My car sat in the garage for about a month and a half and I go to turn it on and it has absoltuley no power.

we attemp to jump it and when I try to turn it over, it makes a quick shocking sound and nothing happens, but the lights in the car (dome / mirror lights/ side door lights, etc) are all working.

can anyone help me? Lol

I hope its not the alternator, or the ignition / start system.

 

How many miles/yr is your TL?

IMO i think your battery went.

 

the tl has a weak battery, and all of the electronics in the car can drain the battery alot. The car needs 550 CCA's to start. I would call acura roadside (if you have the service), have them tow the car for free and have acura put in a new battery at a pro-rated charge.

 

remove negative side. let it charge for 3mins, then you ll able to start,

connect + to +
connect - to chasis

 

jumping a totally dead battery is hard on everything in the system
Alternator are not made to handle the high charge rate and the battery doesnt like it much!
A SLOW 2 to 7 amp charger on the battery, with cables removed because you are cleaning them anyway right? should fix you up

 

the car does not need 550cca to start? lmao..

ive never seen an acura starter draw 500 cca. maybe like 160-280 maybe..

put a new battery in it. call it a day.

make sure to get ur navi and radio codes.

 

well thats what acura said my battery should be putting out and they replaced it for free.

 

alright thankyou for all the suggestoins, I very appreciate it. the TL should come with a better battery, I have alot of aftermarket mods that require electronics lol thanks

 

the car doesnt require that much to start.

thats just what the battery puts out

maybe you should explain yourself better next time