The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Trois)
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Okay, so here's a NOGAF story:
Monday evening, grabs one of them rotisserie chickens from the grocery (eh?,
)
Bring that yardbird home and start on some sides.
Bake up about a pound of fresh asparagus in the oven.
Just a little bit of olive oil (extra virgin, of course), some fresh crushed garlic, and a dash of salt (mah blood pressuhs).
Eat chicken (just the breast
) and half a pound of asparagus.
Scene fades to black.
Fade from black, it's at the office on Tuesday.
Staying hydrated because pushing a mouse around and clickclacking the keyboard is serious business.
Pissin like every 45 minutes.
Every time for like 9 hours, it reeks to high heaven of asparapiss.
Don't bother flushing because of the drought - we all do our part!
(chuckle silently at olfactory torturing the cow-orkers)
End Scene.
Monday evening, grabs one of them rotisserie chickens from the grocery (eh?,
)Bring that yardbird home and start on some sides.
Bake up about a pound of fresh asparagus in the oven.
Just a little bit of olive oil (extra virgin, of course), some fresh crushed garlic, and a dash of salt (mah blood pressuhs).
Eat chicken (just the breast
) and half a pound of asparagus.Scene fades to black.
Fade from black, it's at the office on Tuesday.
Staying hydrated because pushing a mouse around and clickclacking the keyboard is serious business.
Pissin like every 45 minutes.
Every time for like 9 hours, it reeks to high heaven of asparapiss.
Don't bother flushing because of the drought - we all do our part!
(chuckle silently at olfactory torturing the cow-orkers)
End Scene.
Also always use the main bathroom so others have to go the trouble going to other ones.
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<p>Or if you is fat....</p><p> </p><p>Order burrito bowl then a side tortilla.</p><p> </p><p>Go home dump burrito bowl contents in a big bowl</p><p> </p><p>Mix</p><p> </p><p>Make your own Burrito, and you will still have left over in your Burrito Bowl.</p>
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Had no time.
Might get a poke bowl with brown rice. Or a chirashi bowl. Maybe chipotle bowl w/ chicken & brown rice.
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He's right you know.
I started going to the gym to get fit, you know doing some step aerobics and riding the elliptical machine.
But all these buff gymbros keep stuffing their musclecawks down my throat and next thing you know, I'm actually *gaining* weight at the gym.
Life is rough some times.
I started going to the gym to get fit, you know doing some step aerobics and riding the elliptical machine.
But all these buff gymbros keep stuffing their musclecawks down my throat and next thing you know, I'm actually *gaining* weight at the gym.
Life is rough some times.
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He's right you know.
I started going to the gym to get fit, you know doing some step aerobics and riding the elliptical machine.
But all these buff gymbros keep stuffing their musclecawks down my throat and next thing you know, I'm actually *gaining* weight at the gym.
Life is rough some times.
I started going to the gym to get fit, you know doing some step aerobics and riding the elliptical machine.
But all these buff gymbros keep stuffing their musclecawks down my throat and next thing you know, I'm actually *gaining* weight at the gym.
Life is rough some times.
cul0...
on an elliptical...
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No rice. Just don't get rice, brown or otherwise. I know that's like a totally foreign concept for 
, but fo real. No rice.
Meat + veg + some salsa (but not all, because check out the sodium content!)
, but fo real. No rice.Meat + veg + some salsa (but not all, because check out the sodium content!)
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that though.Arguably I love rice too, so it's hard to preach not to eat it. I don't eat bread however, fuck those shitty carbs. Bread FTL.
Last edited by polobunny; Sep 18, 2015 at 01:35 PM. Reason: can't not can.