The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Man Sex FFS)
10-21-2019, 12:01 PM
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He works part-time at a carwash making minimum wage
He lives alone out of a trash bag in a motel room that smells like used condoms and cigarettes
He doesn't have a girlfriend, although he has a sister, and he's from the souf
His dream car is a shit Accord V6, and he regularly converses with loosers on Acurazine
Ruin waht life Kurt? FFS
He lives alone out of a trash bag in a motel room that smells like used condoms and cigarettes
He doesn't have a girlfriend, although he has a sister, and he's from the souf
His dream car is a shit Accord V6, and he regularly converses with loosers on Acurazine
Ruin waht life Kurt? FFS
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cu2wagon (10-21-2019)
10-21-2019, 12:03 PM
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I'm pretty sure Azine has ruined everyone's life
Ha, you're in a great relationship, hope you have a good handshake
Ha, you're in a great relationship, hope you have a good handshake
10-21-2019, 12:08 PM
Einhorn is MM!!!!!!!!!!
10-21-2019, 12:09 PM
Come on boys...
don't let me down.
Only Kurt is bout it bout it, Apparently.
FFS.
don't let me down.
Only Kurt is bout it bout it, Apparently.
FFS.
10-21-2019, 12:09 PM
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10-21-2019, 12:09 PM
He has a dick!
10-21-2019, 12:09 PM
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Can't ruin a life if you never had one to begin with 
10-21-2019, 12:11 PM
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Hitting Tuesday-level toxicity on a Monday, fellas. Well done.
10-21-2019, 12:23 PM
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We always go above and beyond 
10-21-2019, 12:48 PM
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Sounds to me that Kurt is looking down on Heron addiction.
Bitch please.
Bitch please.
10-21-2019, 12:53 PM
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Puhleezah.
10-21-2019, 12:54 PM
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Yeah, this guy knows ^
H is life. Life is all about H. Respekt
H is life. Life is all about H. Respekt
10-21-2019, 01:12 PM
H once dated a black chix.
10-21-2019, 02:18 PM
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10-21-2019, 02:41 PM
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Every time I read one of MMs wall of text posts consisting of one liners, I always imagine it as Eminem rapping his Mom's Spaghetti song.
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10-21-2019, 02:41 PM
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Back from gymming.
10-21-2019, 03:04 PM
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MM needs his mom
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10-21-2019, 03:27 PM
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She probably make the best pasketti.
10-21-2019, 03:36 PM
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how bout her chowdah tho?
10-21-2019, 03:49 PM
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damn that guy getting mugged GIF is 
and him pissing on himself is the icing on the cake
mmm piss icing
and him pissing on himself is the icing on the cake
mmm piss icing
10-21-2019, 04:17 PM
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10-21-2019, 06:19 PM
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was gonna just send to @Majofo but gonna put it out here for y'all as well
https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B07KSRTDML/
Dewalt 20V cordless router.. I have this thing and it fucks... It fits all the corded accessories (read: plunge base, dust attachment) as well and packs a punch. I highly recommend it..
In before the wifi jokes
https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B07KSRTDML/
Dewalt 20V cordless router.. I have this thing and it fucks... It fits all the corded accessories (read: plunge base, dust attachment) as well and packs a punch. I highly recommend it..
In before the wifi jokes
10-21-2019, 08:40 PM
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My neck is swelling more. Mainly the right side.
My mom said she sees a discolored area on my uvula. I can feel it's inflamed.
My gut is so dang tight abd I have a small area of petechiae next to my belly button.
I have a dentist appointment in the morning and after that, I need to find a hospital that takes indigent patients.
I've created a theory of what I might have, but it's really, really bad.
Please pray. I'm terrified.
My mom said she sees a discolored area on my uvula. I can feel it's inflamed.
My gut is so dang tight abd I have a small area of petechiae next to my belly button.
I have a dentist appointment in the morning and after that, I need to find a hospital that takes indigent patients.
I've created a theory of what I might have, but it's really, really bad.
Please pray. I'm terrified.
10-21-2019, 09:17 PM
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Anyway Enzo got neutered today, but it's not my turn on the cross, lol
10-21-2019, 09:40 PM
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My neck is swelling more. Mainly the right side.
My mom said she sees a discolored area on my uvula. I can feel it's inflamed.
