Yesterday afternoon I went to pick my boyfriend up at the bus station, he just got back from San Fran. After I dropped him off at home, I went to grab a big fat sausage to eat. As I was passing an overhead freeway bridge, I heard a loud exhaust followed by a blow off valve. At first I thought it was a supra, I took another glance in the rear view mirror and saw some huge looking biceps and perfect lips on a man-boy; guess what he was driving - a S4. I slowed down to see if he wants to have a little fun. The guy just blows past me. I quickly catch up and give him a little rev. He returns by giving me a quick BOV sound. As we slowed down to traffic I rolled down my window in hopes to find out more about this guy. He was an loose asshole and decided to leave his windows up. After a while, I saw a green light just turned red, so I quickly speed up. He pursues and we both line up. At the red light he keeps reving and making that BOV noise, so I keep my rev at 5500rpm (I have no Blow off valve to show off, just blow jobs)

Light turns green, I get a perfect launch. I loose a little traction at first but once I hooked up I walked this guy pretty bad in 1st gear. (400+ lbs/tq and 8 inches of beef will do that to ya) I speedshift 2nd gear and heard tires moan, not sure if it was me or him. Once my rpm's picked up in 2nd I continued walking this fag wannabe. At the end of 2nd gear I was about 2 1/2 cars ahead, slammed 3rd and he kept falling back. I let off at around 85mph with a little over 4 car lenghts ahead. After I let off, it took the scooby some time to catch up, as he did his ricer flyby I heard his BOV as he shifted into 4th gear, I guess he still thinks were racing?

I see him slow down up ahead to a redlight, so I pick up speed. I pulled up to the guy and rolled down my windows and gave him a thumbs up, he just made a right turn without saying a thing. I guess there is a benefit to having really dark window tints on your side windows, it allows you to hide the face of embarrasment Damn I hate poor sports. I loved the sound of his BOV and exhaust though, probably a neuspeed. God it feels good to be a wad of gayness.

 

Damn, phucken Phin. You've got my ass rolling here. This is a phin-classic for sure.

I gotta give your stinky ass props for this one.

BTW, good kill man. Way to show those S4's what's up. Representing the fury of fwd!!

 

Thanks, Phin. The shit was getting pretty deep.

After reading some of the posts here over the past several weeks (all the fighting and name calling), this is, by far, the best "story"!

Most of the cars in this forum will simply kick my ass. I don't have any problem with this.

 

LOL, thats pretty gay man. I guess if this is the type of reply I get for posting a kill on this forum, then I guess I will stop posting kills. Ironically, I thought this would be the last forum I would see such a gay reply to a post.

I guess if you cant beat em, join em. Later haters, and get a life.

 

No, don't go..... :'( :'( phinthesky, you bastard .

 

call me crazy but i don't think Cl owners could care less about the kill stories of SOME OTHER CAR. Get the point? Mr Audi?

 

Oh gee, my bad.. I mistook this board for a respectable board who cares about cars and enthusists. I did not expect to be criticized for posting a kill about another vehicle, it was not about bragging or putting down WRX. If you go on any other board from mustangs to clubsi, they all value other kills about other cars as much as their own. Some of you guys are pretty childish about it and take it the wrong way. I guess you are not used to seeing people beating WRX is that it? This is somewhat pittyful since I meet some of the owners of this board and they were very cool. To think there are actually losers who drive this kind of respectable car is pretty degrading, and it gives the rest of the board a bad rep.

 

Don't be mad.....

 

Dumbass! People like you degrade the value of perfectly well bulletin boards. Keep your comments to yourself in the future. Talking shit and having only 90 annoying posts.

 

Im not mad, just mostly let down. I expect more from this board. I would expect this kind of treatment if it was a civic or accord board.

I meet a few of the owners on this board and they are as cool as can be. Some of my friend drive Cl/TL both Type S and the car is superb! Its post like this that deters me and im sure others from posting on this board.

 

classic phin

 

Like anywhere, there are assholes here too, I encourage your posts, I like the S4 an more importantly a nice driver who is not stuck up on his car (yourself).


Keep posting, fuck the haters.

 

you did not beat an s4 im very sorry to tell you.

 

i second that

read previous post

 

Uh duh! Read the other post and see what Phin was making fun of before you talk.

 

he shouldve attached it to that thread whatever it was .

 

Well this thread surely sucks!

Mainly because I happen to have met Mr. Turbo Audi - and in all fairness - he's a cool guy!

I frankly don't know what happened to the originator of this thread, maybe he has too much free time on his hands...

It's too bad if we continue to lose people on this site who are true enthusiast that can in some way contribute to our general goal.

I think that in general we should welcome all enthusiast who drive competing machines, to get that other perspective, that other angle...

And if this last point was not clear, imagine a site where all the talk pertained to our CL-S'. Wouldn't that be boring.

It's nice to hear all the other kills from PullT, M5Lite, and so on.

"Mr. Turbo Audi... keep on rocking" I'll talk to you soon...

 

Truth be told...you guys are the ones blowing it out of proportion..he was just fucking with him. And to make this easier for you to swallow.....this is a CL site....but probably one of the more open sites you will find....and we do welcome everybody, even those little runts that come here and talk smack.....we mess around a lot on this site...if you cant take a little jab here and there...maybe you shouldnt post anything then. Just my .02....and btw, I did find it pretty funny..


PS. In real life, most people are pretty good people...the Internet just allows people to get a rise out of others without any physical confrontation...although Phin could more than take care of himself in that case.

