The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
#3761
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
FFS J..
We get it, you hate the V but want to be cool
Be true to yourself, your self-loathing is getting old AF
Sell the V, pocket some coin, maybe get a ride that you like this time FFS
We get it, you hate the V but want to be cool
Be true to yourself, your self-loathing is getting old AF
Sell the V, pocket some coin, maybe get a ride that you like this time FFS
#3762
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
All day I think about ripping out of work in the V
Windows down, A/C on, fat pat pumping
Getting that ho up to 120 on residential streets
Send that bitch sideways at every other intersection
Just being a straight up delinquent racking up felonies
Hear that startup, that idle, that whine
Fuck yeah
And even if you read that and got partial wood
I've had a woody all day
My bitch hot and I fuck her 3x a day
You only get excited about your ho bc others think she hot
You really want that ugly girl jolanda from down the block
her titties sag, she has a gut, but her tight little ass drives you nuts
Dump the V and go fuck Jolanda bruh
Windows down, A/C on, fat pat pumping
Getting that ho up to 120 on residential streets
Send that bitch sideways at every other intersection
Just being a straight up delinquent racking up felonies
Hear that startup, that idle, that whine
Fuck yeah
And even if you read that and got partial wood
I've had a woody all day
My bitch hot and I fuck her 3x a day
You only get excited about your ho bc others think she hot
You really want that ugly girl jolanda from down the block
her titties sag, she has a gut, but her tight little ass drives you nuts
Dump the V and go fuck Jolanda bruh
#3763
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Chapter Leader (South Florida Region)
Chapter Leader (South Florida Region)
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the funny part is I have video proof that I fuck my bitch very often and enjoy doing so very much!
I'm not self loathing...I'm just nuts. I talk myself in and out of every one of my cars constantly.
In the meantime, I am not in a pinch and don't need to dump anything!
Plus, if I did...I would regret it immediately.
#3764
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
And gay dudes do straight porn
Don't mean you don't lust for the cock
and you do
Seriously breh, you just projected onto Kurt (jism)
Kurt already knows he like the vette
He had a ride along or some vette experience at the track
I don't complain about the V
I love it, even the wife likes to rip it up in it
We'll always be bros
So what people will give you grief or you'll feel some type of way
If you don't love your ride and get excited at just the thought of driving it
What's the point
You're not selling because you need to
You're selling because you can make profit
Make your heart's delight a reality
Don't mean you don't lust for the cock
and you do
Seriously breh, you just projected onto Kurt (jism)
Kurt already knows he like the vette
He had a ride along or some vette experience at the track
I don't complain about the V
I love it, even the wife likes to rip it up in it
We'll always be bros
So what people will give you grief or you'll feel some type of way
If you don't love your ride and get excited at just the thought of driving it
What's the point
You're not selling because you need to
You're selling because you can make profit
Make your heart's delight a reality
#3765
Azine Jabroni
Honestly, I really like the Camaro
#3766
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Fuck yes Kurt
#3767
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
I will say the back seat is abysmal and the trunk space is laughable
#3768
Azine Jabroni
Yeah, it's comical. That engine is amazing.
Part of me loves all the add-ons the thing has, but with how impractical it is, I would almost go Corvette.
I dunno, I have loads of time to think about it. But I would like to try a V8 before it goes extinct. I want to compare both the Camaro and the Mustang, although I have always been partial to the Camaro.
Part of me loves all the add-ons the thing has, but with how impractical it is, I would almost go Corvette.
I dunno, I have loads of time to think about it. But I would like to try a V8 before it goes extinct. I want to compare both the Camaro and the Mustang, although I have always been partial to the Camaro.
#3769
Senior Moderator
Here I am complacently happy I'm going into a V6 Audi.
I'll exit this V8 talk...although, I technically have a V8...just not as fast as the V8s you kids are yammering about.
I'll exit this V8 talk...although, I technically have a V8...just not as fast as the V8s you kids are yammering about.
#3770
Azine Jabroni
S4 is definitely on my list, but I get horrible sticker shock and I'm genuinely worried I'll get bored with whatever.
#3771
Senior Moderator
#3772
Azine Jabroni
That 2.5 L is an all-timer of an engine. I could definitely daily drive that.
Only problem? No memory seats. Not a huge deal, but my wife drives the car A LOT. I driver her car at least 2-3 days a week. I know I'll never get my seat setting back.
Only problem? No memory seats. Not a huge deal, but my wife drives the car A LOT. I driver her car at least 2-3 days a week. I know I'll never get my seat setting back.
#3773
Senior Moderator
I dunno, you almost sound like you could get into an M3. Or C63.
#3774
Moderator
Chapter Leader (South Florida Region)
Chapter Leader (South Florida Region)
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there are no memory seats in the RS3?
WTF?
Yeah, you do need the power of a V8. Having the V and now the Yukon, there's something rather nice about giving it the business...I guess that would be torque
Maj, sage advice as always, man. I am genuinely uncertain if I'm in love with it or not...you've always known that I feel that way but I am pretty sure I will look back and think why the fuck did I give up such a unique and cool car?
I think the fact that it's a wagon and depreciation has basically slowed to a stop on them has made me really think deeply on it. I also know I'm a spoiled bitch...who the fuck sits here thinking about whether or not they want this car...
I mean, that and the S2000 are probably someone's dream cars and I'm here like, meh, don't know about the gas mileage...don't know about the seats...feels heavy...etc etc...
I will say when I clean it up and sit back and really look at it, damn that fucking car is hot as fuck to look at and absolutely agree with you, when I'm not being a little bitch about the mpg...it is the absolute best to drive.
