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Old 07-10-2015, 02:06 PM
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Good luck to you and have betty video record you going under or coming out of anaesthesia for our pleasure
This is where I would normally repost that .gif of rockstar... But not today.

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Old 07-10-2015, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
This is where I would normally repost that .gif of rockstar... But not today.

Happy Friday RS!
i love that .gif!!!

it looks like he's saying "I love lizards"
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Old 07-10-2015, 02:10 PM
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pls anesthesia video. That'll be a hit.
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Old 07-10-2015, 02:12 PM
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:pb: thought I did it by accident

I was like, fk that, I don't wanna spend a grand or two on knee surgery. Betty was like, you dumbazz, you'd spend it on rims...




heh...rim jobs, y'all hirin?
asking for a friend.

did i do that right, Joe?

now lets go dig up some fence posts!
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Old 07-10-2015, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
:pb: thought I did it by accident

I was like, fk that, I don't wanna spend a grand or two on knee surgery. Betty was like, you dumbazz, you'd spend it on rims...




heh...rim jobs, y'all hirin?
asking for a friend.

did i do that right, Joe?

now lets go dig up some fence posts!
You did it perfect .

Always good to look out for your "friends"
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Old 07-10-2015, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
:pb: thought I did it by accident
Nope nope nope friend, that's exactly my point, making fun of Taco.
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Old 07-10-2015, 02:19 PM
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Just came back from lunch. As I was sitting there, I saw this beauty:



notice the red GTR behind it too

a few cars down was this Turbo Cayenne:


Shitty cell pictures dont do this thing justice. Looks awesome with red on black wheels. There was also a black R32 GTR in the parking lot, but I didn't bother taking pics of it. It was sitting on gold TE-37 reps.. made by Rota. Baller!!
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Old 07-10-2015, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by polobunny
pls anesthesia video. That'll be a hit.
I 3rd this motion. Do it! Do it!
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Old 07-10-2015, 02:22 PM
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I had surgery on my shoulder a few years back. Going under I don't think was all that exciting to see. All they said was "count back from 100". I made it to 98

Coming out though, man, I felt like a bag of garbage. Because I'm so ginormous, they gave me a huge dose of whatever to put me under. Took me hours to get to a normal state after I woke. Groggy as hell.
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Old 07-10-2015, 02:22 PM
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Always have a thing for the R8. I once sat in one, best day of my life after my birth. :')


My brother even took a picture of me at the wheel but like a dumbass he took it while I was adjusting the seat so I'm just looking at my crotch.
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Old 07-10-2015, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
I had surgery on my shoulder a few years back. Going under I don't think was all that exciting to see. All they said was "count back from 100". I made it to 98

Coming out though, man, I felt like a bag of garbage. Because I'm so ginormous, they gave me a huge dose of whatever to put me under. Took me hours to get to a normal state after I woke. Groggy as hell.
Got a hernia as a kid, 10 to 1 they said. Made it to 5, like a champ. Wake up crying, no fucking idea why, next thing I know some nurse is sticking a suppository up my bum. Real fun.
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Old 07-10-2015, 02:24 PM
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Got a hernia as a kid, 10 to 1 they said. Made it to 5, like a champ. Wake up crying, no fucking idea why, next thing I know some nurse is sticking a suppository up my bum. Real fun.
Go on...
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Old 07-10-2015, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Go on...
This just made me laugh out loud in a dead quiet office. You sir, are an excellent degradent.
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Old 07-10-2015, 02:27 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Go on...
That's really when I found out I was actually in Thailand.
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
Go on...
The next 12 years as a butt pirate bottom were not as enjoyable as it might seem.
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was the nurse hot at least?
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I've never had surgery...
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Old 07-10-2015, 02:38 PM
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do you want a suppository anyway?
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My dads best friend had an R8, then he bought a Bentley. Sitting in the garage collecting dust. Registration on the Bentley 3-4 years ago was $1500, if my maamory is correct.
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Old 07-10-2015, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
was the nurse hot at least?
I don't know for you but my butt and my eyes are on opposite sides. She caught me by surprise, slipped me one in a jiffy. Wasn't the first time she's done this.
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
:pb: thought I did it by accident

I was like, fk that, I don't wanna spend a grand or two on knee surgery. Betty was like, you dumbazz, you'd spend it on rims...




heh...rim jobs, y'all hirin?
asking for a friend.

did i do that right, Joe?

now lets go dig up some fence posts!
Fuck, this post haz me dyin ova here.
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Old 07-10-2015, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by polobunny
I don't know for you but my butt and my eyes are on opposite sides. She caught me by surprise, slipped me one in a jiffy. Wasn't the first time she's done this.
Ass up face down?
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Old 07-10-2015, 02:43 PM
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Ass up face down?
I was the little spoon.
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When I was going to be a correctional officer, the doctor stuck his finger up my ass.

