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Old 10-31-2017 | 03:51 PM
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for what?
Old 10-31-2017 | 03:51 PM
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oh. wait.
Old 10-31-2017 | 03:51 PM
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nevermind.
Old 10-31-2017 | 04:17 PM
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for what?
You clearly bought the memory erasing option
Old 10-31-2017 | 04:26 PM
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He's on that 120% medical grade.
Old 10-31-2017 | 04:40 PM
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Poor Tobey.
Old 10-31-2017 | 05:03 PM
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Should dress up like a cop and then go harass the preppy white kids over at the local college.


Originally Posted by Majofo
he ded
Ric stole his chick too.
You guise found out my dicks name.....
Old 10-31-2017 | 05:04 PM
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Taco, suck dick, and get rich dying.
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Old 10-31-2017 | 05:05 PM
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Currently awaiting for my 1250 Gal tanker truck to get to my house. Have to go fill da gas up before the tax increase tomorrow.
Old 10-31-2017 | 07:29 PM
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NO SUVS!



I want a car!

You can have my TL for some $$$!!!
Old 10-31-2017 | 08:02 PM
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I don't mean to be a dick, but, yumcha probably makes enough every month to buy your TL... every month

Me thinks he's looking for something newer and a wee bit more upscale
Old 10-31-2017 | 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
He's on that 120% medical grade.
bruh, you can't just keep raising the percent value. Cuz we're gonna end up with 8632578964% medical grade eventually... and think what a major pain in the ass that will be, trying to squeeze it all on the label
Old 10-31-2017 | 08:16 PM
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How about an Audi S4 or S6... Hits 60 in like 3.0 or something!!!



Personally, I want an SUV, I want a Sorento SX
Old 10-31-2017 | 08:25 PM
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FFS Taco. I thought you were an engineer?

Conversion units, man...

Establish that 100% Medical Grade == 1% Canadian Ditch Grade
And 100% Canadian Ditch Grade == 1% Justn Grade.
And 100% Justn Grade == 1% Unicorn Grade.
And 100% Unicorn Grade == 1% Cuck Grade.

So your 8632578964% strain is easy to label as "8.63 Cucks".

Simple.
Old 10-31-2017 | 08:26 PM
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Wait. Civil engineer, right?

N/M. I see why you didn't get that.

That's like Engineering-lite.
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Old 10-31-2017 | 08:27 PM
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Like, even the industrial engineers were like, "nah, bruh, I couldn't do CivE, I want to have a respectable job."
Old 10-31-2017 | 08:28 PM
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And then they went and got a job at Wendy's figuring out where in the lobby is the optimal placement of the drinks machine so as to minimize queuing time before the ketchup dispenser.
Old 10-31-2017 | 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Like, even the industrial engineers were like, "nah, bruh, I couldn't do CivE, I want to have a respectable job."
I'm a plumber
Old 10-31-2017 | 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
I'm a plumber
#MeToo
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Old 10-31-2017 | 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Like, even the industrial engineers were like, "nah, bruh, I couldn't do CivE, I want to have a respectable job."
I know you're just being an asshole, but, I agree. That's why I want out. Badly. Engineering never panned out to be what I thought it would, when I was in school. I was hoping for more opportunity to start a consulting firm eventually, but that's pretty much impossible, unless you have big bucks to start off with. And the risk verse reward isn't that great. And when shit does go wrong, it becomes a fucking nightmare for consultants. And it's a pretty ungrateful job.

fuck, if my dreams pan out, I'll be out of that shit sometime next year. They (all companies) can eat shit with paying their fixed shitty salaries, and eventual glass ceiling unless you're licking the right assholes (that's right yumcha, we whities get hit with a glass ceiling also. It's just a little taller than the glass ceiling I dream of making my own decisions and making my own future and earning as much as the effort I put in. Little effort, little reward. Big effort, big reward. And if it comes down to big effort and little reward, fuck it, keep at it until I get it right. Right?

But until then, I'll continue to grovel for my uninspiring pay check every two weeks. So much reward. So much happy. Happy mindless employees make for the best employees
Old 10-31-2017 | 09:19 PM
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I'll clean your pipes
Old 10-31-2017 | 09:20 PM
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Went total cuck pulling out of Target this evening. Fucking asshole was mad I pulled out in front of him and flashed his lights.

