WagonJr is back at preschool so I'm back in the office.

So it's a coffee drinking morning.

 

It's splash day over here.. shit.. let me see them tittays!!
The ladies be wearing white.. they know we be looking.
I wore my tightie whities.. (self-reported)

 

no need to self report. I'ma let this one pass

 

My penis may or may not be exposed right now

 

Okay it is.. but I have a license to sell hot dogs.

 

I think I saw a movie that starts that way.

 

Talking about movies, saw this in my feed..

Who here can identify with Benecio Del Toro's character?
like.. this is exactly how you would have done it? So satisfying..
Spoiler for Sicario if you haven't seen it yet..

 

That's enough heavy shit for today I guess.. talking about my cock that is..
Anyone have plans for the weekend?

 

https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanschocke...-rival-and-its

 

They started it.. Wendys ended it.. #thatlyfe

 

So my homie put me up on game..
Homie told me that Chinese are often given the name Xiao..
literal meaning is small or insignificant.. to ward off evil spirits..
Like you're not significant enough to be fucked with

Then it got me thinking.. shit, I work with a lot of Xiaos.. no wonder.
Case in point.. the other homie Xiao Dong.
Xiao Dong.
Little Dong.

Have a great Friday y'all!

 

I even work with a Xiao Wang

 

Loved Sicario!!

 

Huh. I hadn't heard of that movie. But that was brutal. I will need to find this movie and watch this movie.

That is my plan for the weak end.

 

We ate here for lunch

 

Bruh.. that's the whole movie.
Seriously it sucks.. Emily Blunt's worst role ever.
She plays a fat oversoaked bloody tampon.
That smells like Roseanne Barr's ass.

 

Del Toro was amazing though.

 

I'm hoping she was better in Girl on a Train... Haven't watched thst one yet

 

Oh. Okay. Well then I guess it's back to work then.

 

Evil spirits go after big dicks!!!!



Scared of blacks though.. bc Asian.. you good Flippy.. enjoy that raise.

 

now you got me trying to practice writing my chinese name

 

There's a couple good scenes.. shootout at the border.. meh
The scene where Emily Blunt is about to get raped and murderd.. dammit!
The scene where Emily Blunt is shot.. Yasss!
And that last scene I posted..

 

those scenes didnt help the boring plot tho

 

Don't get me wrong, I like Emily Blunt and would totally put it up her cul0

 

What plot

 

This shit's on prime.. it's next in the queue!! hopefully doesn't suck balls.

 

Train to Busan is so boss.. definitely watch if you guys haven't.
My fav zombie movie thusfar.
Also on Prime.

 

Train to Busan is so boss.. definitely watch if you guys haven't.
My fav zombie movie thusfar.
Also on Prime.

 

^ oh shit.. double post ladiboi
I didn't double-click either.. it hung up and boom!
Ohhhh Jason.

 

Check the post count on that bitch too.. doesn't stack.

 

Stack my dizick.

 

It's Xiao Rockstar

 

To quote Rob Schneider from Hot Chicks..
My dick is way bigger than yours.. and that's when I fold mine in half

 

Now that's a movie.. watch that this weekend FJ!

 

time for a VI

 

"it's MEEE! JESSSICA!!!!!!"

 

 

Anna Faris is so hot..