When they come back with a $500 quote, remind them that they *just* installed $1000 worth of parts and you should at least get that out if it.

 

 

What's the deal son? is it over? are you wrapping your pork sausage in a peachy tortilla or a spicy chalupa?

 

spicy chalupa...... I hate summer time, all these whores walking around in hills and short skirts..

 

Mexican girls are freaks and a ton of fun...... but they will snap at you at the blink of an eye.

You'd have her riding you cock telling you she loves, then next minute she's yelling at you because something stupid.

Bi-polar womenz...

Or you have one that you slept with once and then she is stalking you and finding out your cell phone number from who knos where.

 

I like your way of thinking, Flip. Just don't get into a crazy ass payment on a fucking sierra please.

 

Started pressure cleaning the front driveway (it's huge) and the entire sidewalk (I'm a corner lot). Took me an hour and ten minutes including having to bring out the extra hose to connect to the other side of the house.

Any of you that have to pressure clean, get yourselves those 15" round semi professional attachments for your pressure cleaner. That should have been a 5 hour job...

Insane.
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Lol I have myself a little five foot, d cup sized Mexican girl now And I wasn't even looking for a relationship.. We started hanging out and one thing led to another.

I'm not even mad about last months situation.. Everyone has said that the old me is back. They said that I've been absent these last eight years.

 

Go on...

 

No nudes

But they are fantastic

 

5 foot messican with big bewbs sounds like a fucking win, brother. Marry her.

 

Lol she's also very down to earth and enjoys the small stuff in life. She's not materialistic at all which is a nice change of pace.. My wallet will be happier.

We took a drive to Pebble Beach/Monterey, had a picnic lunch at the beach and dinner at Bubba Gump, and she was perfectly happy with that. Win.

 

Mira hermano, ella está fingiendo en este momento. Ella va a cortar los huevos.

 

Something something listen brother.

Something something balls

 

I don't even know you!



That's fantastic B!! With so much history with your ex (does it sound weird to hear that?), I'm sure the emotional bullshit storm isn't over. But I hope you don't deal with too much bs. Take your time though.. rebounds always reflect the best qualities.. not saying she's just a rebound, but don't go knocking her up so quickly.





Hey bros.. $5 footlong says B knocks this messican girl up. Who's in?

 

I believe it's bro.. and deez nuts.

 

I got 5 on it ....

 

Hey... that rcb fucker wrote a sweet love letter in my visitor's messages.

 

Hmm.. edit messages seem to push the page as well.. there's a character limit though..

 

not very original.

 

Gaw, you really are an asshile on the web aren't you

 

I like to test the limit.. then toss the shit out of it.

 

What's funny is that my ex text me while we were out. It made the new girl insecure when she says that she's usually not. I told her that I'm not running back even if she begged.. I just need to go back for the rest of my stuff whenever she decides to unearth it from the garage.

and @ the bets

 

Don't be surprised if your cholita stabs your ex and you..

butt srs B.. messican girls mang! Send us a teaser pic..

 

Messican girls be fertile... They be eating all them beans... My ex ex was messican made her take that morning after pill....

I haz nudes but haz to find them. I'll PM once I find.

 

These people would be best friends with my dad.

Both of my parents at one time were driving a Toyota matrix. About a year ago, my mom was upgraded to a new, one step above base, CR-V (they splurged). So my dad was left with two matrix's.

One is a 2003, base model, 360k km.
The other a 2006, middle model, 120k km.

He's selling the newer one because he can get more money for it.

"But you own both cars already! Why not keep the one with power windows and way less mileage?"

"I can't lose any more money on the 2003. I can on the 2006"



Obligatory CSB

 

 

With ankles behind neck

 

Curious, why did you let her know your ex text you while on the date?

Also, shrimp and Monterrey sounds like my kinda date. Holler at me if it doesn't work out. The most memorable sunset was Pacific Grove...I loved that whole area.!

 

 

Morning.

 

Morning Strider Hiryu.

 

Zanzibar.

 

Bora Bora.....

 

I just learned that my 77 year old Vietnamese neighbor that can't pronounce things very well says my name "Deer Meat"...she's like, oh you have two names..your wife says Jeremy.



I was like, half the time I can't hear you anyway Lon, I just wave and honk!

 

I'm not much of a beach vacation kind of guy, but I'd love to see bora bora...

 

Nudes? Send to Majofo first!!

 

Replaced the rear spark plugs. One of them had a slight oil deposit on the plug. The sway bar was a pain in the ass to remove. I snapped two, TWO, 12mm sockets trying to get that bastard off.

 

It showed up on the screen of my car via Bluetooth

And

 

FUCK YOU TEKMOLOGY!!!!

Why are you signed up for Ashley Madison, babe? is that some sort of purse or something?