Tell yo lame cuzzo to come up to Austin. San Antone has legit TexMex and some interior Messican food but it's all over the place on the food and drink map. You'll probably just spend your time sweating at the Riverwalk and Alamo.. eff that bruh. Austin is where it's at.

 

Miz.. travels to Europe, meats up with Whiskers. Travels to Austin.. I'm only there for 2 hrs and have wedding shit to attend to, can't meat up. I see how it is..

 

You know what they say about meating your idols. Maybe he doesn't want to ruin the mystique?

 

It was already weird enough trying to explain how I knew whiskers...

My cousin cant go anywhere she's gotta work foo, plus 2 kids to goto school.

 

But yes I don't want to meet up

 

ahh.. kiddos. Well tell her ass to get a job in Austin, better schools.

How you know whisky? He get you poontang in Vegas?

 

Dat ninja Rick met up with me..

cu2.. Doc Rick said I'm every bit as crazy in person as online..
I was trying to be chill, plus I had some bros with me..

I told brohams after that it was my first time meeting Rick and we were eBros.. they were like..
How da fk he know all dat shit about you????

 

I'mma go to the airport and find Miz.. put his name on a tag.. Matthew Leung and Mama Leung.. Oil Can Harry's limo service.. Hold out a bag of salad and some salad tongs (read tongues).

 

You're crazy online?







I just figured you had tourettes!

 

Be wearing cowboy boots and some jeans with the asscheeks cut out. Flannel shirt, arms cut off, tied at the waist...

 

sounds delicious

 

Maybe some assless chaps.. don't want to be corny and perpetrate the wrong stereotypes.

 

True, true. Gotta keep it classy.

 

So YungMoola15 is a wannabe TL owner. Big fucking surprise. Any better lols? You tried hard cul0 but sadly it's ending now.

 

I was sooooooooooooooooooooo certain he was gonna buy this one. I just can't process how this could be happening. I guess even Little Wayne falls on hard times.

But, we'll get another chance in a few months, I'm sure...

 

Unless his uncle strikes. That uncle sure doesn't fuck around for 2-3 days before jumping on a deal.

 

Damn Adam...I know a guy that probably would buy that baby. Fuccckkk...Super nice and I've never been a huge fan/follower of that car.

 

1,500 miles in 3.5 days. So tired. D:

 

 

That's a lot of seat time...
Hi Yum!

 

I had been looking forward to nachos (plain nachos, not fatcat lobster nachos) and a pint of Victory at Sea all week. Go to the pub this evening and they're out (of the beer, still got nachos).

I am Joe's utter sadness and disappointment.

Settled for mediocre (at best) Octoberfest. First world problems, but still problems.

 

Butt lobster doe.......

 

Butt lobster?

Better than butt crabs, I hear.

 

Rock lobster

 

Also don't hate it till you've tried it

 

Not posting the link yet. Still working on convincing wifey

 

Double post. My bad.

 

Well, I just found it.

Tell her.

Tell her someone else knows.

Tell her someone else knows and they're a bad person and they'll do bad things.

Tell her. You need. To buy the car now.

Tell her about it.

 

@justnspace

Sexy stories mang.. Spill it.

 

SpaceCrab: Ay gurl, lemme fillup yo drink.
Her: Um. Okay.
SpaceCrab: Yeah, how bout another...
Her: Um. Okay.
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FIN

 

We'll I'm not hiding it, LOL. If you guys find it, so be it!

 

I'm not exactly sure why, but I feel just a little violated after seeing that.

 

Justn's the one on the bottom.

 

You really need to work on your leveraging and artificial-urgency skills. It's not that *we* know, it's that she needs to think that you need to act now. It's like, um, a shill buyer at the Prada store; she want's that last pair of whateverthefucks and keeps going back and forth... Oh, someone else is looking at them? Better grab them and run to the checkout. But that other person wasn't interested. They're there to feign interest to make the sales.

It's called trickery. Every successful marriage is based on trickery.

 

I need to get rid of one other car first. I have no more room.

Anyone want a TL or a Miata? $34.50. Plus many thousands more.

 

I don't... I don't even...

 

 

 

American Labor Day Holiday Weekend is just about over. Back to "work" tomorrow so I guess it's time to turn out the lights and stare at the ceiling for a few hours.

BTW, I get all my relationship from Dr. Phul. He has a clinic in the industrial part of town in the warehouse offices, next to the mattress recycling place and the aquarium supply store. Solid dude.

 

Dr. Phul? I thought you were seeing Dr. Stikzitinya at the clinic behind the mattress recycling place. Why the sudden change?