Bastard.

He fondled my nuts too. I've never been the same since.
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I can't stand the texture of Oatmeal or the taste. Taste like old woman vagina.
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
When I was going to be a correctional officer, the doctor stuck his finger up my ass.

Bastard.

He fondled my nuts too. I've never been the same since.
Ah yes, the classic "cough while fondling balls".


I've also seen that exact item on a bad chinese engrish menu, now that I think about it.
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
I can't stand the texture of Oatmeal or the taste. Taste like old woman vagina.
Bro, you need to eat better "oatmeal"
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Old 07-10-2015, 03:04 PM
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Where can I find this better oatmeal.
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Old 07-10-2015, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
Where can I find this better oatmeal.
OK, I'm a little uncertain so here's both:

Better Oats
4 cups boiling water
1 cup steel cut oats
Simmer for about 20-25 minutes depending on how soft/firm you want it.
Add:
6-8 oz. maple syrup (Vermont or nothing!)
1/4 - 1/2 tsp ground cinnamon (based on your preference)
~1/2 tsp vanilla extract

Makes ~6- 3/4 cup servings

Optional:
Add some milk or cream before eating to +creaminess
Add some blueberries or strawberries to +healthy antioxidants

Better Vag
The local University is a good start, as is the treadmill at the gym.

Optional:
Church if that's your sort of thing.
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Old 07-10-2015, 03:22 PM
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Vermont.


Please, Canadian maple syrup. It's not the world best for nothing. Hussle hard and get some of that shit imported.
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Old 07-10-2015, 03:34 PM
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Oh boy. Maple syrup is one of my sacrilege topics. Let's agree to disagree and we can stay eFriends. Or, I'll concede that I mean VT syrup is best USA syrup and you can continue to think what you think and we can both leave Thunderdome alive.

Or this'll get messy.

Sticky if you will. because syrup
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
Oh boy. Maple syrup is one of my sacrilege topics. Let's agree to disagree and we can stay eFriends. Or, I'll concede that I mean VT syrup is best USA syrup and you can continue to think what you think and we can both leave Thunderdome alive.

Or this'll get messy.

Sticky if you will. because syrup
Well so is mine, I am French Canadian after all. I've had some good maple syrup when I went to Vermont, but you have to realize Quebec alone produces 3/4th of the maple syrup in the world. Vermont is the largest producer in the States though, so they definitely have a good thing going on for them.

The harsh cold of Quebec is what makes the maple syrup so delicious.
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Canada is world renowned for our maple syrup. Can't fuck with us when it comes to syrup. Why do you think we are so good with salad tossing? It all makes sense now, doesn't it?
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
OK, I'm a little uncertain so here's both:

Better Oats
4 cups boiling water
1 cup steel cut oats
Simmer for about 20-25 minutes depending on how soft/firm you want it.
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The local University is a good start, as is the treadmill at the gym.

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Syrup

Idk I try to stay away from treadmill girls unless they shower afterwards.
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Syrup

Idk I try to stay away from treadmill girls unless they shower afterwards.
Ain't nothing wrong with some sweaty clam!
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...aaannnd, I'm out! Weekend, bizatch!

Don't burn the place down...

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Betty worked at the training academy for corrections for a couple years...
she gots stories.

Thanks Kevin...
Joe...
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AdamluvsCock

Y'all have a great weekend.

Setting alarm, renting a fucking jackhammer to take out the old posts...we got most out, but they were so rotten most have no leverage to get the rest out...I'm too old to sacrifice my back to save the $67 rental fee for the day!
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Betty worked at the training academy for corrections for a couple years...
she gots stories.

Thanks Kevin...
Joe...
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AdamluvsCock

Y'all have a great weekend.

Setting alarm, renting a fucking jackhammer to take out the old posts...we got most out, but they were so rotten most have no leverage to get the rest out...I'm too old to sacrifice my back to save the $67 rental fee for the day!


Good luck with the work! I'll be fixing my handbrake under the morning sun tomorrow~
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