i was driving my parents 07 yukon Denali XL i didnt have my accord cuz my brakes are shot and my tires are gonna blow up..haha so i took my parents truck to the store im just crusing when i see blue hids come flying behind me its a Acura RSX type S so whatever ill let him pass im not in my car ne way next thing i know another pair of hids its a prelude..

i let them go then i start messing wit them alittle bit riding there bumpers im bored not no hardcore riding there bumpers but you know what i mean..ne way i pass the RSX and the prelude gets on my ass so much that i cant even see his headlights..

so i punch it the prelude comes out and punches it and the Denali beat the prelude i was cracking up it was so funny.. the prelude was trying to he floored that thing he was at about the third back window and just couldnt pull on the denali was super funny..i give credit to the denali its pretty fast for its size..

i messed with my dad once i was in my car and he was in the truck we were at a light and my dad cheated totally jumped the light and beat me..lol once that thing goes its gone..i couldnt catch up...lol



i think its a 6.2 liter V8 Vortec puts out 390 Hp..

 

The big engines produce mad torque. Our cars would be able to make up the difference at higher speeds.

 

yea i hear u in the long run like a QM our cars would prolly pull on such a big car in the end..

 

The GMC would prolly pull the TL till 40 then the TL starts the pass it, and i know cuz my dad test drove it, that shit is loud and a nice muscle exhaust system.

 

Haha...

Quoted from Car & Driver:

The full-time 40/60-split all-wheel drive is basically unchanged (a rear-drive model comes later). Give the Denali the boot and the front wheels squawk as they claw for traction on the way to a mighty 6.2-second 0-to-60 dash and 15.0-second quarter-mile time, besting the last-gen Escalade by 1.6 and 1.0 seconds, respectively. These stats would also lay low competitors such as the Lincoln Navigator and Infiniti QX56, not to mention many of those pesky V-TEC ricers.

 

Ok, so I amended the last sentence a little. And they probably would've hooked better if they'd had some tires on those front wheels.

 

.. those are some good numbers for a luxury floating brick.

 

That Denali'd be a good run for the new 5.7 Tundra. I think the Toyota might edge it out by a couple ticks, but it would be close.

 

LSx power

The Vortec 6200 used in the Escalade/Tahoe/Yukon/etc. is essentially an LS2.... except in a huge ass SUV. Torque is awesome.

I knew it was fake by the way VTEC was spelled but it was so funny anyway

 

nah.. put down the tail gate and it'll be a bus length.. lol.. the new 5.7 V8 is a monster but the Tundra did bounce the scale compared to the older gen 4.7.

 

thts funny the denali took the prelude ? i woulda been embarrased if i was the prelude trying to stunt and got took by a denali ? lol

 

haha funny...i posted a similar story...rx350 vs rsx-s...guy couldn't even keep up