No i still hate this job with a passion.

I hate it so much that I hid my guns from myself. Can't trust myself with them

 

also I think I've resorted to eating...

 

teh fuck

have you tried applying elsewhere.. sheesh.

 

 

Where's Anil.. he hasn't been here in a while.. did he travel back to his homeland?

 

 

 

Whose the bitch?

 

my coworker with the dog.

and that's rude Majofo.

 

...

 

you slackin' crabs.. I sets you up..

Who's..

 

co-worker is hots.. have you dipped your penis in the company ink?

 

hurry up and next page this motherfucker.
she sometimes see's me browsing on acurazine

 

@ Crab's coworker...

 

Ask her if she wants to see my...robots.

 

^you know I use your lines all the time right???



"Wanna see my devastator?

she can jessica alba me any day. "

are my favorites

 

Hey, those are some gold originals.

 

And Crabs, it's: "Jessica can Alba me, anyday."


Syntax: [First Name Value] can [Last Name value] me, anyday.

 

So, as an example: TL can CRUZN me, anyday.

 

Without "Devastator"...

 

With "Devastator"...

 

SUPAH GATTAI...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Who says robots don't have fun?

 

^ That's ridin' "Devastator" to victory.

 

 

Ask rockstar...that's his thang.

 

 

I am in Malaysia again guys.


That makes WD DIKCRUZN, J is TWLCRUZN, Maj is RAPCRUZN (Representing both the love for hip-hop as well as raping faces.), and Yum is BOTCRUZN.

I laughed so hard at this.

 

Nope, no idea!

 

Ms Cruz, you'll find that you enjoy visiting here more and more. You have a sense of humor, that's always refreshing.

Maj, funny...Betty almost ended things with me over a text when I first met her. I figured everyone must know quotes from movies. I texted her "bishes runnin wild" in response to something...then I didn't hear back from her for 2 days. I was like, ummmm...it was a movie. She was like, "oh no you dientt...lose my number".

Then I respected her wishes, which in turn made her come crawling back

 

say hello to my famiry

 

Awesome, Vlad! Eat lots of satays!!!

 

Run Justin, RUNNNN

 

You're serious, J!?






LMFAO at the robot pics

 

A million percent...I told Juan, haven't heard from her since yesterday. He's like, what did you say...told him and he's like...does she know the movie? I said, don't know..."doh...she probably thinks you're calling her a bish"...I was like, damn!

Then he said...well bro, knowing you, if she can't take that kinda joke, she can't take the full force of ranchy nasty Jeremy...just cut her loose.

PS, saw Brian yesterday...he told me about your bumper. Glad he's going to help you out...your poor butt.

 

Poor Betty. I'm glad she came back.

Yeah, I'm glad he's able to help too. Still waiting for the insurance to call me back though, if they don't call by this afternoon I'm calling them.

 

48 hours is up, no?

 

 

I'd rather a beer, Mizzy.