DMX sold MDXs?

 

wait, he peddled kids on stolen BMXs out of the MDX..

 

You know that post that just made.. talking about admittedly liking girly shit.. just don't. Keep that shit to yourself.

 

Well considering how angry and aggressive he is...he probably bullied lotsa people to buy it...hence why the MDX sold decently.


Customer: "I'm not sure...can we think about it?"
DMX Acura Salesguy: "WHAT?!?!??!?"
Customer: *oh my god, he's gonna shoot me* "Okay, okay...where do I sign?!??"

 

"X gon give it to ya!"

 

 

The best part of this post...

is that I almost went back and quoted Justin before posting that.

 

34.50

 

"Don't speak! I know just what you're sayin, so please stop explaining. Don't tell me cuz it hurts"

#pbsinginginthecar

 

Seriously, if a thuggish rapper-esque dude tried to sell me something, I'd buy it.

I ain't gonna get killed for nothing.

 

But, if the thuggish rapper-esque dude was ...pffft, I'd slap him a few times with a robot and ask him why he not a dentist/doctor/computerguy and lecture him for being a Chigger.

 

Why you not doctor?

 

yeeaaaaaaarhgme?

 

I DO!

 

@J

Be a man...

 

 

I cant do accents.....

and one of my friends is from Louisiana and can say "yaaaearme" really really good.

me, not so much....yaheardme?

 

Because I fail.

 

at least you not civil engineer..

 

Nilly, do me a favour- never compare us ever again. You're insulting me.

 

ah.. finally TBC isn't so uptight. loosened up should we say..

 

Civil engineers are the equivalent of societies butt plug.

 

I should have majored in civil..

 

The lack of lube forces one to loosen up ASAP. Or else...

 

 

favour

 

penis

 

flavourful

 

mouthful

 

we like our silent U's

 

pourfavour

 

delicious

 

cUnt

 

 

aw, I thought this would get a chuckle.

Nilly, you're all over the map with your cars. Del Sol is cool, but good luck finding one without rust. Plus, older Hondas just don't feel like newer ones. The 80s-90s Honda manual shifters feel sloppier than Js butthole, compared to anything after 2002. Plus, at a bare minimum, it needs the B16 engine- you could get that engine stock on some models, but they were rare due to price. Most others had the D series engine. By today's standards, a B16 is slower than death. I'd suggest going up to a B18c1 or B18c5. You'll appreciate the small bump in torque, as the 111lbft the B16 puts out is brutal.

Really though, the way to go is a K20, but they're still pricey to swap. Much cheaper than years ago, but you still have to buy a lot of parts to make it work. The good thing is that it's pretty much plug and play these days. Just make sure you have cash to go that way.

I remember a guy in highschool would drive his Del Sol pretty damn hard. He twisted the frame driving with the roof off He took a piece of string and put it diagnol across the roof. one side was tight. The other side had a sag. Whoops!

 

My butthole is tight. I clench.

 

Don't kid yourself.

 

its so tight, i couldnt penetrate

 

Where's that hotdog-thrown-down-the-hallway gif, when i need it?

 

That was his belly button.