story of how my brother really pissed him off and caused a lot of damage to his car...well he was fumin so I didn't wanna piss him off anymore...and then he went onto the details of the asian ass-whuppin and that was when took my bro out for a night of partying. Luckily he was cool about taking the shit for it because when we were younger I took the ass-whuppin for when he took permanent marker and tagged up my dad's projector screen for the entertainment center...
Gotta love how a serious ass-whuppin brings together family...
On the way back to KoP, I lost control on 202 and hit a curb which bounced me up to a light post. The front passenger side got pretty marred (11k in body work) but if the car was in the garage all you saw was the back so it looked fine. since my dad had two other cars I figured it'd be awhile until he figured it out. Well 2 months later he decides to take the porsche out for a drive and he notices the damage. Since I was already back at PSU at that time, my dad automatically assumed my lil bro did it since he had just gotten his license. Since we are a classic asian family (you hardcore asians know what I am about to go into, especially the boys...hahaha...) my brother got his ass whupped pretty hardcore...
I came back for the weekend a few weeks later and my dad sat there and told me this story of how my brother really pissed him off and caused a lot of damage to his car...well he was fumin so I didn't wanna piss him off anymore...and then he went onto the details of the asian ass-whuppin and that was when took my bro out for a night of partying. Luckily he was cool about taking the shit for it because when we were younger I took the ass-whuppin for when he took permanent marker and tagged up my dad's projector screen for the entertainment center...
Gotta love how a serious ass-whuppin brings together family...
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Originally Posted by poohlikeshunny
hahaha...i'll confess....mine is not so bad, but a confession nontheless...in 2002, my dad bought a 911 C4S and I took it out with my buddies the first week he got it...we drove down to Center City for the night and I got home about 4am...
On the way back to KoP, I lost control on 202 and hit a curb which bounced me up to a light post. The front passenger side got pretty marred (11k in body work) but if the car was in the garage all you saw was the back so it looked fine. since my dad had two other cars I figured it'd be awhile until he figured it out. Well 2 months later he decides to take the porsche out for a drive and he notices the damage. Since I was already back at PSU at that time, my dad automatically assumed my lil bro did it since he had just gotten his license. Since we are a classic asian family (you hardcore asians know what I am about to go into, especially the boys...hahaha...) my brother got his ass whupped pretty hardcore...
I came back for the weekend a few weeks later and my dad sat there and told me this story of how my brother really pissed him off and caused a lot of damage to his car...well he was fumin so I didn't wanna piss him off anymore...and then he went onto the details of the asian ass-whuppin and that was when took my bro out for a night of partying. Luckily he was cool about taking the shit for it because when we were younger I took the ass-whuppin for when he took permanent marker and tagged up my dad's projector screen for the entertainment center...
Gotta love how a serious ass-whuppin brings together family...
On the way back to KoP, I lost control on 202 and hit a curb which bounced me up to a light post. The front passenger side got pretty marred (11k in body work) but if the car was in the garage all you saw was the back so it looked fine. since my dad had two other cars I figured it'd be awhile until he figured it out. Well 2 months later he decides to take the porsche out for a drive and he notices the damage. Since I was already back at PSU at that time, my dad automatically assumed my lil bro did it since he had just gotten his license. Since we are a classic asian family (you hardcore asians know what I am about to go into, especially the boys...hahaha...) my brother got his ass whupped pretty hardcore...
I came back for the weekend a few weeks later and my dad sat there and told me this story of how my brother really pissed him off and caused a lot of damage to his car...well he was fumin so I didn't wanna piss him off anymore...and then he went onto the details of the asian ass-whuppin and that was when took my bro out for a night of partying. Luckily he was cool about taking the shit for it because when we were younger I took the ass-whuppin for when he took permanent marker and tagged up my dad's projector screen for the entertainment center...
Gotta love how a serious ass-whuppin brings together family...
hahahaha...I actually liked that story. I bet your bro knew it was you who caused the damage when he was getting whooped, but he kept his mouth shut b/c you two are like "THIS"
(Fingers crossed, not wishing for anything). Since this occured in 02, I think it's safe for you to tell this story now at the next Thanksgiving family dinner. I bet everyone will have a nice laugh hearing it.
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
The only whey I'd get a dildo is:
1- it's diecast
2- made in Japan
3- it can transform into a robot
4- it has a waistjoint
Yummy, now I'm starting to believe what BJ said about you. NO MAN should ever buy dildos!!!! *Points to Man-LAW* 
HELLO?!??!?!?!
