Flipster23

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<p>I'm lacking meat. I better go eat some and leave these damns salads alone.</p>

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

<p>I think I have memory lost...</p>

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

<p>So Justn went to pick up his car from the mechanic.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>5 cumshots says he will hit another curb.</p>

polobunny

Not enough brotein.

Flipster23

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<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>I figured. </p>

cu2wagon

...on the way out of the parking lot.

Just pulls a uturn and drives right back into the service bay...

Write 'er up!

polobunny

That's if he doesn't fuck up the curb trying to "fix" it.

polobunny

I curb rashed my rear right wheel yesterday, fucking tight street, right corner, stupid sidewalk extends too far and I didn't see it. rrrhhhhhhh

Oh well, cheap wheels.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

<p>You guys sure eat out a lot. &nbsp;</p><p>Restaurant food is expensive and loaded with extra sodium and calories. &nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

cu2wagon

You should eat out a lot too.

Protip.

polobunny

Agreed. I eat out once every 3-4 weeks at best. My sad single man cooking is great. Swear.

Mizouse

I've lost plenty of weight and BF while eating carbs.

Carbs are not your enemy. Heck they're your main energy source.

maharajamd

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<p></p><p>I curbed my aspecs a month or so ago really bad. I mean the entire lip on both the front and rear wheels are fucked. I left the moonroof open one night and a spider came down onto my face mid drive. Lol</p><p>I'm waiting until I swap the winter wheels on to have them refinished.&nbsp;</p><p>Fucking sucks though. I feel your pain.</p>

polobunny

You can lose weight eating whatever the shit, it's calorie counting you should be doing. That said, there's easier healthier ways to lose weight than just cutting random shit left and right.

Mizouse

I like eating out.... Women or

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

<p>I eat out 1 or 2 times a month.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>We used to eat out 2-3 times a week</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Cut that shit back when I saw how much money was being spent.</p>

Mizouse

Yup, I do that combined with "clean" eating. Helped me lose over 50lbs and maintain it since 2012.

Fell off the wagon jan of this year and got back into it beginning of July. Since then I've lost 10# and 3% BF.

It's been working for me, so I'll stick to it for now.

Flipster23

iTrader: (15)

<p>I calorie count...</p>

cu2wagon

True. But when hunting for a lunch, going sans-carbs isn't a bad plan (IMO, of course) since you're probably picking them up elsewhere.

Blah, enough with this healthy eating shit. Leta eats some salad!

Mizouse

Yes let's!

TacoBello

Dummy. Your muscles NEED clean carbs, if you have any intention of growing them. Ain't nothing wrong with brown rice.

polobunny

For sure. Carbs aren't bad per se, but they're easier to cut since they're the majority of your calorie intake.
Also fat is very hard to metabolize and without carbs it won't get stocked as much... which is obviously good.

TacoBello

Also- carbs break down into simple sugars as you digest them. Guess what your fruits and veggies are loaded with.

cu2wagon

Don't tell me what my muscle need. I'll tell *you* what my muscle needs.

It needs you to open your mouth and swallow this nut.

*That's* what my muscle needs.

TacoBello

And no, the answer isn't cawk.

TacoBello

Im opening as wide as I can, cul0!!!

maharajamd

iTrader: (1)

<p><img alt="In-n-out Ugh!" src="https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/inoutugh.gif" style="height:26px; width:40px" title="In-n-out Ugh!" /></p>

cu2wagon

:TB:

I tried to clarify. I meant for one meal out when a person wasn't planning for it... Cutting carb won't hurt as you'll likely make it up elsewhere, when you *can* control the quantity/quality a bit better.




Now eat dis dik. It's perfectly balanced carb to protein!

polobunny

Carbs are carbs, but if anything after or prior to an intense workout you'll want simple carbs, if you want longer holding energy you'll want complex carbs.

You could technically become a body builder on a McD diet, but it wouldn't be efficient or logical to do so.

TacoBello

I've been sitting here with my jaw unhinged for five minutes and still no nut. Disappointing, cul0. Disappointing.

polobunny

Did you learn that from your hairy wife? Cause it's terrible.

TacoBello

Exactly. Plus all dem saturated fats, sulphates, nitrates and phosphates in the food aren't exactly great for you.

TacoBello

You forgot fat also. Bish be breaking 400 pounds these days.

I love fat and hairy bishes.

Majofo

Is it the fucking vagina monologues in here? FFS.

I'm here drinking a beer in the office, eating a steak sandwich with fried eggs, slab of bacon, sandwiched between a dozen donuts, watching bangbus whilst rubbing my johnson and wiping my ass with TPS reports.. and make the unfortunate mistake to catch up on the daily shenanigans.

I hope you pek peks have something more interesting to talk about by the time I finish my beer.

polobunny

It's the danger when eating out, you never know what in it really. But nowadays you can't be sure about your meat and veggies at the groceries either...

Why do I keep doing that? All I get is terrible mental images after.

TacoBello

I've got some nut with your name on it

polobunny

Alright Ron Swanson. :ghey:

TacoBello

You started it!!

TacoBello

Should have also mentioned something about watching football, hunting and nailing secretaries in there also

polobunny

Anyway, you guys should look at some Just Rolled Into the Shop
https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/

Always great. Delivers.