polobunny

Booty the groceries like eating.

That's just a polite way to say you're not her type.

Majofo

<p></p><p>Dang.. sucks broseph.. show her a good time. </p><p></p><p>Are you kidding me.. she's filipina. Try not to run out of raincoats. You going to marry this chick. <img alt="" src="https://acurazine.com/forums/images/smilies/embarrassment.gif" title="" /></p>

thoiboi

eat the groceries like groceries..

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

i feel drinks and living with her for a week; it will happen

polobunny

That has to be another one of these fucked up Cali things!

New diet: Eat groceries like groceries


Fucking restrictive man. Might as well not eat

polobunny

You and her ?

If it doesn't happen after a week of being together and drinking then it ain't happening ever.

TacoBello

And if not, just give her the good ol' Cosby treatment

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

taking bets now.

by the 2nd or 3rd day.

TacoBello

polobunny

I know if I said 1st and won I'd be rich with odds like those...




so ima say 2nd and be conservative.

thoiboi

^^

TacoBello

I'd doesn't count if you have to pay her.

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

she's probably more expensive than a prostitute.

i'm already out 100 for the plane ticket. and I plan to buy food and drink for us, and any other fun things for the week


prostitute: $250

polobunny

Lady friends are always more expensive than ladies of the night.


Also why not drive there? That shit is like 3 hours way! Gas is so fucking cheap in TX I'd be drinking it.

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

secret that's not so secret any more; broken TL because Im a bad mechanic.

its in the shop.

polobunny

Fair enough. I feel for you.





It's a sad time when you put gas in the car and you go like "Hmm nice, premium for only 4.62/gal at Costco".

Then you see Texas with like 2/gal.

Wow okay.

Majofo

<p></p><p>Have you dated a filipina chick before? Get your&nbsp;game on point and stroke game right, you'll be sex on the beach by Thurs&nbsp;</p>

Yumcha

Morning.

Majofo

<p></p><p></p><p>details!?</p>

Majofo

<p>by stroke game, I mean rub one out early </p>

Majofo

<p>#2pumpchamp </p>

Majofo

<p></p><p>love you crabs.. allhomo</p>

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

i binded the engine.
becauze justnspace.


in shop getting a used transplant.

TacoBello

What?! What did you do?

Majofo

<p>binded.. as in..?</p><p>J37?</p>

TacoBello

By "binded", do you mean "seized"? Lack of oil?

That poor TL... She's been through so much... When will you take her out to pasture?

Majofo

<p>Don't tell me your oil leak turned into low oil / low pressure.</p>

Majofo

<p>ffffuuuuu!!! I have a spare set of heads. </p>

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

looking for oil leak. only leaked when engine is on. so, oil pump had to be pumping in order to find leak.

tore down timing belt area, because that's where it was leaking.

took crank pulley off.
FORGOT TO INSTALL THE MOTHERFUCKING PIN to the crank bolt.

went to go start her up; and the crank spun out of position.


Game over.

Yumcha

Ouch. Hopefully not too expensive, Crabs.

Majofo

<p></p><p>bruh...........................</p>

TacoBello

Fuuuuuuck.

Majofo

<p></p><p>engines are less than a grand.. some can be had for $400.&nbsp;</p>

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

charge it to the game.
all in all, not too bad.
bought used engine for 650

hopefully mechanic doesnt charge above 650.

polobunny

It'll be like those hippies that releases chimps in the nature after being used for testing through so many years. :')

TacoBello

You've gone through more engines than most people go through wiper blades

Yumcha

Ah, then not too bad...It's a $1000 (at most) lesson learned for J here.


And also, don't join anymore online cheat sites. So, if amberjennifer.com predictably goes online when ashleymadison goes belly up, DO NOT JOIN!

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

yeah, as soon as the crank spun, I was like OH FUCK.

Majofo

<p>You didn't notice it missing when you were lining up the marks?&nbsp;</p>

Majofo

<p>Don't tell me this was after the stuck ratchet scenario.. shiett.</p>