<p>The only way I consistently dropped weight was calorie counting, not because I was counting but I became aware and accountable. &nbsp;That also made me realize that I could force myself to eat &quot;healthy&quot; at a restaurant and it would be more calories than eating like a relative savage at home with shit I cook myself.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Chad...a spider came on your face and you ended up panicking and curbing both your front rims on the&nbsp;entire lip circumference &nbsp;</p>

 

<p>I also count that approach for lunch...</p><p>If you eat lunch out, it'll be a dinner's calorie weight...</p><p>I make a sandwich every day and take it with me to the field.</p><p>Plus, &nbsp;I need to save 4 liquid calories <img alt="" src="https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/embarrassment.gif" title="" /></p>

 

Hi rocko!

I also hate that spider nut.

 

<p></p><p>Adam!</p><p>Happy Friday, my Friend.</p>

 

This right here!

Went on a business trip last month. Everyone joked about me getting salad for lunch. I was like, bish, I'm fixxina drink 2000 calories tonight. I don't need you running your jaw about my lunch!

And then I did

And they were like, oh... That's smart...

 

<p>plus you left the flap at the bottom of your stomach open so the alcohol went straight to intestines...can you say 4 for one drink buzz?</p>

 

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Nothing wrong with brown cawk either..... That's why my ass better watch out.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>My ninja.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>What do you put on your sandwich, I really should start making a sandwich daily.</p>

 

<p>I have to make sure to keep my penis is my pants.....</p>

 

True! By my second Zima I was pretty messed up, had to switch to that Irish beer, O'Douls or something, to finish off the night.

 

<p></p><p>I had just turned right on red in the middle of a curved road that's 45MPH. So I stepped on it and a second later a spider spun his web down off the moonroof and landed on my face. I swatted him off my face but he landed on my left hand. By the time I took care of him, I was grinding on the curb on the passenger side. Both the front and rear passenger side wheels are completely rashed all the way around the lips.&nbsp;<img alt="Bored" src="https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/bored.gif" style="height:15px; width:15px" title="Bored" /></p><p>I blame torque steer... </p>

 

And I thought I was bad lol

 

<p>Yea... I was pissed. My a-specs were mint. </p>

 

I exaggerated a little on my steak sandwich.. it did have a fried egg and bacon, but it had a regular bun. I did eat donuts with it though, so it counts.

I'm literally on my second bottle of beer.. Shiner bock to start, now drinking a root beer float made from NYFRB. I'm eating a pork and cheese stuffed jalapeno wrapped in two slices of bacon at the moment.

Somebody cum rub my penis..
No.. no screwing secretaries and watching Football.. it's fucking Friday and this ain't the 50's. Although I did update my fantasy picks for this week.

 

<p>Steak sounds good...</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Maybe I'll get steak with my ex co worker next month and ask for a BJ to go with it.....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>No no no, TF am I thinking.......</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>She does want the black D though, she's told me.. </p>

 

Real beer float, with ice cream?

Does that nyfrb really taste that much like soda and not beer-beer?

 

<p>I need to update my line up....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Broncos VS Chiefs game was pretty good last night.</p>

 

Jamaal.. get your shit together mang. I'm in a league with 3 of his teammates at UT. I know my boy was upset last night. Every year he picks Jamaal first cuz that's his homie. Even sold his house last year and got him an upgraded multi-million dollar crib on the lake.

Feel bad for that last second pick tho.. he a burner too. You know he didn't want to go out like that.

It tastes more like root beer cough syrup

 

Chad be like.. omg a spider. I'm such a pussy.

 

<p>I need a receiver.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Looking pretty weak right now</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Jordan Matthews</p><p>Keenan Allen</p><p>Eddie Royal</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Hesitant on picking up Marques Colston, NO is playing TB Sunday... But he was weak AF last week...</p>

 

Bruh.. if Coleman is avail.. get him. TB secondary beat the fuck up after Mariota ran through them. I think Coleman should get some good targets breh..

 

<p></p>

 

<p>Fuck tell me why.....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Disrespecting a KBP like that</p><p>&nbsp;</p><div class="item"><a class="js-photo-lightbox" data-listing-id="639415995" data-photo-number="10" data-private-party="false" name="&amp;lid=primary-listing-photo"><img src="http://images.cars.com/supersized/DMI/5250520/010664/10.jpg" /></a></div>

 

Trust Majofo.. Colston the go to.. butt he in his twilight of his career and Coleman is a motherfucking beast on the field. Plus he tall as hell.. might as well be a TE breux.

 

Let's murder this fuck.

 

<p>Found a effin Type S....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>10k WTF is wrong with it, looks good 97k miles, probably needs 105k soon.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Salvaged..... Bitch I'm just going to do a WTB on Azine and ship one.</p>

 

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>12k car is nice. That turned me away... Was like fuck that shit...</p>

 

Salvaged.. if they did the work right, it might be worth it.. but I'd get them down on the price. If it was a half-ass patch job, fugggettaboutttit.

 

A type-s is worth 12K now??? Means my 07' w/ navi must be 10k

 

what's wrong?

(really, I don't know)

 

Almost done for the day!

 

10k..
moar like 34.50

da stinking badges mang.. probably a respray.. lets put them here.

 

Ahhh! I see now.


Such minute details...

 

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Never dealt with a salvage. Is it true that Acura can refuse to do recall work on it?</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>07 W/ Navi Miz is going for around 10, and that's at a dealer, granted it all depends on how many miles you have on it.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>My luck is that I will buy one then J will get rid of his.</p>

 

ssome effing LED bulbs and a PCV valve

nothing special


BRB catching up on the tossin'

 

<p>J's car has inspired me but I don't want to be the only dumbass with a 3G TL....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Because my luck is all you assies that have one will leave...</p>

 

where the fuck is the meat...

 

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>WE just talked about fitness</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Fitness dick in yo mouf dough....</p>

 

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>In my pizants....</p>

 

thje two things i don't get when i go to CHipotle


because


and my gf hates when i afterwards..

 

Flip buys J's TL for the homie price.. J buys V. win win.