The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
04-25-2017, 02:50 PM
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04-25-2017, 03:03 PM
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For a while Mondays were Steak and Fries day.. steak with a med strip.. fries would have curds and gravy some days (texas poutine)
Anyways.. Steak and Fries day was a term back at my old workplace for hitting up the titty bar at lunch..
Conference room Y (yellow rose) or conference room P (perfect 10)... conference room P.
Fucking 3-4 hour lunch.. the good 'ole days.
Anyways.. Steak and Fries day was a term back at my old workplace for hitting up the titty bar at lunch..
Conference room Y (yellow rose) or conference room P (perfect 10)... conference room P.
Fucking 3-4 hour lunch.. the good 'ole days.
04-25-2017, 03:04 PM
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04-25-2017, 03:04 PM
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Asparagus #wtfisthis #justdatips
04-25-2017, 03:07 PM
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I bet that $50K pizza oven would make quick work of drying out my wet socks. The microwave we have in our break closet is woefully inadequate.
04-25-2017, 03:08 PM
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No joke, tonight for dinner? Asparagus tips and mushrooms (tips and shafts).
Maybe some meat too.
#GobbleIt #MyPeeSmellsFunny
Maybe some meat too.
#GobbleIt #MyPeeSmellsFunny
04-25-2017, 03:13 PM
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In one of the new bathrooms by the lawyers pit, they have this fancy urinal that blows your piss around..
I think it's that vacuum company that makes it.. anyways.. I dried my cum soaked shirt with it.. then my pissed soaked shirt with it subsequently.
10/10 would recommend.. for drying.
7/10 recommend putting your boner in your waistband and doing jumping jacks in the work gym while watching hot pilates teacher in her tight ass clothing..
Look.. look.. she bending over...
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I think it's that vacuum company that makes it.. anyways.. I dried my cum soaked shirt with it.. then my pissed soaked shirt with it subsequently.
10/10 would recommend.. for drying.
7/10 recommend putting your boner in your waistband and doing jumping jacks in the work gym while watching hot pilates teacher in her tight ass clothing..
Look.. look.. she bending over...
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04-25-2017, 03:19 PM
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Speaking of watching the hot chicks in the gym...
Earlier today, I took a break and went to the liquor store. Well, in the same center as the liquor store, there's a fitness center and they've got the stair machines and dreadmills all set up against the external wall. Which is all windows.
So one could, hypothetically speaking, pick up a six-pack of craft beer you've never heard of and sit there in the air conditioned truck, watching this tight little unit running nowhere.
One of those Dyson ass dryers would have been a godsend.
Earlier today, I took a break and went to the liquor store. Well, in the same center as the liquor store, there's a fitness center and they've got the stair machines and dreadmills all set up against the external wall. Which is all windows.
So one could, hypothetically speaking, pick up a six-pack of craft beer you've never heard of and sit there in the air conditioned truck, watching this tight little unit running nowhere.
One of those Dyson ass dryers would have been a godsend.
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04-25-2017, 03:23 PM
10/10 Would Recommend?
LOL...I'm so glad I retired from being a creeper!
LOL...I'm so glad I retired from being a creeper!
04-25-2017, 03:29 PM
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10/10 would drink 6-pack while they get 6-packs, again.
04-25-2017, 03:36 PM
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04-25-2017, 03:41 PM
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Food looks fucking delicious. Dat tender, half raw meat 
I bet that pizza oven is even more. My brother and I were oddly enough pricing some out (we ate at a tasty pizza place and wanted to know what one of those fuckers go for). With install and shit, they're like 400-450k US.
They're those big, spinning, forno ovens, I believe made of clay, with nice tile work on the outside and indirect heat at like 600F to bake the shit out of the pizzas in 2 min flat. I assume that's what you're referring to anyway. Digital temp control, etc.
I bet that pizza oven is even more. My brother and I were oddly enough pricing some out (we ate at a tasty pizza place and wanted to know what one of those fuckers go for). With install and shit, they're like 400-450k US.
They're those big, spinning, forno ovens, I believe made of clay, with nice tile work on the outside and indirect heat at like 600F to bake the shit out of the pizzas in 2 min flat. I assume that's what you're referring to anyway. Digital temp control, etc.
04-25-2017, 03:44 PM
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Talking about boner jams in the office.. this happened last week in a comms meeting..
right across from me.. for at least 10-15 seconds.. no bra.. no bullshit.
Asian.. tall.. bigggum tigggggums.. young... yeah...
Nice......................
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right across from me.. for at least 10-15 seconds.. no bra.. no bullshit.
Asian.. tall.. bigggum tigggggums.. young... yeah...
Nice......................
NSFW
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04-25-2017, 03:48 PM
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Fail for me though.. forgot that my flash was on.
Are you okay Majofo.. yeah, I was just taking pics of her tits.. sorry.
Are you okay Majofo.. yeah, I was just taking pics of her tits.. sorry.
04-25-2017, 03:49 PM
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I watched some shit on Prime last night.. Captain Fantastic.. super entertaining.. queue it.
Viggo Mortensen shows he peen again.. it's just a penis.
Viggo Mortensen shows he peen again.. it's just a penis.
04-25-2017, 03:50 PM
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Shit idk.. yeah pizza is quick.. clay / brick or something..
500k.. fuck that.. you'd have to sell fiftee or sixtee pizzas before you make that back.
500k.. fuck that.. you'd have to sell fiftee or sixtee pizzas before you make that back.
04-25-2017, 03:57 PM
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In Canada, that's like 800,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pizzas we would have to sell to pay for that oven.
04-25-2017, 03:58 PM
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Or just sell one pizza to a RL owner for that much.
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04-25-2017, 04:01 PM
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I know just the sucker guy!!! 
04-25-2017, 04:05 PM
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04-25-2017, 04:21 PM
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CAD prices
CAD prices
04-25-2017, 04:24 PM
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I like the finger cursor gently caressing Dr. Fine's cheek.
That's quality potatoshop.
That's quality potatoshop.
04-25-2017, 04:26 PM
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lei ying lo
that's my coworker.. he's under my desk as we speak
that's my coworker.. he's under my desk as we speak
04-25-2017, 04:42 PM
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That's one sexy Doctor 
04-25-2017, 04:49 PM
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AZ Fi-hunnit!
04-25-2017, 06:08 PM
04-25-2017, 09:39 PM
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Thanks @cu2wagon I thought I closed it but evidently not
04-25-2017, 09:48 PM
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I'm fine with Viggo as Aragorn? 
04-25-2017, 09:49 PM
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Fave actor still has to be Morgan Freeman.
04-25-2017, 09:49 PM
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Followed by Sean Spicer. Just because. 
04-25-2017, 09:52 PM
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Is he a dumbfuck or does he just play one on TV
04-25-2017, 09:55 PM
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You guys talking about Melissa Mccarthy?
04-25-2017, 10:01 PM
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Is that the chick Sean Spicer is pretending to be?
04-26-2017, 07:11 AM
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04-26-2017, 07:19 AM
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04-26-2017, 07:27 AM
are we jpegging or giphing today?
04-26-2017, 07:28 AM
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Hey, you guys remember that time someone came in and waved while drinking a cup of shit?
That was done real funny stuff.
04-26-2017, 07:29 AM
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Peg Jay with some Jif.
04-26-2017, 07:33 AM
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04-26-2017, 07:37 AM