Had a weird one this morning... Got an email at 4am from Instagram saying there was a New Login from a computer they didn't recognize. From Nigeria.

Which is really odd since the account they mentioned isn't mine, and the email address is an ancient one I don't use.

So long story short, I now have a new Instagram account for some dude in Nigeria. No content though, so that's a bummer.

I bet Taco would get a lil' boner from reading that story.

 

Anyway. Sun is up. Get fucked.

 

much respect!

 

at least its friday

 

It was really weird though. I was half asleep (well closer to 80% asleep) and I couldn't figure out if it was a weak ass phishing attempt. So I wanted to log into that email account (it's set up to forward to my other account so I haven't actually logged into it for years) to change the assword just in case. But I'll be damned if I could do that. ID and assword worked fine but then Google was all chastity belt and suspenders too and wanted to confirm it was me since I (obviously) haven't used my device to log in for a very long time. So it threw some security question I have no recollection of the answer to.

FFS. I can't even log into my own emails anymore because I've secured them from even myself. That's A+ IT security. Or something.

Ended up being able to reset the password on homeboy's Instagram account and then log in directly. It's so odd.

 

But now I guess I can claim to be Nigerian, right? And I think that means I can use the word, right?

Probably.

 

Oh, hey... Anyone want one million dollars? I am trying to find a lost relative who is you and I have the money. Please to just PM me the Identity Number of your Social and a Banking Route and Accounting Number so that I may deposit it to you god bless.

 

same here...I had a burner email i left behind when it became tainted with spam...
occasionally I would get login failures requiring me to access that email to confirm it's me...
I'm like...fuck me.

 

That is actually one of the security question answers I thought old me would have used. But... Nope.

 

Wanna get even weirder?

After that, I fell back asleep for an hour or so and right before I woke up I had this Wizard of Oz type dream, and DeerMeat was there... But half of my cars were no longer in the driveway.

I'm sure that Freud would have a field day with that. What's it mean? Aside from the obvious 4,165 Post Bros context. But why were my cars gone just because he sold his?

I don't think I like it. Get out of my head DeerMeat, get out!

 

Sup. TGIF.

 

Thank Odin it's Friday

 

that's a nightmare, not a a dream!

 

 

Just finished -ing...

 

 

I had two weird emails from Amazon this morning. It said one of my orders wasn’t shipped and cannot be delivered due to suspicious activity. It was for a dollar amount and order number I didn’t recognize. Though all the other info was correct. So when I clicked on it, it opened my amazon app and didn’t say anything. I was about 40% asleep at the time, but already pooping.

Better change the assword.

 

brushing scam. you havent heard about the seed packets from china?

 

Sup cawk suckers?

 

Sollee...busy sucking Richard.

 

Bruh, it's worth the risk. What if it grows something really cool? Like a dinosaur or a dump truck or something?

You gotta plant them seeds and find out.

 

this guy gets it

 

invasive species? I heard from a person at work receiving these packets.

 

possibly, some seeds have been analyzed and have seem to be innocuous, like pumpkin seeds. Still wouldnt plant them, as they may have been altered.

but its just another variation of the brushing scam, where people receive packages that cost less than a dollar.
then the scammer will use your account to write a positive review for the fake items

 

 

Yeah. We should probably stick to merican seeds.

 

what? you don't have yellow fever?

 

You sure do!

 

mizouse is yerrow

 

Who got teh fever?

 

Are we talking about teh rona?

 

I got :asian: fever.

 

baby.

 

JFC. Is MM saying he thinks Yellow Fever and Jyna Virus are the same thing?

Just... ugh... Dafuq.

 

Warning, Booty, drugs, and bars that'll kill ya:

 

9 out of 10 scientists agree Ignoring him is good for your health

 

Yeah, and that 10th one probably does too but he passed out in a puddle of sick from hot railing meth and wasn't there when they surveyed.

 

Smells like voter suppression to me
probably tried to mail in his ballot

 

What a taco move.

 

Two of my coworkers tried to convince me to hang out at a bar and eat pus for dinner. I'm like WTF?

They're all about going down there. Eating shit, fingering shit. Day-yum...

They're 20 and 17

The 17 Y/O said he slept with his GF 3 times, and caused her to have a seizure eating her pus, and hasn't washed his sheets since. TMI. TMI....

[Insert drake don't wanna hear it meme here]

Too funny though so I decided to share.

They told me they don't like tossing salads though but it ain't wrong if you do.