 

Man man, What's going on over here Moonmaster? See, whenever I don't visit this board for a while....stuff happens. :p You guys always picking on Audis. Can't we all just play nice. I guess I have to come in a break up the schuffle (sp?).


Anyways, moon....how's the car? I'm still working on the downpipes......i need a damn hook up, because retail prices SUCK!


Question to the forum members, how are your car's holding up? Brother-in-law is looking at a new ride. I told him to check out a CL & TL.....type S of both models of course.

 

Man.........some of you guys sound like a bunch of little bitches. Ya, I made fun of you. Big fucking deal. If you wanna leave, go ahead a be a homo. If you want to stay, go ahead and still be a homo. I was just busting your balls. Don't run out of here like a little girl who just got her first period. Next time put in a fucking tampon so you dont get blood on the seat of your german, turbo, audi s4 with the bad ass valve or whatever the fuck you got as a subsitute for your penis. Ya, I'm hatin'. That is what haters do. Word to your mother. I'm Audi 5.

 

Man.........some of you guys sound like a bunch of little bitches. Ya, I made fun of you. Big fucking deal. If you wanna leave, go ahead a be a homo. If you want to stay, go ahead and still be a homo. I was just busting your balls. Don't run out of here like a little girl who just got her first period. Next time put in a fucking tampon so you dont get blood on the seat of your german, turbo, audi s4 with the bad ass valve or whatever the fuck you got as a subsitute for your penis. Ya, I'm hatin'. That is what haters do. Word to your mother. I'm Audi 5.



that was funny........Hey just cause most of us are auto enthusiests does not mean we will all get along. We own different cars. And some people don't know jack sh!t

 

Dunno....its hard enough trying to get cheap parts for DSM turbos....

 

to quote bill the cat..."aaaaaccccccccckkkkkkkk"

 

You sound like a little bitch whos in high school driving a car that mommy and daddy bought you. The reality of life will hit you hard soon enough.

Apparently those who are supporting your statments are those who know you, personally or over the net.

Talking shit about someone who you dont know isnt something to be taken lightly. How would you like it if someone you dont know, started talking shit about you? In real life, shit like this will get you hurt. But over the net that gives you security, so whos being a little bitch now? So get a life and stop living your life through the internet.. I recommend going out for a change.

 

You sound like a little bitch whos in high school driving a car that mommy and daddy bought you. The reality of life will hit you hard soon enough.

Apparently those who are supporting your statments are those who know you, personally or over the net.

Talking shit about someone who you dont know isnt something to be taken lightly. How would you like it if someone you dont know, started talking shit about you? In real life, shit like this will get you hurt. But over the net that gives you security, so whos being a little bitch now? So get a life and stop living your life through the internet.. I recommend going out for a change.


That was funny too.........




HATERS SUCK DUDE!

 

Dude, I gotta give you props man............there is no way you could ever sound like a homo......lol............

I am actually not in high school. The funny thing is is that I am in graduate school now. Apparently, I still have the mindset of a 16 year old......lol.
Seriously though, I will admit that I am a prick. I was just kidding around with you though. On the other hand, you have to admit you sound gay. Dude that last post was complete queerness. I can laugh at myself but you have to be able to laugh at yourself too because you are so gay. Now run along now hop-a-long-ass-pirate.

BTW, if this was real life I would still call you a homo. The internet may offer security but you are still a wad of gay. If you have a problem with that I would just transform into an indestructible robot and smash you into a million pieces. After that I would transform into an Super WRX and beat you by infinity car-lengths in the quarter mile. Then I would turn into a big, black veiny dildo and run up into your sister's guts and rip her in half. Then I would take a shower.

 

Just to clarify numbers here and talking about stock mobiles-The stock CL doesn't go below 6.8secs (0-60 sprint) compared to the new S4 Quattro which boosts to 60 mph in just 5.5 seconds! I know we all own a great car but it is not almighty! We have to accept the limitations; I would not, personally race with an S4.

 

This is classic phin. Time to rip out the bitch splitter mang. I think these guys are just giving you problems cuz you're asian and drive a japanese automobile.:shakehd: Those damn german automobile car drivers, always trying to keep us yellow car drivers down.:'(

 

Dude, its a joke.

 

Don't be such an idiot. A kill is a kill. It's ppl like you who take the fun out of sharing our racing experiences.

 

I raced one and I beat him.........did you see my first post?

I gave the dude a thumbs up but I he ignored me. I guess that what happened when you drive a sophiscated piece of nazi machinery and you don't eat with your hands.

 

I never lose............NEVER!!!!

 

Shit, it wont allow me to post a pic.

 

I never lose............NEVER!!!!

 

LOL! Is that why you resort to talking shit over the net? Damn, if you walked around talking shit and looking like igor, people around here would lynch your ass!

Btw, thats a cute water pistol you got there, real big tough troll arent ya? But hey, at least you try, LOL!

 

Phin,

Where the hell did you dig up this pic from? I also saw it posted in another thread of your's.

 

This was taken right after I smoked Mr Turbo Audi. I rang off a few shots in celebration. I look so heroic and manly in this pic, dont your think? Not like a TROLL!!!

 

Hey Phin, first you talk all that trash, then you post your sci-fi picture, "cough".

Are you suicidal or something?

 

oooooooookkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy....

you guys don't understand phin so be it. he's just pulling your chain. we're used to it...get used to it.