Brother Jus, at this age you should shift your focus into being Cu2 to a kid rather than wanting to be his kid.
You can taste his kids though, for sure. They're pretty good. Tastes like Pineapple, Pinga and L-Arginine!

 

 

I don't envy this 2nd grade teacher. We're 20 minutes into this Google Meeting for my 2nd son's distance learning and she's herding cats online. The kids can't figure out the controls and her computer won't actually show us anything she presents. We can see and hear her pretty well though. I bet she was hotter pre-covid.

1st son flips out when I try to look at his screen to make sure he's logged into 10th grade class and not gaming.

I need to eat some pus.

 

Arn’t kids great? And who doesn’t want to be trapped in a relationship because of them?



Get at that second grade teacher bro. You can make licky faces into the camera while she diddles her pus.

 

Matt will probably be back on thread 8.

 

havent logged in since May, not coming back.

you are free to say whatever you want about him, didnt stop you from judging Catzilla lol

 

maj ain’t no bitch. He don’t be changing posts.

right, I met him for beers. Smaaaaht mutha....

 

No nearly toxic enough here lately.

 

da fuq happening in here? only 10 pages?

 

Dude. Perfect reference point... Is it just an epic clusterfuck with the 2nd grader? Like do you need to sit next to them 8:00 - 3:00 to keep them on task, or is there some autonomy? Supposedly, our system is supposed to incorporate real-time synchronous learning with the whole class via a web connect, but then will have independent work time where they don't need to be on the meeting and are off working on their own. But I just don't see a 2nd grader being able to juggle a schedule like that.

And I'm so morbidly curious how the rotation classes are supposed to work... Art? Music? Fucking Gym class? FML, this is going to be some shit.

 

Day

 

waiting for savings to trash kids again. lol

 

 

When did I trash kids? While you wrote that message I was in the middle of extending the quality of life for a newborn. After this message I will do so again for a child.

I don’t care for kids, but I don’t trash them.

 

just trolling; trying to elicit a response from you.

 

Justin, he said he wanted to swallow your kids.
He didn't say he hates kids.

 

pretty illicit post, right there.

 

Sup.

 

went to the dentist this morning probably got the rona.

 

Missed my dental checkup in May cause of ‘Rona. Rescheduled yesterday for sept 12. Yayur!

Better get tat work done. If Covid comes back strong again, they may close dentistries.

 

J, who bought your Unicorn? 🦄


P.S. Just did my mid-day email check. Maj send five spam emails.

 

Poor ToMizouseBey.

 

Everyone wants to know who has blue now.


someone on this forum.

 

Just donated some blood.

Gonna pound a beer tonight and pass TF out.

 

That’s the spirit!

 

As I was leaving, the guy at the check-in table was like "tell everyone to donate, we need 800 units a day."

And I was just thinking, Dafuq man, that's a lot of pressure to put on me. I got you this one. I'll see you in couple months to give you another... But fuuuck... Like I'm gonna go kidnap bitches and bring them in to get bloodlet?

Fuck. Just realized they didn't even give out shirts today. Just supposed to be mailing out coupons for ice cream.

That's why I grabbed two cookies.

 

Also took some snacks.

 

Oh shit. And I was over by my office so I stopped in to grab some shit from my desk. And some asshat stole the bottle of hand sanitizer I had on the cabinet.

Motherfucking security or janitorial. I knows it. Shit mouth bastards. I'd almost be worth getting fired to have caught them lazy assholes.

 

But mostly pound beers pass out.

 

Probably some bitches in HR. HR employees are the wurst

 

That's the shit... Everyone is supposed to be working from home.

The only ones there are Security and the disinfectors.

 

Who polices the police?

Answer: no one, evidently. They'll steal your hand sanitizer.

 

well this sucks. The front license plate on my 3G TL either fell off or was jacked.

Need to goto the DMV tomorrow and get new plates. also need a new front license plate base since the whole thing is gone.

Odd enough, if it was stolen, they didn't take the rear plate which has the registration stickers

 

Just zip tie it to the fog light thingy.

Prolly stole it to put on another TL, and left the rear cut you'd notice that.

When did it fall off?

 

Not sure. sometime between last night at home till when i left work this afternoon. didnt notice it until then.

Only place i went to today was the dentist, wack arnolds and work

 

Prolly fell off on the highway.

 

Shiiit run no plate. If you get pulled over tell the cop that due to covid you haven’t been able to go to DMV since it’s appointment only and they aren’t doing walk ins.

I run no plate on the front.

 

It does look really clean without the front plate thou...

but i dont want to deal with that hassle.

 

2ng grader needs constant supervision. The tangled web of shit to click on is nearly beyond my wife's abilities. She went to the gyno yesterday and I had to log out from my job to sit in and guide the kid. Took us 45 minutes to answer 4 questions for a quiz by typing into re-sizable text boxes - I had to coach him on spelling keystroke by keystroke. It was torture.

Kids do ruin your life, but in a good way. The angelic light in his eyes when I told him he could watch vintage Looney Toons on his lunch break warmed my evil little heart. 🥰

~~~

Two $0.59 suction cups from hardware store keep my TL's front license plate quiet & securely tucked in the lower right corner of the windshield... and my KBP bumper clean AF. The car has lived in Texas for 10 years and none of the owners drilled it for front plate.