If they made a movie about the IS350, it would have more sequels than Twilight.

 

talking about movies, I used to love this short "movie" on the m3

 

Nice. I enjoy a good eSucking.

My penis is quite large as well. I can palm a basketball, wear size 14 shoes, and can kick the top of a door frame.

I did eat pineapple and shell fish. I always mix in fresh pineapple in my protein shakes. It's dense and stays at the top but adds good texture. I also ate 3 lbs of spicy crawfish on Saturday. They we're big. I sucked the yum yum juice out of the head and ate the claws as well.

Mmmm...

 

On a related note, pics of said pants justn. We want to see the bulge.

 

Well, time to go -ing...shoulders and back today.

 

^^^ good pick...now you have an excuse for your sore back

 

the TLX needs to come out already so people can stop speculating.

"what if the TLX comes with good years, because thats what I saw in the "style" magazine"
fuck up you idiot...the TLX hasnt even come out yet and it doesnt matter the tire brand because auto manufactures usually put the cheapest tire on

 

Eh, most fucktards talking about the TLX could hardly buy a 10 year old TL.

 

also.. good years?

I was like.. wtf are you talking about.. but then read tires. It's goodyear you dumbfuck. How the fuck can you judge tires when you don't know how to spell them.

I have a 15 year old set of Firestones that will blow you away.

 

^^^

sooo true....

but yeah am not digging the TLX unless when I see it personally, I see something that I dont in the images....i know for sure that the price doesnt impress me at all...

 

rage typing = grammatical errors.

 

lick you, Justin!!!

Maj...that makes sense, man. I appreciate you thinking ahead like that.

 

I thought you copied some douchers post.

My response was to said doucher.

 

I'll settle this: You're all douchey douches.

 

i paraphrased.

i just dislike speculative car talk.
no one knows, ya ijiots!

 

that's actually why I DESPISE any and all theoretical car race threads...

STFU, too many variables. Pointless discussion.

 

unless you have the theoretical slips to prove it...

 

i love paper racing!! lol
mainly because i win

 

 

Me too...

I absolutely LOVE coming into those threads and taking massive sarcastic sh*ts on all discussions occurring about how my TL just ran a 11 second quarter mile or left a diablo in the dust on the highway.

and the best part, those mofo's get heated as IF they are actually racing.

Should be a discussion on how fast you can get the other guy to get mad at you.

 

this game is called I win.

 

Noooo mother trucker. This game is called I WIN.

 

I got next.

 

You don't win unless you have an IS350. Get it right.

 

I stand corrected, yum. Many apologies.

 

Good. Nice to know you're learning.

IS350Dunce will be proud of you.

 

I only seek praise from those I respect

 

Did somebody ask for a raise?

 

I did. My boss told me to PFO.

 

Another one?!?! Jeez, my mouth is getting sore!

 

I did. Another $10 an hour would be great.

 

How can you not respect a person driving the incomparable IS350!??!??

 

If Paul Walker and his buddy were hooliganning it in an IS350 @ 45MPH and plowed into a tree and etc.?


The tree would be dead.

 

They'd go so fast...they'd go THROUGH the tree.

 

The tree would move out of the way to avoid having any part of that ghey ass car touch it.

 

BLASPHEMY! HOW DARE YOU CALL THE IS350 OF THE :ghey:...?!?!?? The Lexrus Gawds will smite thee for it.

And IS350Dunce will meet you for coffee.

 

...on Grindr right now looking for his current location. Hopefully it's close!

 

and before you all start talking shit. I ONLY created a Grindr account so I could meet Austin.

 

:ghey: