Majofo

Maybe it just perturbed me because I couldn't get a sneak peak

Better than the stall pissers..
We know you have a tiny dick, get over it..
Stop pissing on the seats, we take shits there.

TacoBello

maybe the huggers are trying to poop in the urinal also?

thoiboi

Just go for a swim

thoiboi

I mean if you were peeing 3 feet away from me, I'd feel uncomfortable too.. like how the fuck did you find me and why did you choose to pee in the urinal next to me and not in my mouf directly... Oh and please don't flush...




Wait, what are we talking about

Majofo

contain yourself ladiboi
I was peeing 3 feet away from the urinal
I don't want splashed piss on me or my shoes
Swords!

thoiboi

They're crossing! :gheylaugh:

rockstar143

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I used to love to do that...when I go hard...
I walk backward to see how far back I could go without missing the bowl. Mark floor...

justnspace

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there's only two urinals at my work. one geared for taller people and the other for asians.
why the fuck do tall ass people grab the short one?
i hate grabbing the tall one cuz then balls to ceramic.

Majofo

used to...

Majofo

I thought that was big dick short dick urinal
or when kids are there

justnspace

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well someone fucking tell the tall people with big dicks(or do they have small tiny penisis?) to fucking pee at their designated urinals?!?!?

justnspace

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Do i have to leave a note!?

justnspace

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"Taller people should use the taller urinal.
thanks.
- Management"

justnspace

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also, a new tenant leased the office next door. some fuck keeps littering in the bathroom. doesnt want to touch bathroom door handle. uses paper towel but completley misses the trash, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY!
Do i have to leave a note!? DONT SHIT WHERE YOU EAT!

thoiboi

Always take the short dick one

thoiboi

Talk with the owner upstairs

Majofo

What if they have long shlongs..
If Taco has taught us anything it's that..
tall != big penis

Franchise1124

Majofo

I hated working in a small office like crabs
so polarizing..
current place has bathrooms every 50 feet..
cleaning crew cleans that shit up every 1-2 hrs too..

Majofo

We seriously have one bathroom with 10 urinals and 15 stalls..
It's in the part of the office that is somewhat decommissioned and tucked away too..

thoiboi

That's about 625.84 meters for the Canucks

justnspace

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it's also fuckin weird that people come up to my floor or come down to my floor just to take a shit.
WTF BROS! THERES A RESTROOM ON EVERY FLOOR

DO I have to write a note!?

thoiboi

Admittedly i do that... It's nice to explore and mark your territory elsewhere ya know?



Or I guess you don't know amateur

Majofo

They don't want to shit where they eat
That's when you go down and put a steamer in the middle of their floor
Or just start pissing all over the floor in your bathroom

It's your piss so no big deal..
they'll make a bigger deal out of it..
Trust Majofo

TacoBello

people can be very odd with their routines

Majofo

Piss all over urinal floors too.. so their pants have to touch it when they lay a poop.

thoiboi

So fucking Canadian of you...

justnspace

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okay, im done with my bathroom tangent.
carry on

TacoBello

hate the maple syrup, not the country.

thoiboi

Why they pooping in the waterless urinal?

thoiboi

I love the country, I just hate you!



Jk


Remember that one time you got banned...


Ahh good times

TacoBello

sawing time, that's why

TacoBello

i'm working on getting banned again. it's not going very well though

Majofo

I meant stall.. Thanks for catching my mistake.
Have a nice shit later, don't get piss on your pants

thoiboi

You're a mod.. you can just change your post and be like...

"Wtf you smoking thots"

Yumcha

Morning.

rockstar143

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Forgot to mention, that marking the floor thing was something I'd do with my ex's sons...they were little and always impressed with how far back I could walk and still make it.
They were terrible at the game...

but they got the last laugh cause she never cleaned the bathroom and I was stuck cleaning kid piss off the sides and bottom of the terlet.

I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile
~uncle rico

TacoBello

I'm not sure why, but this reminded me of a story a friend told me, back in our uni days...

he was living in one of the student residence buildings, and as some of you may know, those places can be fucking disgusting. Buncha 18-20 year olds, away from home for the first time... Shiiiiet.

well he was saying "you know you've lived in res for too long, when you get up in the morning and go to the communal bathroom to brush your teeth, and half way through, you notice someone took a big shit in the sink next to the one you're using and think to yourself "hmmm... Well that's interesting" and just simply go back to brushing your teeth like it's completely normal. THAT'S when you know it's time to move out of res"

thoiboi

I just started using the ladies restroom because the men's was a pig sty..

TacoBello

In residence, it doesn't really matter. The chicks are fucking gross too.

i used to hear some fucked up stories from friends... Vomit in the duct work, random bodily fluids all over the place, rotting food, stench of fermenting alcohol, fuck, you name it. If you survived res, you were a champ. It's only for (mostly) 1st and (much less) 2nd year students. Jizzing on people's door handles, smearing feces, fuck...