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Old 06-29-2010, 03:20 AM
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Another beautiful day with the hood smashing into the windshield at 70mph

Whoever put the idea Im a successful installer or the most basic things hasn't taken a look at today's pictures. WTF! I can't descrive the feeling of within 5 seconds..... the hoods off, fighting its way into the driverseat, shattered glass has given me a closer shave that my wifes legs and the taste of smog, brakes and tires at 2pm in southern california. You my friends havnt lived!No pun intended.
On a quick tangent, driving north on 57fwy Sunday around 1pm, I say the SWEETEST white and black, late model, slammed, professionally crusing with me! I tip my hat.
Old 06-29-2010, 03:54 AM
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You drunk?
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Originally Posted by Souljah
You drunk?

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drunk posting, lol
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I made out a smashed windshield. Anyone else get anything?
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Originally Posted by gatrhumpy
I made out a smashed windshield. Anyone else get anything?
Something about his wife's legs.

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Old 06-29-2010, 06:54 AM
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Something about the hood going through the windshield and glass all over. I hope they are okay.
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But he did see a white and black professional!!!!!
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i think he installed his hood wrong it flew off and hit the windshield ?

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Old 06-29-2010, 07:29 AM
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i just feel bad that his wife's legs taste like smog
Old 06-29-2010, 08:55 AM
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bwahahahahaha
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Old 06-29-2010, 09:46 AM
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pics of wife's legs? or at least the car w/ the smashed hood/windshield?
Old 06-29-2010, 09:58 AM
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Please step away from the nitrous bottle

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WTF? OP sober up yet?
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LOL epic fail
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Lmao a nice way to start my morning
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HAHAHAHA wow, genius. I couldn't come up with a post like that even if I tried! Let's put this thread with the rest of them. Love it!
Old 06-29-2010, 12:10 PM
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I read it twice, still don't understand.Sounds like a very ugly accident involving car's hood, his wife and a bad mechanic,ah and a hat, LOL
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This is where that little 'Like This Thread' button comes in handy!
Old 06-29-2010, 12:18 PM
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I just got a speeding ticket, felt all bummed out... then I read this thread, thanks OP! ahaha
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Wtf?
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Lol, at this post!

I'm sure he's making light of the fact that he can't install a thing. From what I got his hood flew off and smashed into his windshield shattering it and glass cutting or "shaving" his face. Closer than his wifes shaved legs. And decribing The smell or "taste"of smoking brakes and screeching tires as he slammed on his brakes to the smog on a SoCal
freeway during rush hour traffic at 2pm.

Upland CA, is known for heavy crystal meth labs and lots of synthetic drug distribution. Lol!
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Sometimes pictures are better than a description like the one you just gave. So, post up some pix.
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OP, does your wife shave with a lawnmower? or a spoon?
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i lol'd
Old 06-29-2010, 01:24 PM
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The IE...nothing good ever comes from there, lol.

Maybe the OP will chime in again to clear things up?
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Originally Posted by jptl04
Lol, at this post!

I'm sure he's making light of the fact that he can't install a thing. From what I got his hood flew off and smashed into his windshield shattering it and glass cutting or "shaving" his face. Closer than his wifes shaved legs. And decribing The smell or "taste"of smoking brakes and screeching tires as he slammed on his brakes to the smog on a SoCal
freeway during rush hour traffic at 2pm.

Upland CA, is known for heavy crystal meth labs and lots of synthetic drug distribution. Lol!
WOW
Now that makes sense lol
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Wait...the OP's SN says "sleeping"...
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Originally Posted by jptl04
Lol, at this post!

I'm sure he's making light of the fact that he can't install a thing. From what I got his hood flew off and smashed into his windshield shattering it and glass cutting or "shaving" his face. Closer than his wifes shaved legs. And decribing The smell or "taste"of smoking brakes and screeching tires as he slammed on his brakes to the smog on a SoCal
freeway during rush hour traffic at 2pm.

Upland CA, is known for heavy crystal meth labs and lots of synthetic drug distribution. Lol!
Originally Posted by melvin2816
WOW
Now that makes sense lol
He's speaking from experience.
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LOL i was like wtf!!
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Here we go...this thread has high potential.
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at all these posts
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Old 06-29-2010, 04:00 PM
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Well, he should be waking up from the drunken stupor soon, I hope to see the english version of his post.
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Nice translation jp! From the looks of the time of the post, maybe he was on his way home from work? But that wouldn't make any sense if his wife was with him?? Who knows


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