bro, did you miss that story?

 

Dont make promises you cant keep.
i'll be on my way

 

I'll probably head over to A-Town. Ride out the storm and pick up all the craft beers from Matt.

 

But really, I'm just going to borrow some guns from a friend of mine and then sit on the back patio, shooting at the clouds, to keep the storm away.

 

See what Dennis is up to.
Maybe you can have a table tennis tournament or something.

 

I believe both cu2 and dennis are in the storm surge area.

i'm further inland towards the west.

 

I think Dennis rides out all the storms because he can't evacuate... Something about not having wheels.

 

because I have them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

if he had a hydraulics set up on 16 switches he could have evacuated AND kept his friendship with Jus.

 

damn you fancy

 

Yes

 

y'all welcome over here if you'd like, just don't bring your 'rona with you.

 

none of us have been tested...so that means we dont have it, right?

 

you get it

 

I think that's what they mean by "don't ask, don't tell" right?

 

I had one of those towels...a white one.
Hadn't washed it in like a year or so...
so it was yellow and crispy.
We had to call in at&t for work on our
alarm system and my ex wife gets called
over by the jamaican tech to "please move
that towel for me ma'am" with a look of disgust.
She called me at work and was none too pleased.

 

That's exactly what "they" mean. Yes.

 

You know I'm fancy. I eat pizza with a fork and knife.

 

that's cause we're civilized...
I don't get the fold and scarf...like, don't you want to enjoy that?

 

Savages.

 

I sometimes eat pizza with chopsticks.

 

that's how i eat pussy

 

That's next level. I eat (on the rare occasion) Flamin' Hot Cheetos with chopsticks so my fingers don't get all incel-dusty.

 

Flamin' Hot Cheetos FTW.

So good.

 

squeeze of lime in there really perks it up

 

pussy i mean, not hot cheetos..

 

I'm surprised you don't try to squeeze hoisin on the cat.

 

you sunnuvabeach!

 

 

Just finished -ing and -ing...

 

How do I unread something?

 

injection works better

 

How's everything kicking in H town?

 

Mfers be panicking.

 

If the hurricans can come on over to CA and put out these fires, that'd be swell.....

 

the wind would push them over to AZ and Utah! think of the Joshua trees for Goodness sakes!

 

Yeah, but you'd be outta powah for a couple weeks.

 

Poor Joshua’s trees

 

people lose power for 3 days here, max...maybe a week if it's really bad.
the hardening jobs on the poles after wilma have really beefed things up.

 

you don’t hang around anyone, be honest.