Majofo

or Spiczine..

pinche' mojados

Majofo

Also.. nobody has seen the pages in my notebook. You'd go fucking blind, your balls would explode and you'd piss and shit yourself until you became a vacuum of your own non-existence.

Franchise1124

Yumcha

Ron A could handle it. So, could the IS350. Don't be so boastful.

Yumcha

And for the record, no one is more racist than me.

Majofo

Well of course.. In fact, my notebook is only the thoughtful meddlings of what I imagine would be in Ron A's notebook. My feeble mind couldn't actually fathom the darkness that lies within.

And true, I put my notebook into the glove compartment of an IS350. It devoured it, and blew it through it's exhaust pipe in a horrid stench fireball that burned my eyebrows off. I started a new notebook.

Yumcha

The IS350's user manual is like the Necronomicon...open at your own risk.

DefMunkie

When I was young I was told if I masturbated that something similar would happen....It turned out to be a glorious feeling once I built up the courage to go forth and plunder.... so can I haz a copy?

Majofo

Page 1.. the art of salad tossing.

Yumcha

-Spiderman...



By default, he's already better than the gwai-lo version of Spiderman.


See? Racist.

Franchise1124

Wait is this your notebook or UD's?

Yumcha

So, should really be Ricederman.

Majofo

ricedamandesu

Yumcha

1. Art of Tossing Salad

Step 1: Select the vegetable(s) of your choice. Remember, not all vegetables are good to consume raw. Also, ensure it is fresh and note that taste can be better if the vegetable was cooled in the fridge. Crisper overall taste.
Step 2: Ensure the vegetable(s) of choice are properly rinsed in water. Use a spinner to dry and then cut or tear the vegetables into smaller portions.
Step 3: Place the vegetables into a large bowl.
Step 4: Add dressing of choice. For additional flavor, croutons may also be added.
Step 5: Pick up bowl and flick in a forward-and-back motion to toss. Try to toss the vegetables quickly using consecutive movements to help capture a greater amount of air in the sauce, making it more tasty.





Pffft.

Majofo

Uhh... yeah.. something like that.

Majofo

There's a peanut sauce involved in mine, butt.. pretty close.

Undying Dreams

iTrader: (3)

Hello.

Franchise.

Yumcha

I enjoy wasabi dressing. Don't like the gwai-lo flavors.




See? Racist.

swoosh

iTrader: (5)

whats this salad you talk about

DefMunkie

nom nom

Yumcha

Wait...does "tossing fried chicken" mean something to you internet weirdos?

Yumcha

Soon, "grill some burgers" is going to mean taking a pee while pick some guy's nose erotically. So lame.

Yumcha

"Steam some rice": eat curry-flavored chips while slapping a fat guy's butt.



Yes.


Again, so stupid.

Yumcha

<--- Will NEVER understand the "toss salad" rage/hype/meme...

Yumcha

"Eat a breathmint and jubejube": Drive your car fast, piss your pants, and lick your friend's finger.

Yumcha

"Gargle mouthwash": Walk a tight-rope, pick your nose, and try to squeeze a guy's big toe erotically.

Yumcha

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

lol at "steam some rice"

Yumcha

I'm going to a :ghey: bar and going to pick up someone that looks cool (important) and ask him seductively if he wants to steam some rice.


:ghey:

Majofo

I once had my rice steamed in buffalo NY

Yumcha

Cool. You ever try gargling some mouthwash?

Yumcha

I'm going to ask if my wife will eat a breathmint and jubejube with me later.

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Just ate the most delicious bbq...pulled pork and baby ribs. G'amn a nap.

Undying Dreams

iTrader: (3)

Nice. I was craving a turkey sammich for some reason.

So I got turkey, provolone and honey mustard on a sub.

justnspace

iTrader: (1)

bullshit.

texas or kansas.
not florida.

Majofo

florida bbq probably consists of bologna and a packet of ketchup

rockstar143

iTrader: (6)

Yeah, because nobody that lives in Florida could have experience in BBQ or maybe comes from a place with a BBQ heritage.

I now want to sleep.
I now have mud butt.

Franchise1124

So simple but so good

Majofo

I had a cuban sandwish today.. slipped my pickle in the middle.

Undying Dreams

iTrader: (3)

Indeed. I like my food very plain. None of this lettuce, tomato BS.

J knows.

Yeah I want a turkey wrap, okay what would you like on it?

The turkey...oh and some cheese I guess. Okay what else? Nothing.