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Old 06-21-2018, 11:00 PM
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Kurt has no rugrats
Yeah, well with a shattered groin from that hammer impact, he probably has no ability to sustain an erection either.

Guess that's one type of precursor to buying an Audi and going full on cuckold.
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I'm hungry and ive already had breakfast
That's an every day thing for me
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Kurt has no rugrats
Kurt is missing out

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it's an every day thang when you let your nuts hang?
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Summer time in the LBC?
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Summer time in the LBC?
More like Bum time with a BBC
A cautionary tale from Kurt

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Old 06-22-2018, 10:45 AM
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Sigh... been looking for my resume but apparently I had it saved on only one USB stick and now I can't find it anywhere

But... I did find an old jump drive, from like 2008. Found this photo on there. Brought me back to the good ol' days. 1992 Acura Integra GS-R with the incredibly rare B17 engine... before, and after my friend was hit by a drunk driver while stopped at a red light.



It's crazy the rear hatch glass didn't shatter. Rear wheel was butted up against the back of the driver's seat
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Anyone know where I can find a good resume template for a project manager? Everything I'm coming across seems... I dunno... too modern? casual? I'm not even sure. I've seen plenty of templates with people putting their photo on their resume. Is that normal these days? Seems strange. I see all these fancy background designs and stuff... doesn't seem overly professional... but am I wrong?
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Heyyy...Taco is back!
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
Anyone know where I can find a good resume template for a project manager? Everything I'm coming across seems... I dunno... too modern? casual? I'm not even sure. I've seen plenty of templates with people putting their photo on their resume. Is that normal these days? Seems strange. I see all these fancy background designs and stuff... doesn't seem overly professional... but am I wrong?
Dafuq? No...no picture.

I still use my basic version where there's a very VERY brief overview section, then it goes straight to my experience/achievements followed by education then references.
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Old 06-22-2018, 11:05 AM
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My resume is a photo of my cock
Works all the time for me, multiple offers
YMMV
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Most companies trash resumes with a photo on it
Because it can be deemed discriminatory
Not mine though, reasons
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If a CV arrived in my inbox with a photo, it's as garbage as one with a typo.

Not being sarcastic. So, no pictures.

WTF-sorta weird trend is that? Must be a Canadian thing.
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remember a lot is two words.
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Agree - no to pics on your resume unless the interview is on that notorious couch.
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ok, so I'm apparently not going crazy.

yumcha, I was just searching for PM resume templates online... couldn't believe the shit I was seeing. The only reason I'm not using my existing template (used an old resume from 2005 that I kept updating over the years) is because I originally got it from my brother... and I'm looking to apply for a position where he is the boss

we've worked together previously at a consulting firm... we are able to work together quite well and keep our personal issues/lives separate from the work at hand.
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Ah nepotism.. probably don't even need to give him an old fashion.
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Not overly... HR still calls all the shots, not him.

He didn't tell me about the position, he doesn't know I'm applying for the position, and he can't influence HR in one way or another to give me any sort of advantage. Gubbermint doesn't like nepotism here, very much

It was more nepotism at the Consulting firm we worked at, than this scenario.
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And yes, I'm *still* working on the businesss, on the side. I thought it would have launched by now, until I started learning about what it actually takes to run a business

But... was able to finally find someone suitable to get things going... figured out the cash flow and it looks like I'll need a job to keep things going for the first 14-20 months. Now we are looking for angel investors, to spend their money, not ours
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happy flyday ya hoes


welcome back TB for now...
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OOooOO that made me hungry for some fly lice
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He's just out here living mas & shit
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Originally Posted by TacoBello
And yes, I'm *still* working on the businesss, on the side. I thought it would have launched by now, until I started learning about what it actually takes to run a business

But... was able to finally find someone suitable to get things going... figured out the cash flow and it looks like I'll need a job to keep things going for the first 14-20 months. Now we are looking for angel investors, to spend their money, not ours
a little modesty...
I dig this Taco.
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a little modesty...
I dig this Taco.
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i'm so badass, bro.
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oh shit, i have my own smiley.
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Taco..
J's a boss, you could probably apply to work under him
You'd totally get it too.. definitely
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I'd get a raise first,
then he'd get it.
Fo Sho.

You hos go suck the weekend's dick and tell me what flavor it is Monday, aight?
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I bet he'd like that

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Taco the type of dude to deepthroat the weeknd while looking at Drake
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Shit.. was that too toxic?? Facts

Suuu woooooop -Kurt

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Yo...
Dem brodies set up X mang... they knew him, followed him on IG, they some ninjas that ran with Kodak Black
They stalked him in the dealership... took vids of him and posted it.. might have even recorded killing him
Motherfuckers knew what was up... Did he recognize them? Possibly.
Shiettt mang

For nothing breh
So they can buy a chain, floss on the gram, some grills.
idk who X people is, but if it were my peoples, I'm killing their whole fam
They can live til 100, I'm taking all they got
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Fuggin hectic busy day.



Taco: Just, like, wut? Fuckin, is there a specific resume for a PM position vs. any other jerb? Just open MS Werd and pick resume. Don't all applications want a direct entry into their portal anyway? (Probably the jerb you'll get too, direct entry into your portal) Type your shit up in Notepad.txt and copypasta into their web based POS sorter.

And damn on the drunk driver accident. Knocked the paint right off the wheels

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool fuck you, fuck you. I'm out.
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He's just out here living mas & shit
i appreciated this more than you know
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