At some point, the dbag realized I had 200 HP on him, but yeah, fuck him. I left him in my dust. #cuckzine
Old 10-31-2017 | 09:20 PM
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My brohams bro and my abroham's broham are both master plumbers.. They make about $200 / hr.
Fuck.
Old 10-31-2017 | 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
My brohams bro and my abroham's broham are both master plumbers.. They make about $200 / hr.
Fuck.
Yeah, i'm not a real plumber. I'm a Chemical Engineer.
Old 10-31-2017 | 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
Went total cuck pulling out of Target this evening. Fucking asshole was mad I pulled out in front of him and flashed his lights.

At some point, the dbag realized I had 200 HP on him, but yeah, fuck him. I left him in my dust. #cuckzine
IOW, you guys pulled over into a parking lot and fisted each other.
Old 10-31-2017 | 09:23 PM
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IOW, you guys pulled over into a parking lot and fisted each other.
Wait, that was you? How long you been a black dude? And why were you driving the Honda Fit?
Old 10-31-2017 | 09:23 PM
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In the buttholes that is.. just to be clear.
Cleaned each other's clocks pipes
and cocks
Old 10-31-2017 | 09:24 PM
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that'll be $200, pay for the whole hour
Old 10-31-2017 | 09:24 PM
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Fit dis dick in yo mouf
Old 10-31-2017 | 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
And then they went and got a job at Wendy's figuring out where in the lobby is the optimal placement of the drinks machine so as to minimize queuing time before the ketchup dispenser.
I mean, I look after the drinking water and wastewater for about 100,000 people, everyday, and everything related to it. Infrastructure design and construction, operations and system maintenance. I don't think I've killed anyone yet. Accidental mega dose of chlorine left in one of the lines?

and for the record, the job sounds much cooler than it actually is. It's frustrating as fuck working in a department were everyone is terrified as shit to make decisions or even remotely stray from the rules. Every approach to anything at all is super conservative and it kills me a little bit everyday. FFS.
Old 10-31-2017 | 09:26 PM
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WTF are you talking about Adam.. don't you make like 150k CAD?
Old 10-31-2017 | 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
WTF are you talking about Adam.. don't you make like 150k CAD?
I am in the 6 figure range, albeit in the lower portion. Still, it's never enough. Not even close. Government pretty much destroys people on taxes here. It's about 37% they deduct when you're in the 100k range. Fucking brutal.
Old 10-31-2017 | 09:31 PM
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And now I'm just aimlessly rambling. Just thinking out loud. Sorry. Let's get back on topic. Dicks, dicks, dicks.
Old 10-31-2017 | 09:34 PM
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Curious- how do rub and tugs work? Like maj, you just mentioned- 200 bucks for the hour... but what happens if you cum in 5 seconds? Do they tell you to fuck off right after? Or do you get to talk about feelings and stuff for the remaining 59 minutes and 55 seconds?
Old 10-31-2017 | 09:36 PM
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I am in the 6 figure range, albeit in the lower portion. Still, it's never enough. Not even close. Government pretty much destroys people on taxes here. It's about 37% they deduct when you're in the 100k range. Fucking brutal.
So you pay Saintor's shitty TLX in taxes every year? Fuck dude.
Old 10-31-2017 | 09:44 PM
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The median individual income in Canada is 26k
The top 10% of Canada is 81k and above
The top 1% of Canada is 191k and above

So just you.. single income home owner (multiple properties right?).. makes.. what 120k.. so top 5%
Is complaining about a glass ceiling.. and not making enough money.
I'll cut your balls off and feed them to Tobey

Oh yeah.. your cost of living (housing at least) is also cheaper than many metropolises
You guys also pay like 0.8% property tax, try 2.5 to 3% here.
And that tax rate is against assessed yearly property value
Shit keeps going up..
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Old 10-31-2017 | 09:47 PM
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cash only, donations, no receipt
no fractional billing, or I tug your nuts for the remainder of the hour
it's not as pleasant as it sounds
Old 10-31-2017 | 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
cash only, donations, no receipt
no fractional billing, or I tug your nuts for the remainder of the hour
it's not as pleasant as it sounds

Will you take a check if it made it out to cash, for "personal" business?
Old 10-31-2017 | 09:56 PM
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Poor Tobey
Old 10-31-2017 | 11:20 PM
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Gawdammit taco. You never closed your parenthesis, you lazy English writing fuck. Are you still posting in an aside streaming of consciousness? Close that shit already.
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