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Old 02-17-2015, 05:46 PM
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Haha, you use condoms?
Don't be a dummy cum on her tummy.
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Old 02-17-2015, 05:47 PM
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On a completely unrelated note, wifey is pregnant AGAIN. No idea what the hell is going on...

Oh well, better get the coat hanger...
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I can't recall who used that before.
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On a completely unrelated note, wifey is pregnant AGAIN. No idea what the hell is going on...
You too huh?

What number is this?
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AO #bitcheslovechrome #Idriveachromedoutcivic is back at it again.

https://acurazine.com/forums/ramblin...-926001/page5/
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He uses a tube sock.. let's be real guys
Yeah, of course. Using real condoms is like buying premium gas
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Old 02-17-2015, 05:49 PM
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he's ex-marine right? I read the thread with him in the police execution thread and wow.....
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AO #bitcheslovechrome #Idriveachromedoutcivic is back at it again.
Post the link!!
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Old 02-17-2015, 05:50 PM
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Post the link!!



You got to my post before I posted the link.
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
You too huh?

What number is this?
Number is same age as wifey. Eleventeen.
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Old 02-17-2015, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Flipster23
I can't recall who used that before.
me fool.

butt, i cant take credit for it, as i probably heard it from some one else
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oh.. haha we were referrign to the same thread ...

fuck why am i still at work its almost 7..
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Old 02-17-2015, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by justnspace
me fool.

butt, i cant take credit for it, as i probably heard it from some one else
I should have known it was you. LOL
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
oh.. haha we were referrign to the same thread ...

fuck why am i still at work its almost 7..
It's not almost 7. You're in Southern Cali it's only 4.
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It's not almost 7. You're in Southern Cali it's only 4.
I'm working in Florida
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
I'm working in Florida
Damn. Go home, I know I'm about to.
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Old 02-17-2015, 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
he's ex-marine right? I read the thread with him in the police execution thread and wow.....
I gotta admit, I don't really disagree with him. Plenty of shady cops out there getting away with shit. Of course I don't expect most of you gun nuts to understand...
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Old 02-17-2015, 07:32 PM
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I hug trees while shooting people.
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Old 02-17-2015, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
All disciplines have management levels. Especially engineering. Hell, half of engineering is a management discipline. If anyone wants to move up and make more money, they HAVE to get out of the technical and into the management side.
Those that can do, engineer.. those that can't, mis-manage.


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I had some noob PM me saying that I should aplogize to the ILX community. *Delete message*
Looks like we're taking a trip to ILX..

Originally Posted by GKinColo08TL
You guys should read the Bimmer forum...they should make people take a test before selling them a BMW!
Are you completely unaware that bimmers are associated with tools.. cocks if you will. It holds back the sales of bimmers by 40%

I really like the 335i but I don't want to look like a cock

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I'm sure Maj has them. He claims to keep that file.

I haz them all.. ask Justn.

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On a completely unrelated note, wifey is pregnant AGAIN. No idea what the hell is going on...

Oh well, better get the coat hanger...

I'll jam that coat hanger up your ass, hook it through your brain and pull it out your pee hole.
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Those that can do, engineer.. those that can't, mis-manage.
Me gud enjinear!
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Old 02-17-2015, 08:13 PM
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HOly crap.. this reminds me of that TL, red car racing against the truck thread.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v...558435&fref=nf
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Originally Posted by Majofo

I'll jam that coat hanger up your ass, hook it through your brain and pull it out your pee hole.
Now why would I do that? The baby isn't inside me. Someone clearly didn't pay attention in biology class in highschool...
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Old 02-17-2015, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
HOly crap.. this reminds me of that TL, red car racing against the truck thread.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v...558435&fref=nf
Holy shit. Wow. Apparently the driver survived too? That's some crazy shit!!
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Old 02-17-2015, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Those that can do, engineer.. those that can't, mis-manage.
holy fuck... that's every project and client I've had...ever.. Maj you're a fucking genius
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Number is same age as wifey. Eleventeen.
At least it ain't fifty-twelve.
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Are you completely unaware that bimmers are associated with tools.. cocks if you will. It holds back the sales of bimmers by 40%

I really like the 335i but I don't want to look like a cock
Wait?, What? I thought I looked like a dick? Old limp dick.
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Old 02-18-2015, 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
Me gud enjinear!
If it ain't broke, find out what makes it work by breaking it.

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Wait?, What? I thought I looked like a dick? Old limp dick.
Are you a big limp dick tho?

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holy fuck... that's every project and client I've had...ever.. Maj you're a fucking genius
Hey, this guy graduated at the bottom of his class.. let's give him a shot. He probably knows just enough to understand what's going on, and probably partied his way through school so he's cool to be around.

Even though he's an imbecile, let's make him manage the project and pay 2-3x the hard working grunts salary, plus 250% bonus and profit sharing. He'll plunge us far past feasibility, kill planning and pressure everyone to still make target.

He'll pull everyone into 4-1hr meetings daily to make sure everyone knows what they're doing, and question them on how they do it, to ensure they understand that he doesn't know shit even though they spoon feed him.

While everyone makes up the wasted time in meetings by working into the wee hours daily putting in 80-100 hr weeks. He'll be sure to clock out at 4:45PM daily (to beat the stressful traffic of course), except Friday where he cuts out at 3PM, so he can have a life and be well rested to fuck everyone elses upcoming work week.
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hollar for a dollar
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feelin' better today ol' justin boy?
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nickel for a pickle
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feelin' better today ol' justin boy?
tons!

lasted a freaking week.
fuck you chest cold.
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I coughed all night.. I thought I was dying from TB


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doc holiday!!!


funny story, as a young boy i had asthma.
my pops and I watched tombstone and from then on, he referred to me as doc holiday
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great! seems like it somehow passed on to me.. fucking ramblings thread.. slept almost 10 hours last night (TWICE what I usually do!) and woke up coughing up some disgusting shit..
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you're going to feel a lot worse before you feel better.

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you're going to feel a lot worse before you feel better.

Is that a promise baby?
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Are you a big limp dick tho?
Well, it is big, cuz you know when you get old it stretches.
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Well, it is big, cuz you know when you get old it stretches.
I thought that only pertained to women.... Gary is there something you're not telling us..
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