My gut is so dang tight abd I have a small area of petechiae next to my belly button.
I have a dentist appointment in the morning and after that, I need to find a hospital that takes indigent patients.
I've created a theory of what I might have, but it's really, really bad.
Please pray. I'm terrified.
My mom said she sees a discolored area on my uvula. I can feel it's inflamed.
My gut is so dang tight abd I have a small area of petechiae next to my belly button.
I have a dentist appointment in the morning and after that, I need to find a hospital that takes indigent patients.
I've created a theory of what I might have, but it's really, really bad.
Please pray. I'm terrified.
10-21-2019, 09:41 PM
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10-21-2019, 09:49 PM
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10-21-2019, 09:57 PM
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Back from 
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Dick is swole. I'm worried, had an erection for over 12 hours and run out of things to rub against.
Prey for me.
ing.Dick is swole. I'm worried, had an erection for over 12 hours and run out of things to rub against.
Prey for me.
10-21-2019, 10:04 PM
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I was watching college women's volleyball at the gym yesterday. Because of the bounce jiggle.
Anyway, one of the Penn State players is named Kendall White...
Tell me that isn't the most mayonnaise, destined to play volleyball, honkey ass cracker girl name evar!
Okay bounce jiggle though.
Anyway, one of the Penn State players is named Kendall White...
Tell me that isn't the most mayonnaise, destined to play volleyball, honkey ass cracker girl name evar!
Okay bounce jiggle though.
10-21-2019, 10:25 PM
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Five bucks says the dentist is going to stick his dick down that discolored uvula.
Shit, now my dick is swollen.
Shit, now my dick is swollen.
10-21-2019, 10:43 PM
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For sure MM gonna get throat fucked. Probably give him some of that indigent laughing gas (hose from a car tailpipe) and then let the whole office have a go at his mouth. The waiting room too.
Bring him out of the anesthesia and tell him all the white discharge on his uvula is normal. Tight gut is from all the discharge right down the pipe.
Send him home with a prescription for some saline rinse and antibiotics because of the Hep C prevalence in all the people who ganged in the bang. Sleep it off, feel better after
Bring him out of the anesthesia and tell him all the white discharge on his uvula is normal. Tight gut is from all the discharge right down the pipe.
Send him home with a prescription for some saline rinse and antibiotics because of the Hep C prevalence in all the people who ganged in the bang. Sleep it off, feel better after
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10-21-2019, 11:19 PM
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Remember when crabs told us about his crabs
We thought, it can't get better
But now MM has ass to mouth disease and is being a Taco
and now we extra laughing
We thought, it can't get better
But now MM has ass to mouth disease and is being a Taco
and now we extra laughing
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10-21-2019, 11:22 PM
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He better hope his indigent people dentist and doctor ain't black
Probably punk his ass in front of his sister
Probably punk his ass in front of his sister
10-21-2019, 11:22 PM
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Crabman's crabs, man, was before my time. 
MM's ailments is a shitty, low rent, Walmart discount bin analogue, but it'll have to do for now.
MM's ailments is a shitty, low rent, Walmart discount bin analogue, but it'll have to do for now.
10-21-2019, 11:23 PM
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Shiett.. MM probably has crabs.
Oh.
Oh.
10-21-2019, 11:24 PM
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Probably from that hourly rate motel he's at.
Shiett.. didn't even get any ass pussy first.
Crabs at least got ass, lots of it.
I guess it took a few years to spread to the bayou.
Shiett.. didn't even get any ass pussy first.
Crabs at least got ass, lots of it.
I guess it took a few years to spread to the bayou.
10-21-2019, 11:29 PM
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Doctor Dentist gonna put him some of that pure Alabama Blacksnake.
(Except instead of ladiboi at the end, it's MM grungy ass... I don't know how to edit gifs with his face instead of Too Beaucoups)
(Except instead of ladiboi at the end, it's MM grungy ass... I don't know how to edit gifs with his face instead of Too Beaucoups)
10-21-2019, 11:30 PM
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Bets that the red spots are from bedbugs?
10-21-2019, 11:35 PM
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Whelp... That's enough internet for tonight then... 
But I need to go watch that movie it seems, because that looks awesome!
But I need to go watch that movie it seems, because that looks awesome!