Not sure if you watched that last contour gps vid I made but I felt it gave a pretty apt depiction of the way this thing accelerates...
really from :25 to :35
That said, don't be shocked if my next car is a consolidation of a few of my others...I don't have to have Audi name either...if they made a decent avant here, I would love that...but I'm not afraid of following in Sam's footsteps with an R manual either.
WTF?
Yeah, you do need the power of a V8. Having the V and now the Yukon, there's something rather nice about giving it the business...I guess that would be torque
Maj, sage advice as always, man. I am genuinely uncertain if I'm in love with it or not...you've always known that I feel that way but I am pretty sure I will look back and think why the fuck did I give up such a unique and cool car?
I think the fact that it's a wagon and depreciation has basically slowed to a stop on them has made me really think deeply on it. I also know I'm a spoiled bitch...who the fuck sits here thinking about whether or not they want this car...
I mean, that and the S2000 are probably someone's dream cars and I'm here like, meh, don't know about the gas mileage...don't know about the seats...feels heavy...etc etc...
I will say when I clean it up and sit back and really look at it, damn that fucking car is hot as fuck to look at and absolutely agree with you, when I'm not being a little bitch about the mpg...it is the absolute best to drive.
Not sure if you watched that last contour gps vid I made but I felt it gave a pretty apt depiction of the way this thing accelerates...
really from :25 to :35
That said, don't be shocked if my next car is a consolidation of a few of my others...I don't have to have Audi name either...if they made a decent avant here, I would love that...but I'm not afraid of following in Sam's footsteps with an R manual either.
#3775
Moderator
Chapter Leader (South Florida Region)
Chapter Leader (South Florida Region)
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PS, Yukon just made a 2000 mile trip without a fucking problem even with a mystery coolant leak (maybe the 2004 head issue I mentioned)...lost about an inch and a half from the reservoir over the course of the trip, averaged 15.5mpg with regular gas and the kids watched movies the entire time even pulling a little 4X4 Duty up in Tennessee/GA...
So, Murica, Fuck Yeah V8 all day, baby.
So, Murica, Fuck Yeah V8 all day, baby.
#3776
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
A Magnum SRT is anywhere from 4k to 9k. It'll depreciate, it already is.
#3777
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Chapter Leader (South Florida Region)
Chapter Leader (South Florida Region)
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Dude, at that price Kurt can keep the Audi for daily and get the Magnum to get mum's respect back (put some respek on her name).
PS, these cars guys by work have one in their driveway on some crazy AG wheels and air...thing looks fuckin sick.
PS, these cars guys by work have one in their driveway on some crazy AG wheels and air...thing looks fuckin sick.
#3780
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Who the fuck is Alex?
#3781
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Doesn't Taco say that to every kid he meets? Like hey brah, does your mom like hockey? Finish that pbj while I high stick your mom eh.
#3782
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
#3783
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Dafuq, J? You deleted Taco's toxic post in the Nazi's jackoff thread?
What are you, a Nazi sympathizer?
Respeck -1.
What are you, a Nazi sympathizer?
Respeck -1.
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#3784
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Where the fuck is ladiboi?!?
Translation services whore
Translation services whore
#3785
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Breh, J a Taco apologist and sympathizer
Remember when he was all like we miss you
and we were all like, nah nah nah nah nah cunt burger
speak for yourself
Remember when he was all like we miss you
and we were all like, nah nah nah nah nah cunt burger
speak for yourself
#3786
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Cheesus Crust... I had to go looking
Why you always gotta fuck it up for us J
That was a worthy post by an esteemed member
Probably wouldn't have gone anywhere, but we know that guy is an assclown
Crushed our hopes and our dreams
That's why Azine a shithole mang
Even BlackAck was like start some shit, this place sucks, I'll back you up
This place is a shithole, on planet J ruins everything, in the universe someone's watching us (Master P)
Why you always gotta fuck it up for us J
That was a worthy post by an esteemed member
Probably wouldn't have gone anywhere, but we know that guy is an assclown
Crushed our hopes and our dreams
That's why Azine a shithole mang
Even BlackAck was like start some shit, this place sucks, I'll back you up
This place is a shithole, on planet J ruins everything, in the universe someone's watching us (Master P)
#3787
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
Even ladiboi won't stroke that guys cock and you're all spitting on it
Not cool mang
I'm going to have a gluten-free soy-based non-GMO BPA-free cruelty-free living wage sustainably farmed and brewedbeer cider with my man Kurt
Not cool mang
I'm going to have a gluten-free soy-based non-GMO BPA-free cruelty-free living wage sustainably farmed and brewed
#3788
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
That car slow as balls tho
And his engine bout to blow
#3789
Moderator
Chapter Leader (South Florida Region)
Chapter Leader (South Florida Region)
iTrader: (6)
ha! and I'm the one that needs translator service?
What in the flying fuck did you just write?!?!
Yeah bro, fuck that...it's off topic. Not because it's about fucking his wife, but because there are no pics of said wife in the posts right before that.
Alex was the dancing on graves guy, no?
What in the flying fuck did you just write?!?!
Yeah bro, fuck that...it's off topic. Not because it's about fucking his wife, but because there are no pics of said wife in the posts right before that.
Alex was the dancing on graves guy, no?
#3791
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
#3792
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
2-3 psi blow the tranny.. probably not
2-3 psi without even a piggyback tune on a C/T S/C
2-3 psi without even a piggyback tune on a C/T S/C
#3793
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
#3795
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
yes
#3796
Chapter Leader (Southern Region)
life
#3799
Senior Moderator
Thread Starter