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Old 10-19-2003, 09:37 AM
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There is such a thing as too much bodywork...

These guys just tried WAY too hard.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...&category=6352

http://1usamotorsports.com/main.html

They're from San Antonio... this is what happens when you put a moron in the import scene... considering it's san antonio i'm putting my money on it that they deal mostly with mexican customers with no taste.
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Shit like that makes me cry on the inside....that poor Eclipse had no idea it's life would take such a wrong turn.....

AND WHO THE FUCK MAKES A WING LIKE THAT ANYWAY!?!

God damn that's the worst part about that car!
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some ugly shyte
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theres 19 bids on that POS?
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That's the car from that "Bumblebee, did the decepticons do this to you?!" pic. Lemme try and find it.
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already 120,000+ miles too and 19 bids?
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Hmm... they look similar.

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I like this one the best... minus the car..LOL

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her boobs are mest up :\
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her boobs are mest up :\
must have been the same guy who did the car.
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Originally posted by DRM600
must have been the same guy who did the car.


That Eclipse is a tad overdone.
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damn, from the back, it looks the absolute worst. Points on originality though
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Originally posted by DRM600
must have been the same guy who did the car.
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notice how there is no pics of the engine bay
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That FMIC looks kinda small!
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That FMIC looks kinda small!
that's no intercooler, it's that front mount intake.
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OMG I don't know what's sadder... that girl's breast biopsy or the horrible, horrible car with horizontal fins and fangs.
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Originally posted by DRM600
that's no intercooler, it's that front mount intake.
ahhh, yes, the interfooler. what a fawking ugly-ass car. poor dsm never saw it coming
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they put the inter"foolers" on all their cars... it's gay...
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how can anyone think that looks good?
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How can he possibly think that his car looks good???
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Hate to get rear-ended by this car... With those fangs in the front, it's like getting biten by poor taste.
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Not to mention it has Texas tags on it, too.....
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Originally posted by ABreece
Hmm... they look similar.


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Its not about MEXICANS at all. Its just some people have way to much money for their own good + CRAPTACULAR taste = that monstrosity
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I like to add that in no way does he represent us true mitsubishi owners. bastard.
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jesus... they went all out on that... so much work to make sucks POS!!!!!!!!!!!
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15k only? what a steal!!
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Originally posted by Genetix
Its not about MEXICANS at all. Its just some people have way to much money for their own good + CRAPTACULAR taste = that monstrosity
from my history of seeing badly fixed up cars of all types that car has MEXICAN written all over it. The body styling and mods on that car seems and looks as if someone who couldn't hang in the Low Rider arena decided to get an import car. I'm not saying though that all Mexicans fix their cars up like shit but the ones that do a shitty job give their cars a certain mexcan accent that is unresputable.

Plus it's San Antonio... like 50% or more of the people there are Mexican.

This POS is Mexican'ed out...

If it looks like a duck and quacks like duck...
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I'm gonna e-mail that pic to the guy
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That girl looks a bit constipated .

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But that second website was done nicely.

Props to the web designer
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one good thing can come out of this fixed up eclipse, if it's ever stolen a chop shop could never know how to take it apart! or even what to sell cuz no one would buy shyt!
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jeez thats got enough body kits on it for like 4 of those
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Originally posted by civic4982
from my history of seeing badly fixed up cars of all types that car has MEXICAN written all over it. The body styling and mods on that car seems and looks as if someone who couldn't hang in the Low Rider arena decided to get an import car. I'm not saying though that all Mexicans fix their cars up like shit but the ones that do a shitty job give their cars a certain mexcan accent that is unresputable.

Plus it's San Antonio... like 50% or more of the people there are Mexican.

This POS is Mexican'ed out...

If it looks like a duck and quacks like duck...
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you need to chill out! Bad mouth the car all you want ( i agree its tasteless) but dont put down a city like San Antonio You will find cars like this in every city you go and its not related to which race or ethnic group you belong to. If you want to really see a real mexican car check out the magazine issues of low riders or a dropped metalic green f-150 with 15 inch wheels sticking out and a Hernandez decal on the rear window. We live in texas bro the state is 50% mexican!

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vinh

you need to chill out! Bad mouth the car all you want ( i agree its tasteless) but dont put down a city like San Antonio You will find cars like this in every city you go and its not related to which race or ethnic group you belong to. If you want to really see a real mexican car check out the magazine issues of low riders or a dropped metalic green f-150 with 15 inch wheels sticking out and a Hernandez decal on the rear window. We live in texas bro the state is 50% mexican!

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dude, you know that shit is Mexican owned. Why even fight it? It is realted to San Antonio b/c you guys have TONS of Mexicans there. I'll admit that the rest of the state has a lot too but damn the numbers in SA are overwhelming to even think about. At least the low riders are in a taste all their own and don't leak into another genre. I kinda like them daytons ... but please just don't do it to a poor innocent DSM.

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