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Old 09-26-2018, 11:52 AM
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I'll bring some of the 55 gal lube I bought from Amazon



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Old 09-26-2018, 11:58 AM
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What's going on here?

Why is there sex in the thread title?
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What's going on here?

Why is there sex in the thread title?
It's apparently between men.

I wear a body condom and wrap robots around me. So, I can't feel anything.
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Old 09-26-2018, 12:07 PM
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Yesterday somebody brought in donuts and muffins from Tim Hortons.

late last week was donuts from the Italian Bakery...

I have no no idea how people aren’t 500 pounds here

not gonna lie, I may have partook in one or two of those donuts, last week finally hit the gym again yesterday. It’s time to get back on track again!
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Old 09-26-2018, 12:09 PM
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Dude. If we can make it work and meet up in SD or when I'm over on the west coast again, let's go for some whisky. Japanese whisky.

We'll go easy and I promise, I won't try to get you sick or sh*t-faced.. We'll do some slow sipping over good food.



I'll even bring some robots as I do to all meats.
oh yeah, he’ll say he’s all down to meetup, but at the last moment he will tell you he had an unplanned proctologist visit come up and he will leave you hanging. Not like he ever did that to me or anything
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What's going on here?

Why is there sex in the thread title?

Why isn't there?
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oh yeah, he’ll say he’s all down to meetup, but at the last moment he will tell you he had an unplanned proctologist visit come up and he will leave you hanging. Not like he ever did that to me or anything
hey i invited you to join


i blame the ball and chain of an ex-wife.. i didn't want to meet no woman... they're icky.
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oh yeah, he’ll say he’s all down to meetup, but at the last moment he will tell you he had an unplanned proctologist visit come up and he will leave you hanging. Not like he ever did that to me or anything

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Per Canadians...I'M soorey.
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Due bu chi. Per the ...
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In all honesty, it's because you're not
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In all honesty, it's because you're not


I actually was gonna say that I stood him up cuz he white.
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Neither is 99% of Anaheim!!!
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Old 09-26-2018, 12:18 PM
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I heard he’s buying an Audi soon
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Speaking of which, when do you pick up your extendo-coupe, Yumcha?
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Old 09-26-2018, 12:19 PM
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Neither is 99% of Anaheim!!!


https://statisticalatlas.com/place/C...-and-Ethnicity




#factchecked
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ah, work... I really needed to know how to place knives in the dishwasher...
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Old 09-26-2018, 12:26 PM
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15 of the 16 percent are from the middle East.
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Old 09-26-2018, 12:28 PM
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15% of 16%= .02% of total population ... .. Still wrong




don't try to out Maff us
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ah, work... I really needed to know how to place knives in the dishwasher...
Forks are wrong too.

Put all the pointystabby things down. Spoonheads go up.

Fuckin' Canadians.
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Old 09-26-2018, 12:34 PM
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also what the flying fuck


Canadiens only have 4 fingers?!

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Old 09-26-2018, 12:35 PM
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Probably not their first time unloading the dishwasher.
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Old 09-26-2018, 12:36 PM
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Ahhh probably lost it in Diagram A...
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Wonder how many fingers @Yumcha has being an ex-pat..

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Ahhh probably lost it in Diagram A...
*Diagram Eh.
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maybe that's one in the pink and his finger is fine.
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*Diagram Eh.
thanks.
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#JustEnglishTeacherThings
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Originally Posted by thoiboi
15% of 16%= .02% of total population ... .. Still wrong




don't try to out Maff us
no dummy, 15 of the 16%. Like 15/16ths. FFS
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Forks are wrong too.

Put all the pointystabby things down. Spoonheads go up.

Fuckin' Canadians.
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But, pussy with all my fingers and dick intact without unnecessarily puncture holes.
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Heh. Butt pussy.
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Well played, good sir. Well played.

The dick can grow back, right? Asking for a friend.
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Yeah. It's pretty much a lizard tail.
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Ok whew. I started getting scared. It’s been six weeks since I had a terrible accident. Haven’t noticed anything growing back yet, though. I’ll just keep waiting.
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Yeah. It's pretty much a lizard tail.
monitor lizards and komodo dragons use their tails as weapons. wouldnt want to be whipped by one.


speaking of reptiles...
home alone with the girliefriend, when we hear a THUMP upstairs...
i'm like...lemme go investigate..
motherfuckin snake got out...12 foot long motherfuckin snake trying to push out the window.
i'm like oh shit, and I grab that motherfucker in the middle. and try to pull off window sill.
but just like people; try to direct them with force and you'll be met with resistance.
I could not move this motherfucker. 12 feet long and I dont know how much it weighs.

eventually; i got that motherfucker back in the cage
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Why the hell do you have a 12 foot snake as a pet?!

is it’s cage the entire bedroom?

Poor Snakey.
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