And you still came?

 

 

Made for a nice 4 hour nap....

 

He did order an old fashioned

 

Too bad :ladiboi:'s bellini is really a highball

 

 

I once had a FAs spill a drink (coffee!) on me, she didn't soak my lap with anything though so that was bullshit. Last time I take porno for reality.

 

<p>Y'all some amateurs.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Last night 37 mins.... </p>

 

37 mins to find your penis? Wow!

 

I was wondering why the bank teller didn't pull me into the safe, or why I was so confused when I ordered the "chef's salad".

 

Don't forget your elbow support!

Or the delivery guy just looked disgusted when you dropped your towel!

 

That sounds terrible! Ain't nobody got time for that!

 

I feel bad for Flip's wife. 37 minutes of disappointment is a long time

 

Taco: The Ultimate Ride!
$10K

Think about it.

 

What's going on!?

 

 

 

It's ultimate!

 

page 420 bitches..

 

<p></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Pffft, I'm going to have to send you some pics of my pens....</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>You will instantly nut as soon as you see it.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Less then 1 second. Look at phone...nut.</p>

 

<p>Didn't even notice.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>To busy looking at supplements.</p>

 

:theghey:

 

Pg 577 for biches!

:blasé:

 

I thought that was a fox body mustang at first...

 

That poor car. It looks like someone was carrying a bunch of boxes full of random car parts and arts and crafts supplies, tripped, and then just modge podge'd the shit down where it fell. I really dig the fishnets over the lights and in the grills. The teddy bear floor upholstery is a nice touch as well.

Definitely worth the asking price. maybe more.

 

I already bought it

Being delivered by Ferrari itself to my front door step later this week

 

At first, Ferrari wasn't convinced this was one of their own models, but I assured them it was a one-off, approved by Enzo himself.

Once i showed me the steering wheel, they new it was legit.

 

<p>CL is blocked at work.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Can't see shit.</p>

 

Just picture the most retarded car you can, in all black with pantyhose over the headlights, LCD screens hanging from the visors, And fake Ferrari badges glued all over the place

 

<p>Sounds like my kind of car.</p>

 

That's the magic behind it, it can be a lot of things.

Some of it is not terribly done, but the final product is less than appealing.

HELL YEAH! Welcome to the club!

 

Other highlights include:













"Welcome to Atlanta! Where they don't play..."

 

Oh, I can't tell, is that a jockstrap on the shifter?

 

I knew it..

 

and i loved that song too. thanks for ruining it.

cuz we bad boys for life

 

I wonder if that Benz cries itself to sleep every night.

 

Looks like a MT shift boot just hanging there

 

So crabs didn't get his crab leg soaked in butter.. next time crabs.

 

That thing is priceless.

The driver is thinking "please don't let it rain. Please don't let it rain. Please don..."

 

Justin, you're missing the most funny part of the story!