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03-01-2021, 08:39 AM
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03-01-2021, 08:40 AM
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Just stirred the compost heap. No euphemism.
Soil is looking real good, but I keep getting things sprouting up in there. Mostly pumpkins from the jack-o'-lantern guts I threw in there in October, I think.
Soil is looking real good, but I keep getting things sprouting up in there. Mostly pumpkins from the jack-o'-lantern guts I threw in there in October, I think.
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03-01-2021, 08:43 AM
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And I saw an avocado pit sprouting. All my childhood, everytime we had an avocado, I'd do that thing where you stab 3 toothpicks in it and suspend it on the lip of a glass filled with water to try to get it to sprout. Never worked. Ever.
But seems like chucking the pits into a heap and forgetting about them is the secret. Maybe I just wanted it too much before.
But seems like chucking the pits into a heap and forgetting about them is the secret. Maybe I just wanted it too much before.
03-01-2021, 08:44 AM
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Speaking of wanting it. MM gonna get raped by a rubber dong shaped like a tentacle. I guarantee it.
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03-01-2021, 10:21 AM
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back to work day 
03-01-2021, 10:35 AM
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And I saw an avocado pit sprouting. All my childhood, everytime we had an avocado, I'd do that thing where you stab 3 toothpicks in it and suspend it on the lip of a glass filled with water to try to get it to sprout. Never worked. Ever.
But seems like chucking the pits into a heap and forgetting about them is the secret. Maybe I just wanted it too much before.
But seems like chucking the pits into a heap and forgetting about them is the secret. Maybe I just wanted it too much before.
03-01-2021, 11:01 AM
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03-01-2021, 11:03 AM
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03-01-2021, 11:05 AM
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Who?
03-01-2021, 11:09 AM
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03-02-2021, 05:39 AM
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And I saw an avocado pit sprouting. All my childhood, everytime we had an avocado, I'd do that thing where you stab 3 toothpicks in it and suspend it on the lip of a glass filled with water to try to get it to sprout. Never worked. Ever.
But seems like chucking the pits into a heap and forgetting about them is the secret. Maybe I just wanted it too much before.
But seems like chucking the pits into a heap and forgetting about them is the secret. Maybe I just wanted it too much before.
My grandmother just threw the pit in the yard and next year she had a tree
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03-02-2021, 06:47 AM
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That's good. He won't get it... but that's good dad-jokes.
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03-02-2021, 06:47 AM
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Day?
03-02-2021, 07:28 AM
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For at least another 10 hours!
Dad level jokes are high, for certain.
and I still don't get why dog fighting has anything to do with botany, but I'm not one to judge someone's grandma (nor her chowdah).
Dad level jokes are high, for certain.
and I still don't get why dog fighting has anything to do with botany, but I'm not one to judge someone's grandma (nor her chowdah).
03-02-2021, 08:58 AM
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Never judge a grammar's chowdah. Always be grateful and slurp it up.
03-02-2021, 10:10 AM
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The article also said something about how most commercial avocados are cultivated from grafted branches, so just sticking a seed in the ground doesn't guarantee you get the same avocado. Which I don't understand since it's the seed of the thing you just ate, I don't get how it could be a different one when it propagates. But I'm no expert at horticulture. I'm an uncultured whore.
03-02-2021, 10:38 AM
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Morning.
03-02-2021, 11:15 AM
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I'm missing out. 
03-02-2021, 11:21 AM
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True facts: i found a LED grow light on the side of the road once and picked it up. Took it home and plugged it in and it worked fine. Gave it to one of my friends, hope he makes good use of it..
03-02-2021, 12:29 PM
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Weird that someone would just toss a grow light on the side of the road like an old dildo.
Must be a rich. Poor people don't do that.
Must be a rich. Poor people don't do that.
03-02-2021, 12:33 PM
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Tuesday is taco night (taco meal, not bitchass mark strick snitch Tacos) and I cut up an avocado for the fam. So if I save one seed every week and it takes 4-6 weeks for it to sprout, then... Uh... Carry some ones and divide by cubed root vegetables. There's a remainder 3 and wow... Shit... Like maybe 15 years and we should have some avocados to sell. I think?
Maybe we need to get thatdildo grow light that ladiboi found.
Maybe we need to get that
03-02-2021, 10:52 PM
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I love eating avocados too but what are you going to do with that many avocados a year? I mean, I know what @rockstar143 would use them for, but Joe?..... Just sayin'
03-02-2021, 11:13 PM
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I love eating avocados too but what are you going to do with that many avocados a year? I mean, I know what @rockstar143 would use them for, but Joe?..... Just sayin'
And avocados are good for you.
03-02-2021, 11:32 PM
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Tuesday is taco night (taco meal, not bitchass mark strick snitch Tacos) and I cut up an avocado for the fam. So if I save one seed every week and it takes 4-6 weeks for it to sprout, then... Uh... Carry some ones and divide by cubed root vegetables. There's a remainder 3 and wow... Shit... Like maybe 15 years and we should have some avocados to sell. I think?
Maybe we need to get thatdildo grow light that ladiboi found.
Maybe we need to get that
03-03-2021, 08:57 AM
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Day. Sun up.
03-03-2021, 08:58 AM
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I'd bring an avocado to work for lunch. Cut it open and just eat it with a spoon right out of the shell.
03-03-2021, 09:08 AM
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taco dinner yesterday. Had some ground turkey cooked up with a little soy sauce and garlic powder, roasted zucchini and yellow squash, refried beans, tomatoes, and avocado.
The family can catch these hands thinking they're going to get seconds on the avocado. Burrrsheeeiiit!!!
The family can catch these hands thinking they're going to get seconds on the avocado. Burrrsheeeiiit!!!
03-03-2021, 09:34 AM
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03-03-2021, 09:44 AM
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Besides, it's just good to say "guacamole". 
03-03-2021, 09:44 AM
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I like the word as much as kumquat.