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Old 08-20-2019, 04:21 PM
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Y'all ever attend the AVN Awards?
The actual award show?

nah. But I would like to but I would end up laughing the whole time.


”and the award for best double penetration goes too....”
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"your mom"!!!!
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Old 08-20-2019, 04:39 PM
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I'm assuming you're a twin, of course.
I think that's how they're made.
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Old 08-20-2019, 04:50 PM
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I'm assuming you're a twin, of course.
I think that's how they're made.
If you had a twin
You'd be the one delivered through the anus
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Old 08-20-2019, 04:51 PM
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You just hate us cause you anus, bro.
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Which one is me and which one is MM?
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Old 08-20-2019, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143

Which one is me and which one is MM?
I can't tell the difference! All gwai-ro look the same!
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Old 08-20-2019, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by rockstar143

Which one is me and which one is MM?
MM is the invisible one I ignored weeks ago.
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Old 08-20-2019, 05:16 PM
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Devito be getting pussy
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Old 08-20-2019, 05:18 PM
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Devito be getting pussy
FWIW, Arnuld was a verjin in that movie, right?
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And Danny got all the poonani?
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Some whore popped his cherry
Good luck MM

MM do you even have any girl crushes?
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Old 08-20-2019, 06:23 PM
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FWIW, Arnuld was a verjin in that movie, right?
H, we got the wrong cars. RS6 Avant was the official correct answers
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Old 08-20-2019, 06:28 PM
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Old 08-20-2019, 07:02 PM
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Too bad you guys are poor and can't afford elitist cuckage
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Old 08-20-2019, 07:51 PM
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Yeah...
that's what everyone is saying...
all the fanbois talkin bout if they had the avant in the us i'd buy 3 for my grandma gonna have to put their money where other guy's dicks are.
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Old 08-20-2019, 09:04 PM
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Damn. I missed the yearly porn derail.

Guess I'll just need to "catch up" on my own tonight.

Maybe find some old Jenna Jameson shit for old times sake. OG pre-whateverthefuckisgoingonnow, pre-tats, pre-boltons, pre-plastique, etc.

Yeah ... Yeah. That's a plan. I'll be in my bunk.
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Originally Posted by rockstar143
Yeah...
that's what everyone is saying...
all the fanbois talkin bout if they had the avant in the us i'd buy 3 for my grandma gonna have to put their money where other guy's dicks are.
Well, I can't afford the ultimate Avant, the RS6, which is up for preorders soon per my sales guy who got me the S5...
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Vintage Jenna
My ninja

I'll fap to the new Jenna too
She kegels and I support that
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Old 08-21-2019, 06:28 AM
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I think the only time I gave a fleshlight a whirl it was a Jenna Jameson one
I'm so old.

In the meantime, y'all have subluxations?
Got time for a little lunch time alignment?


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Chiro is such bullshit
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Therapeutic massage on the other hand
I have knots in my upper thigh region
Need full release, deeeeep tissue
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That dude is such a dickbag too
I'm aware of most of these quacks, but he's the biggest sack of shit

He had some girl on his snake oil table
After adjustment he was like you should feel better right!

She was like feels the same, so then he starts beating her
After she's all like yeah it's better, stop beating me
Loser
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Bro...the girl I sold my old house to is an acupuncturist...after I told her I wasn't gonna come anymore
because it didn't fix my back she was like, just give me one more shot...for free.
man that bitch put needles in my hand almost in the bone and when did my back she felt like she upgraded from
a brad nailer to a framing nailer.
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then without my permission she injected me with some holistic shot in my back that I had already
declined because she couldn't tell me what was in it.
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Acupuncture is real.. but only from real ass practitioners..
Not some holistic turd who looks at a nerve chart.

Takes as many years to get acupuncture license as a doctor in many Asian countries.
Best have both
Shiett.
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Old 08-21-2019, 08:29 AM
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Acupuncture shouldn't hurt either
That's so fucking anti, I would have jammed a needle in her eye
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Originally Posted by Majofo
Acupuncture shouldn't hurt either
That's so fucking anti, I would have jammed a needle in her eye
Seconded. I've been to good and bad ones. Sometimes the needling is a big unpleasant, but it's never painful when done right.

The general feeling in the medical community is "We don't know how it works, but if it makes you feel better, go ahead and do it". When I had a pretty bad back injury my neurosurgeon recommended trying it. Worked pretty well.
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Old 08-21-2019, 08:53 AM
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a month at the chiro and stretching my love handles like a ballerina every morning and I'm back at jogging without pain and standing up normally.
Whatever works at this point.
I was pushing for an MRI but really I am not willing to do meds or surgery so it would have just led me back to holistic anyway.
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Just watched that vid.. shiett.. I knew I recognized that other quack in the thumbnail
Come adjust my wife.. looser.. guaranteed he drives an Audi
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Seconded. I've been to good and bad ones. Sometimes the needling is a big unpleasant, but it's never painful when done right.

The general feeling in the medical community is "We don't know how it works, but if it makes you feel better, go ahead and do it". When I had a pretty bad back injury my neurosurgeon recommended trying it. Worked pretty well.
I had a complete hammy tear about 7 years back.. shit still ain't right.
Anyways, the day after re-tearing it, I went to one of the few acupuncturist in town who isn't BS.

Took out all the inflammation.. was able to touch my toes after..
Obviously didn't heal it, but it was the one time I was like wow.. legit.

I let my vet poke my dogs for their joint shit.
They don't mind, idk if it does anything, whatever.
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Just watched that vid.. shiett.. I knew I recognized that other quack in the thumbnail
Come adjust my wife.. looser.. guaranteed he drives an Audi
Ah nvm.. she's the wife to the big dude..
I actually like many of his vids.

He adjusts athletes, a lot of UFC athletes too.
He does a lot of deep tissue shit too.

He might actually be doing a service to some of his clients.
Not too much on the quackery talk too.
I don't mind that dude as much.
Bro down.

Shit his woman is hot.
I think I need to adjust my dick real quick
Probably need a few seshs
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Dude, that's what I was getting at with the adjustments. You watch that video you either need an adjustment or you are dead.
And any video footage of you touching your toes after the hammy tear? You know, for science.
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i want a copy too for research.
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You'll go blind, my black hole is the densest.
Nothing escapes. Not even your soul.
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MM has more frenz than you Kurt
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