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Old 06-15-2017, 01:19 AM
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how would you know?
my entire bedroom, including the ceiling, are all mirrors
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Old 06-15-2017, 01:22 AM
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Bruhs..
Have any of you guys dated a girl that wasn't freaky?!?!

Or have only dated straight up chicks who aren't nasty freaks?!?!

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I don't know who this man is.. but he's on my team.

That guy is a saint. He could have easily died trying to save the dog. Holy fuck balls that's brave and crazy.

im pretty sure it took a week for his testicles to thaw and drop down again. Even in ladiboi's mouf, it still would have taken 5 days.

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Old 06-15-2017, 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Bruhs..
Have any of you guys dated a girl that wasn't freaky?!?!

Or have only dated straight up chicks who aren't nasty freaks?!?!
why would you want to date a girl like that in the first place?
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Old 06-15-2017, 01:27 AM
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#relationshipgoals

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Old 06-15-2017, 01:28 AM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
why would you want to date a girl like that in the first place?
I know right.. wait.. you mean nasty freak or straight nerd
let me tell you though.. some of them straight nerd types are the nastiest freaks ever.
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Take a shit on me!
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Old 06-15-2017, 01:34 AM
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I mean, I can't say I've ever had a girl ask me to defecate on her, but there was this one chick back in university... Straight up daddy's girl, 3.9 gpa, innocent as fuck, only banged one other guy that she dated for a few years prior... Fuck me.... I couldn't produce semen fast enough for her to drain it
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But apparently telling her she was fucked up, just like her fucked up mom, wasn't the right thing to say.

who knew?
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Old 06-15-2017, 01:39 AM
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fuck all over campus amirite? yep..
I once fucked in the ladies bathroom across our main lab.. some girl kept banging on the door.
Fuck off unless you want to join!

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Old 06-15-2017, 01:40 AM
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you fucked her mom too.. shit Taco.. need to be giving you more points in here.
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I fucked her on the counter of the women's bathroom in the basement of one of the engineering buildings. No one ever went down there

fucked her in the engineering club office, fucked her in the pingpong room, fucked her in the storage room... Oddly, never fucked her in a lecture hall. #missedopportunities
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Old 06-15-2017, 01:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
you fucked her mom too.. shit Taco.. need to be giving you more points in here.
that would've been the icing on the cake

Ive never had milf opportunities. Sad times.
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Old 06-15-2017, 01:47 AM
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Nasty makeout session with my chick in big chem lecture.. probably 200 students.. all like wtf
Shit got real.. got the fuck out and banged in the girls bathroom..
Probably easier to name the places I didn't bone in school.. #humblebrag
How the fuck I didn't have a kid back then.. I have no fucking idea.. maybe I do.. idk.
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Old 06-15-2017, 01:56 AM
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I miss uni/college
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I'm gonna go sign up for a class or two...
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Old 06-15-2017, 01:58 AM
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MILF opportunities.. that's my life now.
To be young and dumb again.. well young in your case Taco

I did get mad pressured to throw some dick by three ladies old enough to be my mom back in college
Two had kids around the age of 10-12 and one, the elder of the three, had no kids

I mean mad pressure.. If I was the nasty freak I am now, then.. I would have banged so hard bro!
But.. I had a variety of opportunities then.. No regrats

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Old 06-15-2017, 02:07 AM
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Here's my pic from college.. download it while you can!


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Morning, gents. Y'all in here reliving your glory (hole) days and not one mention of your exploits at OCH?
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LOL...Majofo's escapades read like the story of the 40 year old virgin mixed with some penthouse forum letters
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Old 06-15-2017, 07:02 AM
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Bags of sand.
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Old 06-15-2017, 07:03 AM
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precisely!


Good morning, Joe Fuck.
Jade has been with her old owner a week and supposedly adapting well.
So far, Kali is staying with B as she's not much work and hasn't been acting out.

Mom called me to tell me her ex boyfriend's daughter and son that have a huge plot and house outside Atlanta would take one or both of them if need be. I told B to consider it.
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Old 06-15-2017, 08:40 AM
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Morning amigos
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Old 06-15-2017, 08:42 AM
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Old 06-15-2017, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
LOL...Majofo's escapades read like the story of the 40 year old virgin mixed with some penthouse forum letters
Dear Penthouse.. J came over to my house the other day to do yard work..
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Old 06-15-2017, 09:15 AM
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Morning, gents. Y'all in here reliving your glory (hole) days and not one mention of your exploits at OCH?
What happens at OCH, stays in OCH
Unless it involves Justn
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I won YOTM.


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check tus text mensajes, pendejo
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Old 06-15-2017, 09:18 AM
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hell no bro.. ask Gus why
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2x the hours to drop the trans from what I hear
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Old 06-15-2017, 09:19 AM
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I paid close attention to those years and tons of issues.. didn't get ironed out til 09 iirc.
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lemon party?
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Good call Joe...thanks!
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I'll probably die pretty soon. 103+ for 7 days starting tomorrow.

Sweaty ass balls, if wouldn't get in trouble id just walk around with my balls out.
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pfft.. stop being a pussy
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get some of those special undies... I think they're called saxx, or something? They keep things separated, if you catch what I mean, and help keep things cool.
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I was taking a piss.. bumped into the human penguin at work..
then as I'm taking a piss, one of our boards guy (old fucker) comes in and pisses in the urinal next to me..
He was nearly hugging the urinal.. he was so deep the curved bottom part was past his ass.

I mean.. does he have such a minuscule penis that he doesn't want people seeing (we know bruh)
Or trying to contain splashed piss to his pants
I laughed.. maybe the fact that I was pissing from 3 feet away made him uncomfortable.. idk.
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I always laugh at the huggers. Kind of gross too.
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