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Old 08-13-2019, 01:29 PM
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my butthole is burning just reading it..


and haven't even met majofo yet
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Your peehole too
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Can't burn if there's nothing left

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Originally Posted by Yumcha
I wonder what that tall walking Taco is up to.
FFS H
Go suck his dick already

Taco



Taco IRL

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His name is Robert Paulson
AKA Bitch Tits

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Old 08-13-2019, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Majofo
FFS H
Go suck his dick already

Taco



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My mouf doesn't open wide enough.
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If he asks you if you're interested in seeing the basement...

Just say "soory, no thank you."
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Old 08-13-2019, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
If he asks you if you're interested in seeing the basement...

Just say "soory, no thank you."
So sollee...no fanku.
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Originally Posted by Yumcha
My mouf doesn't open wide enough.
We should rename this thread to Yumcha wants Taco's dick so bad he'd trade all his robots for it
I thought Kurt was pathetic.. shit
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Originally Posted by Majofo
We should rename this thread to Yumcha wants Taco's dick so bad he'd trade all his robots for it
I thought Kurt was pathetic.. shit
Done.
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Bitchass Tuesday in full-effect
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Ron A gon kill all y'all
Well it was nice visiting again
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The prologue

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Old 08-13-2019, 05:03 PM
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And by posterity, I mean, stick it in yer ass.
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Okay, well, time to change it back.
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You guys are the best.
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Originally Posted by kurtatx


You guys are the best.
That was a quick thread change and undo.
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amazing
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Old 08-13-2019, 05:46 PM
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I bet Taco will now report me and I'll get reprimanded and beaten.
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Originally Posted by kurtatx
amazing
That's what he said. :ghey:
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Old 08-13-2019, 05:59 PM
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wow that's what i get for goign to meetings



now i feel like MM coming in and trying to feel relevant when i already missed out on the inside joke
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
wow that's what i get for goign to meetings



now i feel like MM coming in and trying to feel relevant when i already missed out on the inside joke
Who?
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But it's not even right ..

Should be:
The 3G Ramblings & General Discussion Thread (Sex)
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Old 08-13-2019, 06:14 PM
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Who?
No. Not him.

The brake cleaner guy.
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MM isn't a cuck.

He wouldn't even know what to do with a pussy or tits if the presented themselves to him.

Dicks for that matter, either.

Bags of sand.
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He likes to watch.. so he's 10% of the way there though
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True.

Plus he drives a Kia. And if Yummy's Audi is a rebadged Hyundai Optima, then I guess that makes MM a second order cuck.

Partial derivative, carry the exponent, divide by pi (mmmmm.... Pi), and yeah. Maybe he is cuck.
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Old 08-13-2019, 08:17 PM
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If(Audi == Hyundai), then Kia = Volkswagen ?



might have forgotten to carry the 1 though

wait yup..

the answer is brake cleaner on the hood of an RDX
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You swig the wheel cleaner before you pour one out for the homie
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Ok. She lost one of the keys to the RDX. Probably fell out if her pocket ir missed her purse. She was doing some cleaning and I was almost done at work. May have lost it in the room, or in the parking lot.

Got a wheel to brake club and I'm going to pull the starter fuse overnight. Ought to be ok.

Hopefully, I'll find the key...

Also. I can't change my burnt headlight on the Optima. It's stuck. Well, I can't change it with my messed up thumb, not to mention I mistakenly took out the H1 highbeam and broke the clamp off inside.

Bringing it to KIA next week for that and an oil change. Still burning 1qt per 500-1K or so.
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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
MM isn't a cuck.

He wouldn't even know what to do with a pussy or tits if the presented themselves to him.

Dicks for that matter, either.

Bags of sand.
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He likes to watch.. so he's 10% of the way there though
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wow that's what i get for goign to meetings



now i feel like MM coming in and trying to feel relevant when i already missed out on the inside joke
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Who?
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True.

Plus he drives a Kia. And if Yummy's Audi is a rebadged Hyundai Optima, then I guess that makes MM a second order cuck.

Partial derivative, carry the exponent, divide by pi (mmmmm.... Pi), and yeah. Maybe he is cuck.
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If(Audi == Hyundai), then Kia = Volkswagen ?



might have forgotten to carry the 1 though

wait yup..

the answer is brake cleaner on the hood of an RDX
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You swig the wheel cleaner before you pour one out for the homie

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Originally Posted by cu2wagon
But it's not even right ..

Should be:
Astro and Ron A gonna rape H's tiny little Asian ass.
Messing up the indexes and creating duplicate thread names.

It's like the lowest of the low to have mod powers in 3G
Can't fuck it up, wrong

Be a shame if someone hit the mommy button
Like 10 or 12 times, add some bitchass comment too

Like he won't stop, he's doubling down
He gives blacks auto respeks, etc
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THINK OF THE INDICESSSSSSSS
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But at least there will be less wacism and it'll be a safer space for all the wypipo.
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