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Old Oct 19, 2003 | 09:37 AM
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There is such a thing as too much bodywork...

These guys just tried WAY too hard.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...&category=6352

http://1usamotorsports.com/main.html

They're from San Antonio... this is what happens when you put a moron in the import scene... considering it's san antonio i'm putting my money on it that they deal mostly with mexican customers with no taste.
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Old Oct 19, 2003 | 09:44 AM
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Shit like that makes me cry on the inside....that poor Eclipse had no idea it's life would take such a wrong turn.....

AND WHO THE FUCK MAKES A WING LIKE THAT ANYWAY!?!

God damn that's the worst part about that car!
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Old Oct 19, 2003 | 09:45 AM
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Old Oct 19, 2003 | 09:46 AM
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some ugly shyte
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Old Oct 19, 2003 | 09:55 AM
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theres 19 bids on that POS?
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Old Oct 19, 2003 | 09:57 AM
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That's the car from that "Bumblebee, did the decepticons do this to you?!" pic. Lemme try and find it.
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Old Oct 19, 2003 | 10:02 AM
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already 120,000+ miles too and 19 bids?
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Old Oct 19, 2003 | 10:06 AM
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Hmm... they look similar.

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Old Oct 19, 2003 | 10:58 AM
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I like this one the best... minus the car..LOL

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Old Oct 19, 2003 | 11:26 AM
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her boobs are mest up :\
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Old Oct 19, 2003 | 01:14 PM
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her boobs are mest up :\
must have been the same guy who did the car.
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Old Oct 19, 2003 | 01:17 PM
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Originally posted by DRM600
must have been the same guy who did the car.


That Eclipse is a tad overdone.
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Old Oct 19, 2003 | 01:21 PM
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damn, from the back, it looks the absolute worst. Points on originality though
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Old Oct 19, 2003 | 01:56 PM
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Originally posted by DRM600
must have been the same guy who did the car.
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Old Oct 19, 2003 | 04:03 PM
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notice how there is no pics of the engine bay
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Old Oct 19, 2003 | 04:13 PM
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That FMIC looks kinda small!
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Old Oct 19, 2003 | 04:32 PM
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That FMIC looks kinda small!
that's no intercooler, it's that front mount intake.
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Old Oct 19, 2003 | 04:42 PM
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OMG I don't know what's sadder... that girl's breast biopsy or the horrible, horrible car with horizontal fins and fangs.
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Old Oct 19, 2003 | 04:47 PM
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that's no intercooler, it's that front mount intake.
ahhh, yes, the interfooler. what a fawking ugly-ass car. poor dsm never saw it coming
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Old Oct 19, 2003 | 09:34 PM
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they put the inter"foolers" on all their cars... it's gay...
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Old Oct 19, 2003 | 09:51 PM
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how can anyone think that looks good?
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 06:40 AM
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hot!
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 06:44 AM
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How can he possibly think that his car looks good???
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 07:33 AM
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Hate to get rear-ended by this car... With those fangs in the front, it's like getting biten by poor taste.
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 07:53 AM
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Not to mention it has Texas tags on it, too.....
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 09:07 AM
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Hmm... they look similar.


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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 10:45 AM
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Its not about MEXICANS at all. Its just some people have way to much money for their own good + CRAPTACULAR taste = that monstrosity
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 12:01 PM
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I like to add that in no way does he represent us true mitsubishi owners. bastard.
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 12:05 PM
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jesus... they went all out on that... so much work to make sucks POS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 12:07 PM
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15k only? what a steal!!
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 01:21 PM
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Originally posted by Genetix
Its not about MEXICANS at all. Its just some people have way to much money for their own good + CRAPTACULAR taste = that monstrosity
from my history of seeing badly fixed up cars of all types that car has MEXICAN written all over it. The body styling and mods on that car seems and looks as if someone who couldn't hang in the Low Rider arena decided to get an import car. I'm not saying though that all Mexicans fix their cars up like shit but the ones that do a shitty job give their cars a certain mexcan accent that is unresputable.

Plus it's San Antonio... like 50% or more of the people there are Mexican.

This POS is Mexican'ed out...

If it looks like a duck and quacks like duck...
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 01:23 PM
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I'm gonna e-mail that pic to the guy
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 02:10 PM
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That girl looks a bit constipated .

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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 03:51 PM
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 03:53 PM
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But that second website was done nicely.

Props to the web designer
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 06:17 PM
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one good thing can come out of this fixed up eclipse, if it's ever stolen a chop shop could never know how to take it apart! or even what to sell cuz no one would buy shyt!
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 06:39 PM
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jeez thats got enough body kits on it for like 4 of those
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 07:16 PM
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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 07:46 PM
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Originally posted by civic4982
from my history of seeing badly fixed up cars of all types that car has MEXICAN written all over it. The body styling and mods on that car seems and looks as if someone who couldn't hang in the Low Rider arena decided to get an import car. I'm not saying though that all Mexicans fix their cars up like shit but the ones that do a shitty job give their cars a certain mexcan accent that is unresputable.

Plus it's San Antonio... like 50% or more of the people there are Mexican.

This POS is Mexican'ed out...

If it looks like a duck and quacks like duck...
vinh

you need to chill out! Bad mouth the car all you want ( i agree its tasteless) but dont put down a city like San Antonio You will find cars like this in every city you go and its not related to which race or ethnic group you belong to. If you want to really see a real mexican car check out the magazine issues of low riders or a dropped metalic green f-150 with 15 inch wheels sticking out and a Hernandez decal on the rear window. We live in texas bro the state is 50% mexican!

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Old Oct 20, 2003 | 09:43 PM
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vinh

you need to chill out! Bad mouth the car all you want ( i agree its tasteless) but dont put down a city like San Antonio You will find cars like this in every city you go and its not related to which race or ethnic group you belong to. If you want to really see a real mexican car check out the magazine issues of low riders or a dropped metalic green f-150 with 15 inch wheels sticking out and a Hernandez decal on the rear window. We live in texas bro the state is 50% mexican!

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dude, you know that shit is Mexican owned. Why even fight it? It is realted to San Antonio b/c you guys have TONS of Mexicans there. I'll admit that the rest of the state has a lot too but damn the numbers in SA are overwhelming to even think about. At least the low riders are in a taste all their own and don't leak into another genre. I kinda like them daytons ... but please just don't do it to a poor innocent DSM.

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