Ain't that the truth. When I bought the car at BMW of Austin I talked to he Used/Internet Sales manager on the phone several times. When I flew down there he was busy, so this 30 something hawt redhead helps me finish the deal. Then the finance person is a hawt brunette...I almost bought a new M5 instead of the one I got. Not really but they worked me hard to sell me an extended warranty and prepaid maintenance plan. No thanks, I'll never service the car through BMW. Hot redhead says that will void your certified warranty. I say bullshit, not in Colorado, if you have the service done by a certified shop then they have to honor the certified warranty. And I told her that is probably also the case in Texas. I did buy oilchanges and blowjobs though.

 

Yep, I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that wagon.

 

Yakety Sax would have been the PERFECT BG song for that...

 

:soory: Gary.





No I'm not. Anyone can build character at any age.

 

I think Saintor may have a bullseye on the back of his head...

 

bro... Saintor is old news..


even i know that

 

I'd give my left nut to swap my training for that one

 

it can't be worse than basic training right? ?

 

someone trading nuts? I'm in!

 

True, but he's been fairly quiet for a while now...

 

I'll trade my 2 old nuts fer one youngun nut?

 

You'll have to ask my wife. She keeps them under lock and key

 

She says she likes my old nuts...

 

Well I wouldn't doubt that, but if you want to trade, you have to ask her. I have no access.

 

Are they blue?

 

always...

 

In a world with Tinder, no man should have blue balls..

 

Busy day. How's everyone?

 

Hi Yumry.
Good, man...you?

 

Yamcha..keeping it fresh with avi's I see

 

his avi has four gaping holes... on the face alone

 

I love my car. I really do, so someone talk me out of flipping my car and getting an S2K..like now..

 

Bruh, you should get a s2k!

 

Well that's all I needed to hear!


My wife says you're not helping..

 

Only get an S2000 if you can also keep your type S.

 

Ha ha! Your edit made me LIMH.

 

If I didn't have the bike I'd may be able to swing that...alright then

 

Don't be a retard!

 

FYeah... Bike > *

 

I'm gonna hit you up in 3 years for a job so I can get on your level! I loved Florida, hopefully you'll have room for a software developer with a minor in Cyber Security





..I'm serious too..

 

I know! It's just like I was saying in the other thread I hate the off season...I start having crazy thoughts ..

 

my level? I have 3 old ass hondas!!! That ain't nothing!
Sounds good, man...I will guide you to all the good neighborhoods!

 

You sound over qualified for the fluffer position J would get you.

It also sounds like you need to move to a place that doesn't have an "off season". Like somewhere below the 34-deg latitude.

 

Yeah all the old ass honda's I want..next you're gonna roll up in a NSX. [whitevalleygirl] I would literally die[/whitevalleygirl]





self reported..

We all gotta start somewhere. And I'm not done with the degree yet so we'll see how overqualified I'll be..

 

NSX...I wish.

 

Got to finally see one up close at a gas station. I went full retard. It was an old guy and he was really nice and answered all my stupid questions "So...do you like it?"


Was all as he drove off

 

I'm sure he didn't mind...
he was probably as fascinated by a Scottish Black guy named Walter...like, "do you like it?"

 

Truuuue..alright, that's it for me boys. Gotta go to sleep for this dumbass training in the morning

 

MOTO TRAINING!!!

brrrp brrrrrpp brrrp brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp.

 

I'll have a Nsx when I become a manager 2... Give me 6-7 years..