The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (V)
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If it's one of those screwy ones that's just a sensor in a plate mounted flush to the wall, you can add a dab of spit to the TP and it'll stick to the wall... Again, cover the sensor and you're free to wiggle without receiving Poseidon's kiss.
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real protips are always in the comment section
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Protip: life is easier if you're not poor. Just have rich parents! Easy! *Like and suscribe for more*
so let's say you took a dump next to your truck and covered it with sugar sand. would you be smart enough to move your truck to ensure that whilst working you didn't accidentally step in your own shit with no real way to clean it off except alligator infested canals with steep banks?
yeah, me either...
literally just now.
yeah, me either...
literally just now.
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I'll shit in your mouth
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you guys are really showing your vaginas in here
put a square over it
put a square over it
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Just goes to show, if you're good looking, you can get laid no matter how filthy of an animal you are.
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The boys ran the train on him minutes later..
Then el hencho got up in dem guts
Then el hencho got up in dem guts
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I was just about to post that with the comment that "this guy fucks"
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the situation is just really shitty, man.
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Chug water and then blast the shit off your boots with piss?
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Had to talk to the Popo.
Some hispanic fuccboi thought it would be funny to break into two mailbox clusters on our street. Little do they know, the person who lives on the side of the mailbox (license plate number) clear as day has a Arlo pro. Shit was clear as fuck.. As long as the car wasn't stolen some fuccboi might get locked up.
I check my mail daily.
Some hispanic fuccboi thought it would be funny to break into two mailbox clusters on our street. Little do they know, the person who lives on the side of the mailbox (license plate number) clear as day has a Arlo pro. Shit was clear as fuck.. As long as the car wasn't stolen some fuccboi might get locked up.
I check my mail daily.
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Had to talk to the Popo.
Some hispanic fuccboi thought it would be funny to break into two mailbox clusters on our street. Little do they know, the person who lives on the side of the mailbox (license plate number) clear as day has a Arlo pro. Shit was clear as fuck.. As long as the car wasn't stolen some fuccboi might get locked up.
I check my mail daily.
Some hispanic fuccboi thought it would be funny to break into two mailbox clusters on our street. Little do they know, the person who lives on the side of the mailbox (license plate number) clear as day has a Arlo pro. Shit was clear as fuck.. As long as the car wasn't stolen some fuccboi might get locked up.
I check my mail daily.
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also at least wait until tax returns come back to break in...
what's the point of a high risk low reward numbskull move like this?
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what's the point of a high risk low reward numbskull move like this?
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Morning.
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Soooo common up here in Northern Cali. Some idiots were busted last year doing the same shit. Looking for W2's 1098s, checks whatever. Sentenced to life in prison, might as well just kill yo self. These criminals hit up over 100 mailbox clusters and were caught because of a camera.
Like come on, do you idiots think, you know how many people have cameras these days. FFS at least take off your license plate and cover your face.
Like come on, do you idiots think, you know how many people have cameras these days. FFS at least take off your license plate and cover your face.
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Since my pops is a C/O, he's like....
"People literally have no common sense, and people like this allow me to continue to have a job."
I have to baby sit dumbass adults.
"People literally have no common sense, and people like this allow me to continue to have a job."
I have to baby sit dumbass adults.
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RIP 04 Acura TL 185kms
Finally was able to get in touch with insurance because they've been swamped lately.
Car has been totalled. I guesstimated $1000~1200 in parts, I was right.
Labor I guesstimated about the same... oh boy. There's like $3500 in labor. Total for repairs is $5000.![Blink](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/blink.gif)
Insurance lady hung up, then called me 2 minutes after and asked me since car value is similar to repair value, I wanted to get it repaired instead of totalled. Thx but no thx.
So anyway, what am I buying when summer comes, guise? For now I'll get some gramps car to hold me on.
Finally was able to get in touch with insurance because they've been swamped lately.
Car has been totalled. I guesstimated $1000~1200 in parts, I was right.