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Originally Posted by Agent 47
Yummy, now I'm starting to believe what BJ said about you. NO MAN should ever buy dildos!!!! *Points to Man-LAW* HELLO?!??!?!?!Put it this way, I'd never get one unless it satisfied those 4 criteria. And well, that's like...impossible to achieve.
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Originally Posted by Yumchah
You nimrod. Did I say I bought one...?!?!? Gosh.
Put it this way, I'd never get one unless it satisfied those 4 criteria. And well, that's like...impossible to achieve.
Put it this way, I'd never get one unless it satisfied those 4 criteria. And well, that's like...impossible to achieve.
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Originally Posted by sonnyg80
but you contemplated the THOUGHT of buying one - oh yumyum
Good looking out Kumar. That's what I meant Harold. Even if it had satisfied those 4 criterias, MAN-LAW states:
"No straight man should ever buy a dildo unless it was personally used by Jessica Alba"
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Originally Posted by Agent 47
hahahaha...I actually liked that story. I bet your bro knew it was you who caused the damage when he was getting whooped, but he kept his mouth shut b/c you two are like "THIS" (Fingers crossed, not wishing for anything).
Since this occured in 02, I think it's safe for you to tell this story now at the next Thanksgiving family dinner. I bet everyone will have a nice laugh hearing it.
(Fingers crossed, not wishing for anything). Since this occured in 02, I think it's safe for you to tell this story now at the next Thanksgiving family dinner. I bet everyone will have a nice laugh hearing it.
and yes, slightly-moderately used dildos from jessica alba FTW!!!
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Originally Posted by Agent 47
^^ I will, however, buy a PERSONALLY USED DILDO from Jessica Alba 
admit it, you would. that makes you...
where was that emoticon again?
oh yeah...
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Originally Posted by leedogg
orly? and would you suck on it?
admit it, you would. that makes you...
where was that emoticon again?
oh yeah...
admit it, you would. that makes you...
where was that emoticon again?
oh yeah...
I'd have it for novelty reasons.....
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Originally Posted by poohlikeshunny
hahaha...i'll confess....mine is not so bad, but a confession nontheless...in 2002, my dad bought a 911 C4S and I took it out with my buddies the first week he got it...we drove down to Center City for the night and I got home about 4am...
On the way back to KoP, I lost control on 202 and hit a curb which bounced me up to a light post. The front passenger side got pretty marred (11k in body work) but if the car was in the garage all you saw was the back so it looked fine. since my dad had two other cars I figured it'd be awhile until he figured it out. Well 2 months later he decides to take the porsche out for a drive and he notices the damage. Since I was already back at PSU at that time, my dad automatically assumed my lil bro did it since he had just gotten his license. Since we are a classic asian family (you hardcore asians know what I am about to go into, especially the boys...hahaha...) my brother got his ass whupped pretty hardcore...
I came back for the weekend a few weeks later and my dad sat there and told me this story of how my brother really pissed him off and caused a lot of damage to his car...well he was fumin so I didn't wanna piss him off anymore...and then he went onto the details of the asian ass-whuppin and that was when took my bro out for a night of partying. Luckily he was cool about taking the shit for it because when we were younger I took the ass-whuppin for when he took permanent marker and tagged up my dad's projector screen for the entertainment center...
Gotta love how a serious ass-whuppin brings together family...
On the way back to KoP, I lost control on 202 and hit a curb which bounced me up to a light post. The front passenger side got pretty marred (11k in body work) but if the car was in the garage all you saw was the back so it looked fine. since my dad had two other cars I figured it'd be awhile until he figured it out. Well 2 months later he decides to take the porsche out for a drive and he notices the damage. Since I was already back at PSU at that time, my dad automatically assumed my lil bro did it since he had just gotten his license. Since we are a classic asian family (you hardcore asians know what I am about to go into, especially the boys...hahaha...) my brother got his ass whupped pretty hardcore...
I came back for the weekend a few weeks later and my dad sat there and told me this story of how my brother really pissed him off and caused a lot of damage to his car...well he was fumin so I didn't wanna piss him off anymore...and then he went onto the details of the asian ass-whuppin and that was when took my bro out for a night of partying. Luckily he was cool about taking the shit for it because when we were younger I took the ass-whuppin for when he took permanent marker and tagged up my dad's projector screen for the entertainment center...
Gotta love how a serious ass-whuppin brings together family...
i would have ratted ur ass out in a min!... then again.. .me and my bro arent as close as u and yours.
reps to ur lil bro!