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Sic your ass?
Okay!
Okay!
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I wish. I spent Monday just physically tired. Liter-a-coffee didn't help and chugging Extreme Monster Energy Drink Yo didn't help. Figured I needed more sleep. Woke up Tuesday with a little bit of a scratchy throat and did the same liter-a-coffee and Sick Jump Bro Monster drink regimen to no avail. Yesterday I actually called it a day at 1:30 and went home to bed. I've never done that before.
And rather than infect the whole office, I've decided to just stay home and drink Lysol and orange juice to try to kick.
Gonna need some pho later.
And rather than infect the whole office, I've decided to just stay home and drink Lysol and orange juice to try to kick.
Gonna need some pho later.
you are a riot, bro...
feel better.
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I wish more people were like Cul0..
"you're sick, stay the fuck at home... don't try and fly and get thousands of others sick as well.."
"you're sick, stay the fuck at home... don't try and fly and get thousands of others sick as well.."
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Typically, I figure if I'm going to be miserable, I might as well be miserable at work. I'll call in and take off days when I'm feeling well.
But the kicker this time was when I found myself sitting at my desk yesterday, staring at my monitor and not comprehending what I was reading. So I took a second, put my face in my hands, and closed my eyes. About 3 minutes later, when I woke up, I realized that if I'm going to sleep on the clock, I should just do it at home in bed.
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Whenever I'm ill now, I just stay home and not travel.. I made the mistake a few times of trying to be macho and just going to work anyway and spent many a days laying in my hotel bed dying alone. It was the shittiest feeling ever...
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spanktravision though, amirite?
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There's just something about being in a hotel room...
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The Accord hit 10k yesterday...
Like Wilt Chamberlain!
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I have a pounding headache today, as of an hour ago. WTF. I never used to get headaches. I've had a few brutal ones this year so far.
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dehydration?
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Built up stress from being too nice on the boards... Need to let it out on more dumb dumbs!
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Oops, maybe not... I just looked it up on WebMD and I think Adumb has dick cancer.
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Or Lupus. But House MD lead me to believe otherwise. Also, he taught me that all my petty issues can be solved by popping two Vicodin and then doing nothing.
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Adumb is dumb.
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You're so mean.
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My president says it's okay.
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whatever, feelings hurter.
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you have feelings. Ha, ha!
You should strive to be dead inside. Like me.
You should strive to be dead inside. Like me.
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I'm too beautiful on the outisde to be dead on the inside.
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If that's true, you need to do whatever it takes to stay out of prison. That's a terrible combination for making it out intact.
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Did you get taken off a United flight as well?
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They would pass me around like currency if I was in prison.
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Any of you guys like collecting half used urinal pucks?
no?
I can't be the only one, can I?
no?
I can't be the only one, can I?
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That's pretty fucked up, guy.
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Harper.
Cooper.
WTF is everyone up to?
me, I'm going to get a quote for some body work on the Wagon...then go pick up some furniture from family...Easter, hanging with J and her kids in the afternoon.
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I'm still feeling like pounded dogshit, WagonJr's preschool closed for Good Friday so I'm working from home for a few hours, wrangling him, and trying not to piss off the wife, who I evidently got sick with whatever garbage this is that I brought home from the public toilets.
Need to wrap up a home decorating arts and crafts project I've been working on, and we'll probably go see how the water in Galveston is this weekend.
Oh, and I'll probably be drinking beer because cul0wife says there's too much in the pantry.
#JustSuburbThings
Need to wrap up a home decorating arts and crafts project I've been working on, and we'll probably go see how the water in Galveston is this weekend.
Oh, and I'll probably be drinking beer because cul0wife says there's too much in the pantry.
#JustSuburbThings