thoiboi

oh no, that sounds like dysentery to me...

justnspace

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no wonder why she's giving you shit!
you've banged your head one too many times!

thoiboi

Have you seen Altarboi's shoes?


No one in their right mind would buy shoes so hideous

TacoBello

yeah but she STILL married him. Who's fault is it actually?

UlsterBoy13

Its united airlines fault

UlsterBoy13

i see Yummy and Jawknee had a discussion over a few beers.....

The LEGO Mickey Mouse Mech

thoiboi

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

anyone here know a recipe for strokinoff?

cu2wagon

Yeah, that all sounds normal. We've had our share of those events. And just brushed the kid off and sent them on their way.

Kids are super resilient. Especially when they're really young and their bones are still soft. WagonJr was in a bounce house (which is already a "sparta" type environment; elbow to the face, etc) and was getting out. There were two inflatable steps leading out of the entrance and he was still in bounce mode, jumped from the top one onto the bottom one and bounced off onto the ground. Right onto his face and a I swear his feet came up and hit him in the back of the head.

Didn't even think about going to a doctor. Just pointed out how that wasn't the brightest idea and should probably not do that again.

cu2wagon

To cook or just to watch cooking?

TacoBello

I remember being about 3 or 4 years old... being chased by my brother's friend, on our bikes. I kept looking back at him and giggling.. well I didn't pay attention to the curve in the sidewalk up a head... front tire plowed into a tree a full speed, and my face went into the tree trunk

forehead was bleeding like crazy. I was crying. but I survived. And came out half ok.

Then there was the time my brother and I were playing "baseball" when I was 7. Aka it was after we moved into the new house my parents built and there was an extra stair banister laying around. So we were using it as a bat, hitting a tennis ball against the house. Well I got tired of watching and wanted to hit a few myself. Walked up to my brother, he didn't see me. He threw the ball in the air, swung, missed the ball, and clocked me right in the forehead above the eye. I ended up getting a huge goose egg that made it near impossible to even see out of my eye due to the swelling. My parents lost it. Ended up taking me to the doc. I got checked out and all was fine. Goose egg was gone after a couple days. I survived.

Kids are resilient. Even if damage did occur, the brain can regrow and reconnect itself, avoiding the damaged area altogether and you'd never know. It happens very easy for kids. Less likely, as you get older.

thoiboi

Explains a lot though

TacoBello

I know, right?

TylerT

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TacoBello

I came out like a handsome, young Tom Cruise? Whoa... thanks for the compliment, Tyler!

TylerT

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cu2wagon

Your eyesight was the half that didn't come out okay, wasn't it.

thoiboi

IUno... his wife isn't half bad...

Maybe her eyesight she be brought in for questioning...

TylerT

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You know, Taco, it almost looks like Tom Cruise is telling the story

cu2wagon

Plot twist: TacoWife was his brother and was also subjected to a head bashing and came out half bad/half okay and that's how I met your mother.

Written by M. Night Shamalamadingdong

thoiboi

Still a better love story than Twilight..

TacoBello

it all makes sense!!! But when did the sex change happen?

TacoBello

I keep telling you guys- she never said yes to me. It was the roofie-colada I gave her. The Elvis marrying us didn't seem to care.

thoiboi

when you started sitting down to pee

TacoBello

But I haz a pen15.

TacoBello

Hey- you guys wanna join the pen15 club?

TacoBello

You just gotta write pen15 in big letters on your forehead.

BreezyTL

iTrader: (8)

Wait, Taco's wife ain't bad looking? Pics or gtfo.

TacoBello

They're somewhere in the ramblings threads of years gone by.

TacoBello

No nudes though. You guys don't want to see her penis.

thoiboi

dont speak on my behalf

TacoBello

Oh, so your wife to be has a 12 incher, also? Man, we have more in common than I originally suspected.

thoiboi

inches?! da fuq.. she's still Asian ya know..


cm...

TacoBello

Well it was a sex change. She opted for what I would enjoy the most. You didn't have that option?

thoiboi

chinatown special...

took what i could, had a 20% off coupon.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Fkng got charged $477 by XM yesterday for 2 radios...
yeah, tha'ts not happening.

imj0257

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cu2wagon

Sick day!

imj0257

iTrader: (1)

Sick my ass...

Prolly hungover day

thoiboi