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Gah, that RLX "discussion with Acura Head Regional Jizzgobbler" thread made me shake my head in such apathy that I think I got a headache.
I swear. First thing I'd do if I hit lotto would be to buy a RLX-Shport and just beat the ever loving piss out of it with a crowbar. Maybe get Jay-Z and Kanye to tear apart and rebuild it ala the Otis video.
Then just post a new picture everyday of it sitting in the rain. Or washing it with roofing tar and broken glass. Curb the wheels every time it's parked.
Show that it's just a car and not some sort of majic-relic touched by Jesus H. Acura himself.
Yeah, either PB died (hope not) or he gave up on this place. He's mentioned once or twice of being fed up with certain people on AZ. Didn't think he'd leave though. Hopefully the ninja comes back.
Gah, that RLX "discussion with Acura Head Regional Jizzgobbler" thread made me shake my head in such apathy that I think I got a headache.
I swear. First thing I'd do if I hit lotto would be to buy a RLX-Shport and just beat the ever loving piss out of it with a crowbar. Maybe get Jay-Z and Kanye to tear apart and rebuild it ala the Otis video.
Then just post a new picture everyday of it sitting in the rain. Or washing it with roofing tar and broken glass. Curb the wheels every time it's parked.
Show that it's just a car and not some sort of majic-relic touched by Jesus H. Acura himself.
Ah. That felt good.
That guy is a major fucktard. Fuck him. I'm glad he told that Acura jizz gobbler exactly what HE wants, and talks like he's speaking for everyone. Fuck him. I don't give two shits about a hybrid ILX and TLX.
Of course, all the cock gobblers in that section start thanking one another like the next coming of Jesus happened.
Hey dude, I just checked- my headlights say "stanley" at the inner corner of the lense, along the bottom edge, and they say "HONDA" along the bottom of the edge again, but near the middle of the headlight.
Both logos are on the inside face of the lense (if that makes sense)
That guy is a major fucktard. Fuck him. I'm glad he told that Acura jizz gobbler exactly what HE wants, and talks like he's speaking for everyone. Fuck him. I don't give two shits about a hybrid ILX and TLX.
Of course, all the cock gobblers in that section start thanking one another like the next coming of Jesus happened.
I think I could smell the chaffed skin and discount lotion from all the self-aggrandizing handjobs they were giving each other.
Hey dude, I just checked- my headlights say "stanley" at the inner corner of the lense, along the bottom edge, and they say "HONDA" along the bottom of the edge again, but near the middle of the headlight.
Both logos are on the inside face of the lense (if that makes sense)
thank you kindly!
Picking em up this Friday
Originally Posted by cu2wagon
I think I could smell the chaffed skin and discount lotion from all the self-aggrandizing handjobs they were giving each other.
nahhh bruhh they use premium lotions.. After all, they're driving RLX, the supreme cars of cars..
I think I could smell the chaffed skin and discount lotion from all the self-aggrandizing handjobs they were giving each other.
There really isn't any other way, now is there?
I cannot believe he suggested that all RLX-SH owners should get to do a track day with the new NSX. I like how he totally cuts non-SH owners out (because you know, the RLX-SH owners are about two steps above everyone else), and I like how he thinks that because he drives a 60k car, he's now entitled to track a 250k car for free. for nothing at all. because his car has somewhat, vaguely similar technology.
Because you know, Acura will have tons of these NSXs sitting around, waiting for such events. And with them selling 600ish RLX-SHs per year and with limited tracks across america, how exactly does he foresee everyone getting a turn? It's just about the stupidest thing I've ever read. Yes, lets appease 600 buyers, rather than focus on all other groups that actually make acura money
The track day may not be that far fetched of an idea though. Honda sells what, like 5 RLX-SHs a year, maybe? The rest are rented, oops, sorry, *leased* (that's much more luxury) to suckers.
So sure, take the 5 or 10 real RLX-SH *owners* on a track day in a new NSX.
Or maybe just let them play Gran Turismo Eleventy on a big screen TV since the NSX doesn't, you know, exist ever.
Except he wasn't differentiating between buyers and leasers. I dunno how he equates a 60k car with getting preferential treatment for a 250k car. I'm sure many people could afford a 60k daily driver car. There's no way in hell all those same people could afford a 250k weekend car. That's not even in the same realm.
Could some afford? Sure. But I'm willing to bet it's less than 10% of those 600 buyers/year.
Except he wasn't differentiating between buyers and leasers. I dunno how he equates a 60k car with getting preferential treatment for a 250k car. I'm sure many people could afford a 60k daily driver car. There's no way in hell all those same people could afford a 250k weekend car. That's not even in the same realm.
Could some afford? Sure. But I'm willing to bet it's less than 10% of those 600 buyers/year.
I know he wasn't differentiating and I *really* wanted to bring up the argument just to . But I went into the bathroom and smashed my head against the wall in the toilet instead.
Much more productive; still in the place where assholes congregate.
I know he wasn't differentiating and I *really* wanted to bring up the argument just to . But I went into the bathroom and smashed my head against the wall in the toilet instead.
Much more productive; still in the place where assholes congregate.
01-13-2016, 11:37 AM
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metabolism 
I no wascist! I swear!!
There really isn't any other way, now is there?
. But I went into the bathroom and smashed my head against the wall in the toilet instead.
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