Labor I guesstimated about the same... oh boy. There's like $3500 in labor. Total for repairs is $5000.
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Insurance lady hung up, then called me 2 minutes after and asked me since car value is similar to repair value, I wanted to get it repaired instead of totalled. Thx but no thx.
So anyway, what am I buying when summer comes, guise? For now I'll get some gramps car to hold me on.
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Get an Audi.
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Want to US Honda Accord Sport. Low miles.
I know someone selling one currently.
I know someone selling one currently.
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RIP 04 Acura TL 185kms
Finally was able to get in touch with insurance because they've been swamped lately.
Car has been totalled. I guesstimated $1000~1200 in parts, I was right.
Labor I guesstimated about the same... oh boy. There's like $3500 in labor. Total for repairs is $5000.![Blink](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/blink.gif)
Insurance lady hung up, then called me 2 minutes after and asked me since car value is similar to repair value, I wanted to get it repaired instead of totalled. Thx but no thx.
So anyway, what am I buying when summer comes, guise? For now I'll get some gramps car to hold me on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgKAFK5djSk
Finally was able to get in touch with insurance because they've been swamped lately.
Car has been totalled. I guesstimated $1000~1200 in parts, I was right.
Labor I guesstimated about the same... oh boy. There's like $3500 in labor. Total for repairs is $5000.
![Blink](https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/blink.gif)
Insurance lady hung up, then called me 2 minutes after and asked me since car value is similar to repair value, I wanted to get it repaired instead of totalled. Thx but no thx.
So anyway, what am I buying when summer comes, guise? For now I'll get some gramps car to hold me on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgKAFK5djSk
Sorry to hear about the accident and news. Glad you're okay! You could have worked out a deal with the repair shop to pay some out of pocket to keep the car from getting written off. That's only if you really wanted to keep the car.
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Insurance offered me to repair the car. But this is the second insurance claim on the car. Resale value would have went down the shitter. I'd rather take whatever they offer me right now (5k or +) than try selling it for 2k next year. I was already thinking of selling it this summer anyway.
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You're just going to blow all the insurance money on hookers and cocaine poutine and maple syrup, aren't you?
Should maybe get in touch with el-jeff-eh. He was working at aHonda Toyota dealership last we heard. Make him give you a car at cost, a handy, and 8 minutes with his unicorn.
That should make up for all the spilled poutine gravy.
Should maybe get in touch with el-jeff-eh. He was working at a
That should make up for all the spilled poutine gravy.
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8 minutes. Shit, that's not long at all.
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You're just going to blow all the insurance money on hookers and cocaine poutine and maple syrup, aren't you?
Should maybe get in touch with el-jeff-eh. He was working at aHonda Toyota dealership last we heard. Make him give you a car at cost, a handy, and 8 minutes with his unicorn.
That should make up for all the spilled poutine gravy.
Should maybe get in touch with el-jeff-eh. He was working at a
That should make up for all the spilled poutine gravy.
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Are you Canadian?
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Wait, did the insurance lady apologize to you when she told you the payoot and buyback?
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Rhetorical
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I bet you apologized to her for having the accident as well.
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Yes.
Yes. She haven't told me the payoot yet, because I had to keep calling to get news. She learned about the car being totalled at the same time I did.
Hm.
Oh hell no.
Hm.
Oh hell no.
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Haha. I chuckled out loud (col?) At that picture.
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shiet pb is back?
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You're just going to blow all the insurance money on hookers and cocaine poutine and maple syrup, aren't you?
Should maybe get in touch with el-jeff-eh. He was working at aHonda Toyota dealership last we heard. Make him give you a car at cost, a handy, and 8 minutes with his unicorn.
That should make up for all the spilled poutine gravy.
Should maybe get in touch with el-jeff-eh. He was working at a
That should make up for all the spilled poutine gravy.
he can probably get you into a good base civic lease for 400 loonies a month
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