By the time I understand this, the LGBTQA will add another damn letter.

I swear, we should come up with a word for all of them...

 

Fucking homo

 

If that's your jam.

 

Sapien is a penis

 

Austin sucks
It was only awesome before you got here Kurt
Now this town is like 90% penis implants

 

I think that's called an "ambiangram". But I'm not 100% sure

 

I think it's analgram

 

Analgram. That's like doing blow out of someones asshole, right?

 

So I have been told by the people that lament vacant lots being turned into bars and restaurants.

 

I thought it was the new social media site where it's just pictures from the perspective of people's taint

 

I kinda want to buy some land in Austin so I have a place to bug out to when hurricanes come to H-Town. Someone find me some cheap acres out by JK/Stanley's please.

I'll help decrease teh suckage by increasing teh blowing.

 

Offering a $34.50 finder's fee.

 

That's snapsasschaps

 

Grundlebook.

 

Bruh, I just saw a house out there today for almost 500k.
It was nice, but shit ain't cheap anymore

Kurt moved here and the gentrification started.
Houses east were 50k, now they're 1M

 

Maj. I had a beer at Torchy's, it's from O'Dell up in Colorado, brewed specifically for Torchy's. Called "Down the Hatch" I think. Like chugging gramma's chowdah.

But it's a pretty good chile beer. And supposedly only available there. If you interested one day when you're not getting that fancy-ass rich people lunch from your private (dick and nuts, not exclusive if that's not clear) chef.

 

Median home price is 340k here now
Tax within city is about 2.5%
Outrageous

 

O'Dell
Isn't that the rich asshole here who just opened up UT med school
Or is that the nonalcoholic gluten free beer Kurt drinks

 

Fuck. Brah. We took Jr. to a birthday party last weekend for one of his school chums. $800k house. The people had "help" for the kids. Fucking sterile AF, rich people place.

On a side note, I'll take my beat to shit shanty over that any day because it's love. But damn... The dad was 2 years older than me. Suffice to say, our choices in life had significant divergence. I live where his help probably lives

I just need some acres for the bang-bang and teh bhang-bhang. But the way shit's going, Imma be shopping in North Dakota. Fuck.

 

I actually been cutting down on lunch to save money
eating jiffy in my cube
Soup to nuts

 

You wanna rob a bank or something? Then move to Hong Kong?

LMK.

 

It's pronounced giffy

 

HK expensive as fuck to live!

 

They have big parks.

 

I want land too ese
I work with so many rich dinguses

my boss lives in a 1.2M house
Invited us peons to lunch there once

Ejecto seat cuhhh
My house equity grew a lot
But another house we saw grew 3x the last 10 year
I've made poor choices

 

Let's do it
Move to NK instead
live like kings

 

I know how to make crude explosives...

How hard could developing a rocket be?

...

 

Tiny Parks
bc malnourished

 

Bro we could Instagram our fab lives there
Your bronamath would be sucking on our huge wangs
Picture of our castles, guns, tanks, rockets

 

GD it would be pimp to have a tank AND a castle.

 

We should have majored in Petro engineering
Living in Dubai making 50k a month
Not too late

 

Isn't alcohol and drugs illegal there?

I can't go out like that.

Maybe Afghanistan? But, you know, kinda shitty real estate market right now.

 

But might be good to get in before the inflation?

 

And you know, there's all that opium!

 

Let's all do it
​​​​​​​Fuck it

 

I want to run in the dessert with the wolf pack
shoot guns, fuck bitches, drink booze, sell h

 

Just get totally loost

 

I bet Betty cut J's penis off after he bullshit texted her
black Twitter ain't nothing to fux with

 

I watched that movie, "special forces got fucked" about something that happend in afghanistan. I forget which, wichi is terrible becasue it was a good movie. Maybe it was the one with The Office Guardians of the Glaaxys guy?

But Afghanistan is basically New Mexico but without the crippling meth addiction. Just fun poppies.

I'd live there and be a goat hearder. "Hearding" goats.

 

"florida man"...