You guys still Smokey down there. 22% containment? We are about 25%. I think for all of cali it’s like 1.3 million acres burned.

 

Yeah, you single handedly hardened a lot of poles, didn't you?

Poor Tobey.

 

 

Did you see any rainbows after Wilma? Were there peaceful colors?

 

I do my part

 

Sun is up, who the fuck is drinking?

 

Wine morning actually.

MrsWagon opened a bottle last night but didn't finish it. So it was my breakfast.

 

Doing some last minute hatch battening for this storm coming. Latest word has it just missing H-Town, but we'll see some strong winds and rain. Fingers crossed

 

im drinking.... water

 

Pussssaaaaay

 

Just switched to Clear American brand "Moscow Mule" flavored sparkling water, from coffee.

 

Fingers cross for the strong winds and rain or for it to miss you with that shit?
this mofo spittin
Hope you avoid any major bullshit, J...
wouldn't want the outside of the house to look like the
shitshow that is the inside of the house (home schooling and day drinking and all).

 

Fingers crossed that the hurricane misses us with that shit and all we get is some wind and rain.

Rather that the freight train of fuck that it was 50/50 on yesterday.

 

perfect storm to beat the wife and kids

 

Oh, for sure there's gonna be some hearty beatin' tonight. High winds and rain sounds is perfect to muffle the screaming so the neighbors don't hear.

One neighbor boarded up his windows, so that's even more muffling.

Gonna be a Category 5 boozefight tonight!

 

Serious note for Savings; we dont condone beating of our famiries.

 

Weatherman: "expect 1-4 inches tonight"

cul0:

MrsWagon:

 

 

fucking ded/

 

classic deermeat.. gets the job of hardening poles bet your boss knew you had experience with that

 

shit didn't read further... beat me to it already


BROTHER!

 

That is the way that it is.

 

We sub out the work to a 3rd party that drives around with a torque gun and a hex bit they drive into the wood poles...
depending on how hard it is to get them into the core of the pole, it determines who gets the upgrade. I thought about
climbing poles for a bit but I'm non Union and don't want to lose my seniority. Plus, those guys are in their 20's and don't
have families yet so they can capitalize on overtime on nights and weekends. They make GOOD money.

Anyway,
cliffs: dumb rockstar hardens poles then climbs them to put himself through college.

 

Subbing out to a 3rd party is like the cuck equivalent for power companies.

 

surprised the bucket trucks aren't german

 

Remember that time the was that polish guy from Deadmonton and he was a giant flapping pussy and really wanted help, but when we tried to harden him up he just cried and ran away?

That pole will never get hard.

 

LOL...
3rd party determined the same and replaced him with a fertile meathead.

 

And then we found he lives At home with mama?

found his street view. Pretty sweet.

 

I still live at home with mamma!

 

Just finished -ing and -ing...

 

LOL...
Justin is the only smart motherfucker in here.

 

That's okay bro. I live at home with my kid's momma too.

 

Hey. Don't be hatin' on Taco like that. We have a celebrated writer here.

 

Not the freakishly huge "around" Pole. The freakishly huge "up and down" Pole.

Although, probably both.

 

Up and down pole. For sure.

Poor Tobey.

 

zoom meeting hurricane party, cu2?
what you drinking, lemme go to the liquor store real quick

 

Kraken rum!

I need to run out and grab some more too.

 

From the local weather nerds, regarding the local power infrastructure:
Hehe, harden the system.

95% wood. :cul0:

 

wonder if they're consulting with J

 

They know who the experts are. For sure he got the consult. Probably did it for free too.